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UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by Restroom: 8:09am On May 19, 2018
As I walked into ARD secretariat yesterday, around 11am, I overheard someone asking another person, what are the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy?

With style, information from his colleague, who was not on uniform.

It then occurred to me, that this ignorant Nigerian doctor, who earns nothing less than 250k every 30 days from the federal government, must be among the hoards
of doctors presently attending to pregnant women at the antenatal clinic where all nurses and midwives are on strike!

This is why the rate of patients deaths at the hands of ignorant and materialistic (NMA and ARD) doctors in UBTH is very high.

After 6 years studying medicine and now, probably on residency, this Nigerian doctor does not know the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy!

What a disgrace!

No wonder they refer to themselves as 'DUCK A'

Everyday, you see many UBTH 'Duck A' carrying big foreign textbook up and down! They ride SUVs and move about with electronic gadgets.

They don't know anything on their own, except their salary and how to quickly open their private clinics. Some will even open google in your presence and be browsing for prescription to write for you, when you visit the hospital.

Ask many patients about the speed UBTH 'Duck As' will write prescription for you before you finish complaining about your health concern.

And if you want to know how proud and ignorant 'Duck As' in UBTH are, ask the pharmacists in the hospital who regularly cancel wrong prescriptions given to patients by dumb ass doctors.
If not for pharmacists and even nurses, the rate of patients deaths would higher than what obtains presently, prior to the strike.

Even before the strike, students doctors on residency are among those in charge of UBTH. All the wards and clinics, including GPC are colonized by students doctors. The consultants are hardly around. The vast majority of patients who need consultants services are attended to by students doctors of all categories.

That is why the 'Duck A' above, who obviously has not spoken with the consultants assigned to him for a long, had no choice but to ask his colleague about the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy.

So, please nairalanders, make una help me educate this Nigerian 'Duck A' for UBTH on this question:

What are the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy?

Any information or advice will be highly appreciated.

So UBTH 'Duck A', I don't care what your name is: stay glued to nairaland for a few days as they teach you what you didn't learn in medical school for six years about malaria in pregnancy.

In the meantime, doctors like you and your colleagues are the reasons why there so many unnecessary deaths at the hands of quacks NMA and ARD doctors.It goes to show that you and many of your colleagues are scammers, milking the FG in the name of practicing medicine.

Living human beings have become live cadavers to be sent to their early graves, because you didn't have any to use in medical school. UBTH is now the real medical school to experiment with the practice of medicine with human lives.

For your information, death walk around UBTH every seconds or minutes through the carelessness and ignorance of many doctors in this hospital. To the point where even many doctors are scared of allowing their loved ones to come to the hospital for treatment.Others who have no choice, monitor their loved ones closely, because they know their colleagues kill a lot of patients carelessly.

Thank you.
Re: UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by doctokwus: 8:51am On May 19, 2018
Restroom:
As I walked into ARD secretariat yesterday, around 11am, I overheard someone asking another person, what are the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy?

With style, information from his colleague, who was not on uniform.

It then occurred to me, that this ignorant Nigerian doctor, who earns nothing less than 250k every 30 days from the federal government, must be among the hoards
of doctors presently attending to pregnant women at the antenatal clinic where all nurses and midwives are on strike!

This is why the rate of patients deaths at the hands of ignorant and materialistic (NMA and ARD) doctors in UBTH is very high.

After 6 years studying medicine and now, probably on residency, this Nigerian doctor does not know the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy!

What a disgrace!

No wonder they refer to themselves as 'DUCK A'

Everyday, you see many UBTH 'Duck A' carrying big foreign textbook up and down! They ride SUVs and move about with electronic gadgets.

They don't know anything on their own, except their salary and how to quickly open their private clinics. Some will even open google in your presence and be browsing for prescription to write for you, when you visit the hospital.

Ask many patients about the speed UBTH 'Duck As' will write prescription for you before you finish complaining about your health concern.

And if you want to know how proud and ignorant 'Duck As' in UBTH are, ask the pharmacists in the hospital who regularly cancel wrong prescriptions given to patients by dumb ass doctors.
If not for pharmacists and even nurses, the rate of patients deaths would higher than what obtains presently, prior to the strike.

Even before the strike, students doctors on residency are among those in charge of UBTH. All the wards and clinics, including GPC are colonized by students doctors. The consultants are hardly around. The vast majority of patients who need consultants services are attended to by students doctors of all categories.

