Hey,

If women were programing languages, imagine what would happen.

Loops would never end, because the conditions would keep changing

Example

 
Do While food_to_eat = "rice" 
... 
Loop


This may never end if she's rice lover 

Methods would give different answers based on the mood of the interpreter.

 
Function WashPlate() 
... 
End function 

You will get "I'm on my period, very tired" 

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Java will be a well built, light skinned woman who can
multitask - do many things.
secure the home - security.
make good decisions - control
logic.
socialize well - web services
work any where - multiplatform

CodeTemplar:
Java will be a well built, light skinned woman who can
multitask - do many things.
secure the home - security.
make good decisions - control
logic.
socialize well - web services
work any where - multiplatform

But you have to talk talk talk to get her to do anything (too verbose)

orimion:

But you have to talk talk talk to get her to do anything (too verbose)

No. The verbosity of java mean you can give instructions to the finest detail. it means the language has broken down most task to almost machine level. Verbosity of Java means the language can eliminate ambiguity, it is an advantage.

If women were Java Language, you will have to always make her start preparing hours ahead before any event