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Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by PassiveNaira: 10:15am On May 22, 2018
Fatheroo! Married man who travels UK offering door-to-door sperm delivery service from a white van... has 65 children and hopes to reach 100


Clive, 62, a former maths teacher, from Burton, Staffordshire, delivers sperm
He does not charge and says he does it to see the smile of his recipient's faces
On arrival at his destination, he fills a syringe with his 'product' before carrying it to the house, keeping it warm in the crock of his arm



Many sperm donors choose to keep their identity a secret.

But not Clive, a former maths teacher who has fathered 65 children - and aims to soon hit 100.

Like most white van drivers, Clive is a delivery man. But the nature of his packages are somewhat out of the ordinary, reports The Sun.

The married 62-year-old delivers sperm - his own - to willing recipients free of charge.

He happily gives up whole days to drive from his family home in Burton, Staffordshire, to wherever he is needed.

On arrival, Clive parks in a nearby street before climbing into the back of his van.

There he fills a syringe with his product before clambering out and ringing on the recipient's doorbell.

A tip, he says, is to keep the donation in the crock of your arm so as to keep it warm.

He then usually engages his recipient in a few second of idle chit chat before jumping back in his van.

Often, he says, they are nervous, and this helps to put them at ease.

'I know this is probably unusual but for me, by doing it in the van there is far less involvement, less emotional attachment,' he says.

Since his adventures in donation began he has fathered 65 - with another 14 on their way.

His goal, he says, is to hit 100.

The ex-teacher's home life is remarkably normal. He has three children with his wife and nine grandchildren.

Clive, one of four donors featured in a new documentary by Channel 4, Super Sperm Donors, tries to keep his distance, both physically and emotionally.

Her often engages in some lighthearted email dialogue before the handover but tries to keep face-to-face transactions short and to the point.

However, because Clive is not offering his sperm via a Government-approved Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority-licensed clinic he is at risk of being deemed a legal parent.

Interestingly, he believes his van will mitigate any claims he is anything more than a simple donor.

Clive told The Sun: 'I also know, technically, if any of the ladies ever wanted to report me to the Child Support Agency in the future, they could nail me for 18 years for child payments.
'This has never happened but it is another reason why I use my van.'

But why go to the risk of fathering so many, for such little gain?

'I am so proud to have fathered 79 children. I love the joy it brings,' he says. 'So many people say, 'Thank you so much, Clive, you really have changed our lives'.

Clive took the dive and became a sperm donor in 2013.

But the idea first sparked in his head as long as a decade ago when he read the stories of others.

He visited a clinic but they refused his sperm on the grounds he was too old to donate.

At 62, Clive is well above the suggested age of 35 (when sperm count often begins to drop).

His response was to place an advert of Facebook in which he was clear about his lifestyle - he enjoys mountain biking - and medical condition (he has no long term problems).

He also provides paperwork of STI checks for anyone who asks.

In response to his social media ad Clive was inundated with responses from female recipients.

He says: 'About two thirds of the people I have helped are same-sex couples. The others are heterosexual couples and a few are single ladies.'

Source:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5755681/Married-man-offers-door-door-sperm-delivery-service-65-children-hopes-reach-100

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by adekalumichael: 5:38pm On May 22, 2018
OP, the headline captured my attention, I thought it happened here in Nigeria. But I later found out that it is in UK. This people are not complaining about scarcity or government, hence they are trying whatever unimaginable.

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Nobody: 9:42pm On May 22, 2018
This man is a Wankstar

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by PassiveNaira: 8:57am On May 23, 2018
Pepsi101:
This man is a Wankstar

I tire for the guy.

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by nuelyoyo(m): 9:09am On May 23, 2018
This guy is the grand patron of the vaseline crew.

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by PassiveNaira: 9:53am On May 23, 2018
nuelyoyo:
This guy is the grand patron of the vaseline crew.
LWKMD. I wonder how he gets to release the sperm without first getting aroused.

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by NwaAmaikpe: 7:12pm On May 23, 2018
shocked



The world needs more of this.
I am so moved, may God bless him immensely.

As a service to humanity.
I NwaAmaikpe hereby volunteers to donate my sperm to any female or family in need of a hybrid donor for free.

