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10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by tosyne2much(m): 5:53pm On May 18, 2018
Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing people's attention to the categories of guys that don't deserve virgins as wives

Having a virgin wife is what many guys wish for but the truth of the matter is that not every guy deserves a virgin wife, and I'm going to point out these guys

1. Paedophiles

These are guys that can easily get erection upon seeing a lady's pants or underwear on the wire. They focus more on young girls entrusted in their care and their joysticks can easily be recognized by both primary and junior secondary school girls in their area. It's funny to see that despite how they take advantage of the young ones, they wouldn't hesitate to marry a virgin

2. "Let me put the tip" crew

We call them play boys. They promise heaven and earth just to have their way. They use the line "let me put just the tip" to deceive gullible girls and shine their congo.
Most of them have cajoled and slept with numerous girls at their prime but would like to settle down with a virgin. May thunder strike them

3. Prostitutes Patronizers

You can find them loitering around every brothel in their area. They are well known in brothels like Channel 5, 7up, Haven Lounge, etc. When they go into any brothel, prostitutes begin to hail and call them by their surnames. Some of them are carriers of syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, and trich. These same carriers of these sexually transmitted diseases want a woman that has never been touched as a wife. No it cant happen.

4. Those who can't keep their own virginity

These are guys that are not married yet but have had sex even more than their dad. They body shame women and call every lady that refuses their advances "olosho. They aren't virgins but want virgins. No man deserves a virgin wife unless he's a virgin too

5. Vaseline crew

The vaseline crew are found loitering in any thread that has to do with boobs and butts. All the detergents and bar soaps in their bathroom doesn't last more than a week. In fact, if it's possible for them, they will use super glue to masturbate in the absence of bar soap. Their excessive masturbation has resulted in low sperm count and these are the same guys that lay accusing fingers on ladies that aren't virgins

6. Those who molest girls

These are guys whose joysticks have shrinkled due to sex overload. They force their way when a lady doesn't want to give in, and they are always willing to lay down their lives at the sight of kitty-cat. Considering the rate at which they have forcefully slept with girls, the same guys want to marry virgins. May amadioha strike them

7. The Abortionists

These are guys who will impregnate a lady and pressure her to abort it. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that some guys have impregnated and carried out abortion for more than five ladies and are still doing more. Any decent lady who falls in the hands of these guys should know that she has not found a husband.

8. Porn Addicts

These are guys who know the names of popular porn stars in every country. If they can channel this retentive memory in their academics, I'm sure first class is guaranteed. After they watch porn, they go to their neighbour's wife when the husband has gone to work and practice any new moves. Men will surely do the same to their wives.

9. "Chop and pass" crew

These are guys who use a lady and then pass her to his friends to have their own share too. When karma comes to them, they will marry a woman that other men will chop and pass to the next person

10. "Who virginity epp?" crew

Those are guys who go about preaching virginity as inconsequential in this modern world. When they find a virgin lady, they begin to tell her tales of how virginity hinders easy childbirth or contributes menstrual cramps.
When the lady falls for their tales and opens her legs for them, they chop and clean their mouth and then move to the next lady. May a virgin never come their way as a wife

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by Tosyne2much


Source https://tosyne2much.blogspot.com.ng/2018/05/10-categories-of-guys-that-dont-deserve.html?m=1

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by theunnamed: 5:53pm On May 18, 2018
Hehehe grin grin



Some will just wait till they get to heaven cheesy grin

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Goldmaxx(m): 5:57pm On May 18, 2018
what of the ladies with fat pussies

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by emdeey(m): 6:00pm On May 18, 2018
Oga 10 10

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by BiadeFolar(m): 6:00pm On May 18, 2018
Number 11 is here www.biadefola.com.ng

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by mrphysics(m): 6:01pm On May 18, 2018
Only Me, explorer, Tosyne2much, Donstan18 deserve virgins.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by iLegendd: 6:03pm On May 18, 2018
Typing...

Lol.
Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by tosyne2much(m): 6:04pm On May 18, 2018
mrphysics:
Only Me, explorer, Tosyne2much, Donstan18 deserve virgins.


