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The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 10:30pm On May 24, 2018
Here is the account of how Yahweh drowned himself in the red sea when he was sick.
Reference: DOCTUFOS
B.C.E 16: 18-39

18. Moses (Mosheh/Yahweh) was a male homo sapiens born in the 278,572nd year of the homo sapiens era, which is also the 1,428BCE.He was born in a land called Ur. Now in the days of Moses, the gods and goddesses whom the people worshipped were El, Sin, Baalim, Asherah and others.
19. When Mosheh had grown, he left the land of Ur and went eastward with his family to begin a life somewhere else. When many people began to join the land and his wives began to give birth to children, he said to them, I will go on a long journey and I will return when due.
20. For this kingdom which I have set my eyes at making shall be great.
21. Now when Mosheh(Yahweh) was wandering in the wilderness, he fainted when he had no strength left in him. Then his consciousness was translated to another realm where he saw many strange people. Then one named Moussa appeared to him in that realm, saying, I am your guard.
22. Your spiritual name is YHWH(Yahweh) and you have done great things in the past world, but in this world, you have achieved less. But you are reincarnated into it so that you may go and rule it from generation to generation, according to the wish of all gods for themselves.
23. Now Mosheh said, what do you want me to do? Then Mous-sa said, you are named Mosheh as a combination of my name Moussa and your name Yahw-heh, so that by the power of us both, you can operate in dual wisdom and knowledge.
24. Do not see yourself as inferior to me, for when the body is taken off, there is no inferiority in the matter of the souls except a soul makes himself inferior to another. Everyone is a god, no matter the limitation which the body gives.
25. For the soul is the god and not the body. And it is the soul that will explore the afterlives and not the earthly body. Now go and operate and conquer. But first, you must find the things which El, one of the past scribes and the deity has written in the tablets. This shall you modify and make name for both you and I.
26. Find the tablets of Sargon also, he who was called the king of Akkad. Find also the stone tablets of Zoroaster, Gilgamesh, Shulgi and many scribes and deities around your land. Then make histories and laws for your land.
27. When Mosheh awoke, he said, truly I am a god. For I have ever felt it so. Then he went to Egypt, many days journey to acquire papyri, tablets and all manner of things which the Egyptians kept as a treasure in their land.
28. For he paid the keeper of the museum a large sum and he secretly stole some of the artifacts and historical books which the Egyptians had acquired from different lands and kindreds.
29. Now Mosheh returned to his land and went up to a mountaintop to read the things which he had acquired. Then he descended the mountain and began to tell the people, saying, I met one named Yahweh upon the mountain.
30. It was he who gave to me the tablets of laws. Then the people bowed before Mosheh and said, great are you, for you have seen God.
31. Then Mosheh began to rewrite the stories of the origin of the earth, languages and many other things which El had written in the clay tablets which he acquired. And he made attempt to destroy all the tablets on which Asherah the wife of El was mentioned, for already, the people had begun to make images of her to worship her as the wife of Yahweh.
32. Now Mosheh wrote history concerning how himself left Ur, but he made a name for himself which was Abraham, yet he did not know that he had written something similar to the story of Brahma of the past world.
33. And Mosheh also wrote history concerning how he rescued many people out of the land of Egypt, not knowing that the things which he wrote were some of the things which happened in the past world, in days of Moussa his spiritual guard.
34. Now the rulership of Mosheh was harsh. He manifested all the attributes of Yahweh whom he really was, for he killed many people who worked on the last day of the week, saying, it is evil against Yahweh. He killed also the worshipper of Sin, Baalim and Moloch in multitude, saying that they were abominable people.He also killed the blind, lame, hunch backed and all forms of disabled people, because he hated them from within.
35. He killed those who refused circumcision also and he ordered war against those who worship Asherah, the one whom they called the queen of heaven. He tried hard to replace the name ‘El’ with ‘Yahweh’ in many texts of the tablets and papyri, but he could not, for many were already attached to the name ‘El’ as ‘God Almighty’.
36. Now Mosheh(Yahweh) fell sick, so he went far from his land, saying, I shall not die where I shall be seen. So he cast himself in the red sea and died there, placing a tablet over his chest so that he could sink in the river. And on the tablet was written: I am YHWH, the God Almighty.
37. Then a man named Oshea found the corpse of Mosheh (Yahweh) floating upon the river, because the tablet had rolled over and had sunken. And when Oshea checked the body of the dead, he found also on it: I am Yahweh, the God Almighty.
38. Now Oshea took the body and buried it. Then he continued to wander in the desert. Then he found the land where the people said that they worshipped Yahweh. Then he said to them, see the stone which I have obtained from your god.
39. So Oshea was accepted and he ruled over the people after the death of Mosheh, whose soul name was Yahweh.

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Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 4:02pm On May 25, 2018
Here is the second time Yahweh came to the earth as a human being. He didn't achieve as much in his first time as a homo sapiens. It's a pity that he committed suicide anyway.

Lesson to learn: Whenever you are going through hard times, look at the brighter side of life. Let nature end it rather than you ending it by yourself. It is Well.
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 4:14pm On May 26, 2018
Patience is a key
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 6:54pm On May 26, 2018
Here's the link to the full account >>>https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos/88
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 9:53am On May 27, 2018
Learn from this history.
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 4:38pm On Jun 01, 2018
Learn
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by Primesky(m): 7:01pm On Jun 01, 2018
The devil is a liar!. His stock in trade is just lies.