Just contact me,
I promise not to let you down.
But because the times are bad and to ensure that my sperm isn't used for fetish purposes, I'd jerk outside and cum inside.

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by emeijeh(m): 7:12pm On May 23, 2018
This one must have given birth to the wife of the future king of England.




Na wah o....



Royal wedding 2045

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by itiswellandwell: 7:13pm On May 23, 2018
Lol
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Nobody: 7:13pm On May 23, 2018
Oboy, see confirm business idea.

Imagine creating a website that renders sperm delivery service in Nigeria. When we deliver the sperm to you, you pour it inside ur nunu.

But all this ritualist would spoil business for us

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Oppypoppy: 7:13pm On May 23, 2018
Eewwww! !! Why are diz white people so wierd?

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by soberdrunk(m): 7:13pm On May 23, 2018
Sir self-services 'A' Lot of house Masturbadia........ angry

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by MrHighSea: 7:13pm On May 23, 2018
Some babes av up to double-digit free donors already.

Some av more sperm in their system than blood.

Some...

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Toosure70: 7:13pm On May 23, 2018
I will like to join this ministry.

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by pweshboi(m): 7:14pm On May 23, 2018
Ohhh boy shocked Nah him KABIRU Dey waste him self-service anyhow? I need to invest in this ASAP.

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by tectonotimes: 7:14pm On May 23, 2018
This is also done here in Nigeria, especially in Lagos. Click on the first link on my signature if you are interested in making millions of naira through export business.
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Xisnin(m): 7:14pm On May 23, 2018
Why are the women receiving sperm from a bald man?
SMH

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by hardywaltz(m): 7:14pm On May 23, 2018
Good
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by opyzy(m): 7:14pm On May 23, 2018
Let him try it here in Nigeria, especially Ogun state, him own don end b Dat lipsrsealed

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Vetsolo(m): 7:15pm On May 23, 2018
wily self-servicer
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by kmaster007: 7:15pm On May 23, 2018
this life... Nttn way person no go fit see
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Newpride(m): 7:15pm On May 23, 2018
Who will the baby resembles....... grin grin

Whose name will the baby bear..... shocked

Who is will be the father of such baby..

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by SweetJoystick(m): 7:17pm On May 23, 2018
na wah, i fit donate sha as long as pussy sure to make the sperm come forth grin
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by pweshboi(m): 7:17pm On May 23, 2018
nuelyoyo:
This guy is the grand patron of the vaseline crew.
He deserves some ACCOLADES. What a Wankster

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by pornhub: 7:17pm On May 23, 2018
I think that was what Linda Ikeji did.
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Nobody: 7:17pm On May 23, 2018
There is a business opportunity in every human need. Find a need,provide help and get paid.

If he was Nigerian,he would be an Igbo man grin






Facebook account (9years old) for sale.call 07080720117

Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Okoyeeboz: 7:18pm On May 23, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The world needs more of this.
I am so moved, may God bless him immensely.

As a service to humanity.
I NwaAmaikpe hereby volunteers to donate my sperm to any female or family in need of a hybrid donor for free.

Just contact me,
I promise not to let you down.

They said human being and not an animal. It is people like you that vote in the North that people say animals vote in the North.

During census, they don't count you as human. They say "Papa NwaAmaikpe has 13 children, 1 wife, 4 goats, 1 pig and 2 STDs."

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Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Nobody: 7:19pm On May 23, 2018
I like this job
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Ijehk7(m): 7:19pm On May 23, 2018
well, since he his not legally registered donor, repercussions may surface.. even when he dies later on.. life is really strange
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by Diso60090(m): 7:20pm On May 23, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



The world needs more of this.
I am so moved, may God bless him immensely.

As a service to humanity.
I NwaAmaikpe hereby volunteers to donate my sperm to any female or family in need of a hybrid donor for free.

Just contact me,




I promise not to let you down.




Go India
Re: Door-To-Door Sperm Delivery: Married UK Man Who Travels Offering Sperm Services by OkpaAkuEriEri(m): 7:20pm On May 23, 2018
Afonja wee use ur sparm 4 ritual if it Naija

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