Just stay there and be deceiving yourself cheesy

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Abbeysunday(m): 6:05pm On May 18, 2018
Hehehehe

I know a lot of guys here are guilty of most if not all

Even the O.P is the ring leader

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by donstan18(m): 6:06pm On May 18, 2018
Hahahahahhahahahaa


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Heheheheheh

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Llanthony401: 6:07pm On May 18, 2018
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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by tosyne2much(m): 6:07pm On May 18, 2018
Abbeysunday:
Hehehehe

I know a lot of guys here are guilty of most if not all

Even the O.P is the ring leader
How you take know say I be ring leader? cheesy cheesy

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by theunnamed: 6:10pm On May 18, 2018
tosyne2much:
How you take know say I be ring leader? cheesy cheesy




Because"who no go no know" cool tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Macnnoli4(m): 6:13pm On May 18, 2018
You just highlighted all the sex-related problems from the guys in this country. And they even say virgins are scarce a situation worsened by the increasing number of paedophiles and rapists

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Mariinee(f): 6:30pm On May 18, 2018
Why virgins specifically? They don't deserve any girls.
And, did you say comic writer? Comic must have another meaning.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by igetjoyfromthis: 6:34pm On May 18, 2018
Mariinee:
Why virgins specifically? They don't deserve any girls.
And, did you say comic writer? Comic must have another meaning.

So this is the Mariinee people talk about shocked shocked

She no even fine sef cheesy grin

Jeez too many fake dudes on nairaland.

Asslicking average looking girls angry

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Mariinee(f): 6:35pm On May 18, 2018
igetjoyfromthis:


So this is the Mariinee people talk about shocked shocked

Jeez too many fake dudes on nairaland.

Asslicking average looking girls angry
Kindly shoo off, dear.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by igetjoyfromthis: 6:41pm On May 18, 2018
Mariinee:
Kindly shoo off, dear.

Did I lie? Are you not average looking? Dont deceive yourself. If they are counting pretty girls you will never be picked grin

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Mariinee(f): 6:42pm On May 18, 2018
igetjoyfromthis:


Did I lie? Are you not average looking? Dont deceive yourself. If they are counting pretty girls you will never be picked grin
I wonder why you think your opinion counts, dear. Please, I'm fasting and I'm trying to be nice. Stop bothering me, will you?

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Auladimeji(m): 6:50pm On May 18, 2018
I'm here to sell � beers to those that are here to read comments

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Auladimeji(m): 6:51pm On May 18, 2018
I was born as a virgin, I grew up as a virgin, I avoid temptations ,I will marry a virgin.
Cheers to all the virgins in in the building

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Auladimeji(m): 6:52pm On May 18, 2018
cheesy

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Archangel15: 6:54pm On May 18, 2018
Every guy deserves a virgin as wife

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by marvelli(f): 6:57pm On May 18, 2018
This your list though grin some of them deserve very unfaithful wives the rest deserve a very painful death.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Nobody: 6:59pm On May 18, 2018
That's every man ticked off the list grin grin grin grin

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Nobody: 7:01pm On May 18, 2018
grin.

I am not looking for a virgin, eventhough I am barely guilty of some of the issues the op raised.

Virginity is overrated in Africa,

I don't think most of the great women in our society today or the world at large married as virgins, although I stand to be corrected

I even doubt that some of our great men of God today in Nigeria married as virgins because many of them always have a not so pleasant past.

The most important thing in life is our happiness and staying away from dangerous activities that might put our lives and that of others in danger. Thus, I will always advocate safer sex over total abstinence.

Although, the choice of which to practice is always down to every individual's discretions in the end.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Section1000: 7:16pm On May 18, 2018
Auladimeji:
I was born as a virgin, I grew up as a virgin, I avoid temptations ,I will marry a virgin.
Cheers to all the virgins in in the building
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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by Section1000: 7:17pm On May 18, 2018
Auladimeji:
I'm here to sell � beers to those that are here to read comments
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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by QuietHammer(m): 7:17pm On May 18, 2018
Booooooooring

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by ariketalks: 7:27pm On May 18, 2018
Number 4 takes the cake. cool cool

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by coolestofall(m): 7:54pm On May 18, 2018
Op u sure u knw what paedophile means? I mean whts d difference btwn a paedophile n those who molest girls. I guess its boys paedophiles molest, abi?

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Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by tosyne2much(m): 8:08pm On May 18, 2018
coolestofall:
Op u sure u knw what paedophile means? I mean whts d difference btwn a paedophile n those who molest girls. I guess its boys paedophiles molest, abi?
They are different but kinda similar sha.. Some people are paedophiles but they don't rape

To be very frank, every paedophile is a potential rapist cheesy

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