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If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by avosoft: 10:40pm On May 22, 2018
Hey,

If women were programing languages, imagine what would happen.

Loops would never end, because the conditions would keep changing grin

Example
 
Do While food_to_eat = "rice"
...
Loop


This may never end if she's rice lover



Methods would give different answers based on the mood of the interpreter. grin
 
Function WashPlate()
...
End function

You will get "I'm on my period, very tired"


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Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by CodeTemplar: 8:26pm On May 23, 2018
Java will be a well built, light skinned woman who can
multitask - do many things.
secure the home - security.
make good decisions - control
logic.
socialize well - web services
work any where - multiplatform

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Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by orimion(m): 1:01am On May 24, 2018
CodeTemplar:
Java will be a well built, light skinned woman who can
multitask - do many things.
secure the home - security.
make good decisions - control
logic.
socialize well - web services
work any where - multiplatform
But you have to talk talk talk to get her to do anything (too verbose)
Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by CodeTemplar: 5:10am On May 24, 2018
orimion:

But you have to talk talk talk to get her to do anything (too verbose)
No. The verbosity of java mean you can give instructions to the finest detail. it means the language has broken down most task to almost machine level. Verbosity of Java means the language can eliminate ambiguity, it is an advantage.
Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by avosoft: 12:22pm On May 29, 2018
If women were Java Language, you will have to always make her start preparing hours ahead before any event

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