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Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:07pm On May 20, 2018
Hallo nairalanders, hope y'all having a stupendous day.

It's not a coincidence that 'popular' and or 'savage' nairalanders are more often than not complimented by the Mods with incessant bans.
You'll highly appreciate and relate likely with the thread if you fall in the category of a NL bad boy.

Enjoysmiley

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:07pm On May 20, 2018
1. Few days after your recent ban has elapsed and you're trying so hard to mind your business so as not to get banned again almost immediately.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:08pm On May 20, 2018
2. You try to make sure you drop responsible comments devoid of insults if at all you want to give your verdict in a particular thread.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:08pm On May 20, 2018
3. In the course of your new lifestyle, you come across some comments devoid of sense and instead of you being your normal self quoting such comments with savage replies, you instead opt to jump and pass to avoid trouble.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:08pm On May 20, 2018
4. You continue to keep your cool with the nice uninsulting comments you drop, but somehow somewhere, another nairalander finds a way to quote and insult you.
and you be like; na wa oo.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:09pm On May 20, 2018
5. On a very good day, you know the kinda reprisal reply you'll give, but because you're still on the radar of the Mods, you keep calm instead and seek solace in giving him a warning.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:11pm On May 20, 2018
6. The guy quotes you again with another round of insults like he was sent by your village witches to follow you around, and you be like; bros abeg leave me naa.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:11pm On May 20, 2018
7. Even after pleading, the nigga mentions you again and this time you just have to ignore him completely and finally conclude you've been dealing with a zombie.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:12pm On May 20, 2018
8. After overcoming that temptation, you come across an eye-catching thread that suits your savage opinion, you smile to yourself and realize you can't be a Mr nice guy all the time;
you lick your hands and drop it like it's hot.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:12pm On May 20, 2018
9. The thread finally makes FP and peeps be running to your mentions like they escaping from Ebola attack.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:12pm On May 20, 2018
10. Amongst the numerous mentions you've got, you'd see the good, the bad and the ugly. To avoid further trouble from the Mods, you smile at the good ones, dodge some and trash the rest.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:15pm On May 20, 2018
11. You thinking that's all from that thread, you suddenly get one last mention. You check and immediately notice how pained the quoter is, prolly jealous because of the Likes your comment garnered.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:16pm On May 20, 2018
12. Still you wanted to ignore but the nigga went as far as bringing your parents into a nairaland comment.
At this point, you say to yourself that you've had enough.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:16pm On May 20, 2018
13. At this moment, you're ready to lick off every sense of dignity remaining in that nairalander's lineage and of course with no fvck left over the consequences you'll be greeted with by the Mods.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:16pm On May 20, 2018
14. As your usual old self, you pick the nigga up with a subtle and fierce reply and smack his arse down with it.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:19pm On May 20, 2018
15. Coincidentally, you scroll down to check people viewing the thread and you see Lalasticlala and Mynd44 viewing simultaneously.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:19pm On May 20, 2018
16. You immediately realize you've been reported by the nigga.
So someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do??

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:20pm On May 20, 2018
17. Knowing fully well the consequences of your actions, you gather your arse together waiting for the imminent ban.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:20pm On May 20, 2018
18. Finally and as expected, you get banned again but the post where your parents were insulted wasn't deleted by the Mods.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:20pm On May 20, 2018
19. Confined to your usual banned Life, you check back to the thread and notice the nigga's comments has been deleted also.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:21pm On May 20, 2018
20. Finally, because of the incessant bans attached to your present moniker, you resort to concluding deactivating your account and coming up with a brand new moniker will just be the best for everyone.

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by SalamRushdie: 2:23pm On May 20, 2018
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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by tukdi: 2:23pm On May 20, 2018
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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by Uyiii: 2:23pm On May 20, 2018

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Re: Intriguing Memoirs Regular Ban-nistelrooy's Can Relate With by CaptainMitch: 6:55am On Apr 21, 2019
Lalasticlala come and see this joke

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