That is why the 'Duck A' above, who obviously has not spoken with the consultants assigned to him for a long, had no choice but to ask his colleague about the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy.

So, please nairalanders, make una help me educate this Nigerian 'Duck A' for UBTH on this question:

What are the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy?

Any information or advice will be highly appreciated.

So UBTH 'Duck A', I don't care what your name is: stay glued to nairaland for a few days as they teach you what you didn't learn in medical school for six years about malaria in pregnancy.

In the meantime, doctors like you and your colleagues are the reasons why there so many unnecessary deaths at the hands of quacks NMA and ARD doctors.It goes to show that you and many of your colleagues are scammers, milking the FG in the name of practicing medicine.

Living human beings have become live cadavers to be sent to their early graves, because you didn't have any to use in medical school. UBTH is now the real medical school to experiment with the practice of medicine with human lives.

For your information, death walk around UBTH every seconds or minutes through the carelessness and ignorance of many doctors in this hospital. To the point where even many doctors are scared of allowing their loved ones to come to the hospital for treatment.Others who have no choice, monitor their loved ones closely, because they know their colleagues kill a lot of patients carelessly.

Thank you.
Kai,you sound utterly pained and frustrated.
Why pour so much hate on people?Hate and venom that's more likely to worsen than alleviate whatever misery you find yourself in now.

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Re: UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by Restroom: 1:33pm On May 19, 2018
doctokwus:

Kai,you sound utterly pained and frustrated.
Why pour so much hate on people?Hate and venom that's more likely to worsen than alleviate whatever misery you find yourself in now.

The truth is always bitter....especially to bitter people like you, dockokwus, who rather seek to hide it.

But even if you don't like it, that should not stop me from saying it.

From your response alone, I calibrate your IQ, especially if you are a 'Duck A' to be somewhere between 30 and 80.

It is what all of you 'Duck A' that kill innocent patients with wrong prescription, wrong diagnosis, injection and failed surgeries always do.You think you know everything.

I know, you are a 'DUCK A'.

Come to UBTH and see how your colleagues frustrates the lives of innocent people, make families pass through pain by killing people with wrong drugs and injections, and above all, bring untold misery on children who lost a parent or mate who lost a spouse to the carelessness of the your colleagues.
Re: UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by WesleyPepper: 9:50pm On May 19, 2018
Restroom:
As I walked into ARD secretariat yesterday, around 11am, I overheard someone asking another person, what are the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy?

With style, information from his colleague, who was not on uniform.

It then occurred to me, that this ignorant Nigerian doctor, who earns nothing less than 250k every 30 days from the federal government, must be among the hoards
of doctors presently attending to pregnant women at the antenatal clinic where all nurses and midwives are on strike!

This is why the rate of patients deaths at the hands of ignorant and materialistic (NMA and ARD) doctors in UBTH is very high.

After 6 years studying medicine and now, probably on residency, this Nigerian doctor does not know the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy!

What a disgrace!

No wonder they refer to themselves as 'DUCK A'

Everyday, you see many UBTH 'Duck A' carrying big foreign textbook up and down! They ride SUVs and move about with electronic gadgets.

They don't know anything on their own, except their salary and how to quickly open their private clinics. Some will even open google in your presence and be browsing for prescription to write for you, when you visit the hospital.

Ask many patients about the speed UBTH 'Duck As' will write prescription for you before you finish complaining about your health concern.

And if you want to know how proud and ignorant 'Duck As' in UBTH are, ask the pharmacists in the hospital who regularly cancel wrong prescriptions given to patients by dumb ass doctors.
If not for pharmacists and even nurses, the rate of patients deaths would higher than what obtains presently, prior to the strike.

Even before the strike, students doctors on residency are among those in charge of UBTH. All the wards and clinics, including GPC are colonized by students doctors. The consultants are hardly around. The vast majority of patients who need consultants services are attended to by students doctors of all categories.

That is why the 'Duck A' above, who obviously has not spoken with the consultants assigned to him for a long, had no choice but to ask his colleague about the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy.

So, please nairalanders, make una help me educate this Nigerian 'Duck A' for UBTH on this question:

What are the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy?

Any information or advice will be highly appreciated.

