Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing people's attention to the categories of guys that don't deserve virgins as wives

Having a virgin wife is what many guys wish for but the truth of the matter is that not every guy deserves a virgin wife, and I'm going to point out these guys

1. Paedophiles

These are guys that can easily get erection upon seeing a lady's pants or underwear on the wire. They focus more on young girls entrusted in their care and their joysticks can easily be recognized by both primary and junior secondary school girls in their area. It's funny to see that despite how they take advantage of the young ones, they wouldn't hesitate to marry a virgin

2. "Let me put the tip" crew

We call them play boys. They promise heaven and earth just to have their way. They use the line "let me put just the tip" to deceive gullible girls and shine their congo.
Most of them have cajoled and slept with numerous girls at their prime but would like to settle down with a virgin. May thunder strike them

3. Prostitutes Patronizers

You can find them loitering around every brothel in their area. They are well known in brothels like Channel 5, 7up, Haven Lounge, etc. When they go into any brothel, prostitutes begin to hail and call them by their surnames. Some of them are carriers of syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, and trich. These same carriers of these sexually transmitted diseases want a woman that has never been touched as a wife. No it cant happen.

4. Those who can't keep their own virginity

These are guys that are not married yet but have had sex even more than their dad. They body shame women and call every lady that refuses their advances "olosho. They aren't virgins but want virgins. No man deserves a virgin wife unless he's a virgin too

5. Vaseline crew

The vaseline crew are found loitering in any thread that has to do with boobs and butts. All the detergents and bar soaps in their bathroom doesn't last more than a week. In fact, if it's possible for them, they will use super glue to masturbate in the absence of bar soap. Their excessive masturbation has resulted in low sperm count and these are the same guys that lay accusing fingers on ladies that aren't virgins

6. Those who molest girls

These are guys whose joysticks have shrinkled due to sex overload. They force their way when a lady doesn't want to give in, and they are always willing to lay down their lives at the sight of kitty-cat. Considering the rate at which they have forcefully slept with girls, the same guys want to marry virgins. May amadioha strike them

7. The Abortionists

These are guys who will impregnate a lady and pressure her to abort it. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that some guys have impregnated and carried out abortion for more than five ladies and are still doing more. Any decent lady who falls in the hands of these guys should know that she has not found a husband.

8. Porn Addicts

These are guys who know the names of popular porn stars in every country. If they can channel this retentive memory in their academics, I'm sure first class is guaranteed. After they watch porn, they go to their neighbour's wife when the husband has gone to work and practice any new moves. Men will surely do the same to their wives.

9. "Chop and pass" crew

These are guys who use a lady and then pass her to his friends to have their own share too. When karma comes to them, they will marry a woman that other men will chop and pass to the next person

10. "Who virginity epp?" crew

Those are guys who go about preaching virginity as inconsequential in this modern world. When they find a virgin lady, they begin to tell her tales of how virginity hinders easy childbirth or contributes menstrual cramps.
When the lady falls for their tales and opens her legs for them, they chop and clean their mouth and then move to the next lady. May a virgin never come their way as a wife

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by Tosyne2much

Source https://tosyne2much..com.ng/2018/05/10-categories-of-guys-that-dont-deserve.html?m=1

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Some will just wait till they get to heaven

what of the ladies with fat pussies

Oga 10 10

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Only Me, explorer, Tosyne2much, Donstan18 deserve virgins.

Typing...

Lol.

mrphysics:
Only Me, explorer, Tosyne2much, Donstan18 deserve virgins.

Just stay there and be deceiving yourself

Hehehehe

I know a lot of guys here are guilty of most if not all

Even the O.P is the ring leader

Hahahahahhahahahaa


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Heheheheheh

Huhuhuhuhu

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Abbeysunday:
Hehehehe

I know a lot of guys here are guilty of most if not all

Even the O.P is the ring leader

How you take know say I be ring leader?

tosyne2much:
How you take know say I be ring leader?

Because"who no go no know"

You just highlighted all the sex-related problems from the guys in this country. And they even say virgins are scarce a situation worsened by the increasing number of paedophiles and rapists

Why virgins specifically? They don't deserve any girls.
And, did you say comic writer? Comic must have another meaning.

Mariinee:
Why virgins specifically? They don't deserve any girls.
And, did you say comic writer? Comic must have another meaning.

So this is the Mariinee people talk about

She no even fine sef

Jeez too many fake dudes on nairaland.

Asslicking average looking girls

igetjoyfromthis:


So this is the Mariinee people talk about

Jeez too many fake dudes on nairaland.

Asslicking average looking girls

Kindly shoo off, dear.

Mariinee:
Kindly shoo off, dear.

Did I lie? Are you not average looking? Dont deceive yourself. If they are counting pretty girls you will never be picked

igetjoyfromthis:


Did I lie? Are you not average looking? Dont deceive yourself. If they are counting pretty girls you will never be picked

I wonder why you think your opinion counts, dear. Please, I'm fasting and I'm trying to be nice. Stop bothering me, will you?

I'm here to sell � beers to those that are here to read comments

I was born as a virgin, I grew up as a virgin, I avoid temptations ,I will marry a virgin.
Cheers to all the virgins in in the building

Every guy deserves a virgin as wife

This your list though some of them deserve very unfaithful wives the rest deserve a very painful death.

That's every man ticked off the list

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I am not looking for a virgin, eventhough I am barely guilty of some of the issues the op raised.

Virginity is overrated in Africa,

I don't think most of the great women in our society today or the world at large married as virgins, although I stand to be corrected

I even doubt that some of our great men of God today in Nigeria married as virgins because many of them always have a not so pleasant past.

The most important thing in life is our happiness and staying away from dangerous activities that might put our lives and that of others in danger. Thus, I will always advocate safer sex over total abstinence.

Although, the choice of which to practice is always down to every individual's discretions in the end.

Auladimeji:
I was born as a virgin, I grew up as a virgin, I avoid temptations ,I will marry a virgin.
Cheers to all the virgins in in the building

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Auladimeji:
I'm here to sell � beers to those that are here to read comments

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Booooooooring

Number 4 takes the cake.

Op u sure u knw what paedophile means? I mean whts d difference btwn a paedophile n those who molest girls. I guess its boys paedophiles molest, abi?

coolestofall:
Op u sure u knw what paedophile means? I mean whts d difference btwn a paedophile n those who molest girls. I guess its boys paedophiles molest, abi?

They are different but kinda similar sha.. Some people are paedophiles but they don't rape

To be very frank, every paedophile is a potential rapist