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10 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny by devranbuu(m): 7:10pm On May 12, 2018 |
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong" My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks" I said "Don't mention it" I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't" |
Re: 10 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny by thesicilian: 7:14pm On May 12, 2018 |
10/10. Funny and intelligent. |
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