So UBTH 'Duck A', I don't care what your name is: stay glued to nairaland for a few days as they teach you what you didn't learn in medical school for six years about malaria in pregnancy.

In the meantime, doctors like you and your colleagues are the reasons why there so many unnecessary deaths at the hands of quacks NMA and ARD doctors.It goes to show that you and many of your colleagues are scammers, milking the FG in the name of practicing medicine.

Living human beings have become live cadavers to be sent to their early graves, because you didn't have any to use in medical school. UBTH is now the real medical school to experiment with the practice of medicine with human lives.

For your information, death walk around UBTH every seconds or minutes through the carelessness and ignorance of many doctors in this hospital. To the point where even many doctors are scared of allowing their loved ones to come to the hospital for treatment.Others who have no choice, monitor their loved ones closely, because they know their colleagues kill a lot of patients carelessly.

Thank you.
The pain written over this piece of sh*t is palpable.
See this mumu dispenser.

Let me assume for a second that what you wrote up there is the truth. There's no harm in asking stuff from a colleague.

Perhaps that noble man is a resident in Neurosurgery asking a colleague who is a resident in O and G.

You don't expect anyone to know as much as an O and G specialist when it relates to the management of malaria in pregnancy..

By the way, I don't expect your single digit IQ to decipher what I wrote.
Re: UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by Restroom: 8:33am On May 20, 2018
WesleyPepper:

The pain written over this piece of sh*t is palpable.
See this mumu dispenser.

Let me assume for a second that what you wrote up there is the truth. There's no harm in asking stuff from a colleague.

Perhaps that noble man is a resident in Neurosurgery asking a colleague who is a resident in O and G.

You don't expect anyone to know as much as an O and G specialist when it relates to the management of malaria in pregnancy..

By the way, I don't expect your single digit IQ to decipher what I wrote.
.

How can I understand, when a neurosurgeon is asked to go and manage pregnant women at the antenatal clinic, because nurses and midwives are on strike?

How can I understand , when from your silly analogy of a neurosurgery doctor asking an O n G doctor about malaria in pregnancy, you advertise your crass understanding of ur own field?
]
What does n-e-u-r-o-s-u-r-g-e-r-y got to do with O & G in the antenatal clinic?

Is there any relationship between neurosurgery and O & G?

I just tested it statistically with Chi square and SPSS statistical tool and from my findings, it says, there is NO RELATIONSHIP.

You see the quality of your response?

That is why the health sector in Nigeria is in deep shit, because of 'Duck A' like you who know more about POLITICS than the practice of MEDICINE.

Answer these question: Is it standard procedure worldwide for a neurosurgeon to be in antenatal clinic attending to pregnant women?

Is it normal for a neurosurgeon to be in antenatal clinic treating pregnant women?

Does a neurosurgeon deal with malaria patients?

You mumu sha!

That is why I told you, that from your response, your IQ is below 90, the average IQ of majority of people.

You speak as if the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy, is a big deal.

That s something nursing and midwife students can tell you without thinking about it for 2 seconds.

The point of my article is this: many of you 'Duck A' are scams. Half baked quacks put in charge of managing human life in government hospitals.

The most painful aspect of quacks like you, is that, the public thinks you guys inside teaching hospitals are real experts. They do not know that many quacks like you are as ignorant about medicine as the lay man in the street.

Of course, back to your silly analogy, how can a neurosurgeon know the symptoms of malaria, when he has been instructed to go to antenatal clinic to go and help out?

It is not his specialty

He won't, so naturally he will corner the real Obstetrist and Gynaecologist, for deep insight. Expo of course.

But the innocent women at the antenatal clinic won't know they are dealing with a Brain doctor, instead of an O n G doctor.

So if you think I don't know what you are talking, think again, you are.I get your drift.

I am only amazed at your myopic response and how proud you are of your medical ignorance as a doctor, here on NL.

May God save us from 'Duck A' ignoramus like you, who think it is normal for neurosurgeon to be caring for pregnant women in antenatal clinic.

That is why I am pained, unknowlegdeable people like you hiding under the NMA and NARD umbrella as Doctors, running federal government health institutions nationwide, where thousands of unnecessary deaths occur monthly as a result of the grand incompetence and carelessness of Duck TOrs.
Re: UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by DrObum(m): 10:21am On May 20, 2018
Nobody has ever achieved anything in life living with so much pain, jealousy, hatred and insecurity.

You've made it so far dear, you might be the first!

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Re: UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by WesleyPepper: 7:07pm On May 20, 2018
Restroom:
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How can I understand, when a neurosurgeon is asked to go and manage pregnant women at the antenatal clinic, because nurses and midwives are on strike?

How can I understand , when from your silly analogy of a neurosurgery doctor asking an O n G doctor about malaria in pregnancy, you advertise your crass understanding of ur own field?
]
What does n-e-u-r-o-s-u-r-g-e-r-y got to do with O & G in the antenatal clinic?

Is there any relationship between neurosurgery and O & G?

I just tested it statistically with Chi square and SPSS statistical tool and from my findings, it says, there is NO RELATIONSHIP.

You see the quality of your response?

That is why the health sector in Nigeria is in deep shit, because of 'Duck A' like you who know more about POLITICS than the practice of MEDICINE.

Answer these question: Is it standard procedure worldwide for a neurosurgeon to be in antenatal clinic attending to pregnant women?

Is it normal for a neurosurgeon to be in antenatal clinic treating pregnant women?

Does a neurosurgeon deal with malaria patients?

You mumu sha!

That is why I told you, that from your response, your IQ is below 90, the average IQ of majority of people.

You speak as if the symptoms of malaria in pregnancy, is a big deal.

That s something nursing and midwife students can tell you without thinking about it for 2 seconds.

The point of my article is this: many of you 'Duck A' are scams. Half baked quacks put in charge of managing human life in government hospitals.

The most painful aspect of quacks like you, is that, the public thinks you guys inside teaching hospitals are real experts. They do not know that many quacks like you are as ignorant about medicine as the lay man in the street.

Of course, back to your silly analogy, how can a neurosurgeon know the symptoms of malaria, when he has been instructed to go to antenatal clinic to go and help out?

It is not his specialty

He won't, so naturally he will corner the real Obstetrist and Gynaecologist, for deep insight. Expo of course.

But the innocent women at the antenatal clinic won't know they are dealing with a Brain doctor, instead of an O n G doctor.

So if you think I don't know what you are talking, think again, you are.I get your drift.

I am only amazed at your myopic response and how proud you are of your medical ignorance as a doctor, here on NL.

May God save us from 'Duck A' ignoramus like you, who think it is normal for neurosurgeon to be caring for pregnant women in antenatal clinic.

That is why I am pained, unknowlegdeable people like you hiding under the NMA and NARD umbrella as Doctors, running federal government health institutions nationwide, where thousands of unnecessary deaths occur monthly as a result of the grand incompetence and carelessness of Duck TOrs.


I stopped reading this poo half way. I thought you said you overheard the convo at ARD secretariat.

I knew before hand that my analogy would be beyond what your single digit IQ could decipher. Alas! I wasn't dissapointed.

By the way, there's no way a neurosurgery resident would help out in an ante natal clinic. Don't be foolish.

Pray tell the relationship between ARD secretariat and antenatal clinic You are a shameless liar!!

Now, run along and go choke on your hate !!!
Re: UBTH Ducka To Another Ducka: What Are The Symptoms Of Malaria In Pregnancy? by Restroom: 9:16pm On May 20, 2018
WesleyPepper:


I stopped reading this poo half way. I thought you said you overhead the convo at ARD secretariat.

I knew before hand that my analogy would be beyond what your single digit IQ could decipher. Alas! I wasn't dissapointed.

By the way, there's no way a neurosurgery resident would help out in an ante natal clinic. Don't be foolish.

Pray tell the relationship between ARD secretariat and antenatal clinic You are a shameless liar!!

Now, run along and go choke on your hate !!!


Wesley you amaze me a lot.

You probably suffer from a severe form of amnesia.

Have you forgotten that you were the very one who brought the dumb analogy of a neurosurgery residency doctor asking his O n G colleague for advice on malaria in pregnancy, since an O n G has vast knowledge?

Go and read your reply......it is there bro, even though you have memory loss.


Do you know the people attending to pregnant women in UBTH antenatal clinic since the strike started?

It is your colleagues.

Just make sure your hands are clean and don't out of pride join the long list of licensed silent killers in doctors garb, killing patients with wrong diagnosis, prescriptions, injections and treatment procedures nationwide.

That is my loving wishes for you. Bye.

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