I guess everytime the devil remembers all the battles he has fought and lost, it greaves him sore. So in other to releave himself, he engages in fantasy thoughts of how things should have been if he had his way.

Oh what a pity!. Tell him the did of victory has been done and there's nothing he or anybody can do about it.

Let me remind you and the fallen angels feeding you with lies some undeniable truths.

Colossians 2:15
And having spoiled principalities and powers, he made a shew of them openly, triumphing over them in it.

Tell those lying demons to keep quiet and bury their heads in shame. They should rather wait for their final judgment.

Repent, receive Jesus Christ and be saved. Jesus Christ is Lord forever!.
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by superhumanist(m): 7:14pm On Jun 01, 2018
This is only half true.

Yes, Yahweh committed suicide, however, it was because he was frustrated that humans didnt care about him anymore. He was severely depressed. He tried everything but more and more people were becoming unbelievers. He even sent natural disasters but people ran to technology to solve their problems rather than prayers.

Yahweh's powers come from the believers. The more they believe, the more powerful he becomes and vice-versa. Unfortunately, less than half the population of human beings believe in him and so, his powers were cut in half. Every new atheist or unbeliever turned him into a weaker being.

God is dead.

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Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 12:25am On Jun 02, 2018
Primesky:
The devil is a liar!. His stock in trade is just lies.

I guess everytime the devil remembers all the battles he has fought and lost, it greaves him sore. So in other to releave himself, he engages in fantasy thoughts of how things should have been if he had his way.

Oh what a pity!. Tell him the did of victory has been done and there's nothing he or anybody can do about it.

Let me remind you and the fallen angels feeding you with lies some undeniable truths.

Colossians 2:15
And having spoiled principalities and powers, he made a shew of them openly, triumphing over them in it.

Tell those lying demons to keep quiet and bury their heads in shame. They should rather wait for their final judgment.

Repent, receive Jesus Christ and be saved. Jesus Christ is Lord forever!.

This Thread is about Yahweh's death by suicide but you're here saying something else, thereby derailing this thread. You haven't made any point that goes along with this thread. Pls do. Thanks.

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Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by Primesky(m): 8:08am On Jun 02, 2018
0temSapien:


This Thread is about Yahweh's death by suicide but you're here saying something else, thereby derailing this thread. You haven't made any point that goes along with this thread. Pls do. Thanks.

Yahweh is Jehovah God. He lives and forever lives.

You should stop decieving people here. You adopt a confusionist strategy just to deceive people with cooked up lies. All your articles have the devils finger prints on them. The devil can pretend to be an angel, but his character which is lie and deception, can never be hidden. By their fruits, we shall know them.

Jesus Christ is the way. Repent now before it's too late. Don't take the patience of God for granted!.
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 12:20pm On Jun 02, 2018
Primesky:


Yahweh is Jehovah God. He lives and forever lives.

You should stop decieving people here. You adopt a confusionist strategy just to deceive people with cooked up lies. All your articles have the devils finger prints on them. The devil can pretend to be an angel, but his character which is lie and deception, can never be hidden. By their fruits, we shall know them.

Jesus Christ is the way. Repent now before it's too late. Don't take the patience of God for granted!.
Your responses don't go in line with my threads. You only talk about an imaginary devil rather than addressing them. Yahweh committed suicide, that's what the thread is all about. You should either aargue for or against it, but you only end up 'praising' and hyping an imaginary devil somewhere I don't know. Why?
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 8:07am On Jun 03, 2018
It's a new WEEK!!
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by superhumanist(m): 8:12am On Jun 03, 2018
0temSapien:
It's a new WEEK!!

You didn't reply my comment above. I was disagreeing with how the suicide went down angry
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 8:18am On Jun 03, 2018
superhumanist:
This is only half true.

Yes, Yahweh committed suicide, however, it was because he was frustrated that humans didnt care about him anymore. He was severely depressed. He tried everything but more and more people were becoming unbelievers. He even sent natural disasters but people ran to technology to solve their problems rather than prayers.

Yahweh's powers come from the believers. The more they believe, the more powerful he becomes and vice-versa. Unfortunately, less than half the population of human beings believe in him and so, his powers were cut in half. Every new atheist or unbeliever turned him into a weaker being.

God is dead.
lol. You are referring to the psychological 'dying' of Yahweh from the mind of people which is ongoing, while the story up there was talking about the physical death of Moses aka Yahweh who wrote the Pentateuch by modifying the works of El, Hashem, Sargon etc who were his predecessors.
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 7:29pm On Jun 04, 2018
Learn and be wise
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 9:14pm On Jun 09, 2018
The truth has come.
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by sonofthunder: 10:12pm On Jun 09, 2018
Psalms74:4 Thine enemies roar in the midst of thy congregations; they set up their ensigns for signs.


74:8 They said in their hearts, Let us destroy them together: they have burned up all the synagogues of God in the land.


74:10 O God, how long shall the adversary reproach? shall the enemy blaspheme thy name for ever?
74:11 Why withdrawest thou thy hand, even thy right hand? pluck it out of thy bosom. 74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters.


74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.


74:18 Remember this, that the enemy hath reproached, O LORD, and that the foolish people have blasphemed thy name.


74:20 Have respect unto the covenant: for the dark places of the earth are full of the habitations of cruelty.
74:21 O let not the oppressed return ashamed: let the poor and needy praise thy name.
74:22 Arise, O God, plead thine own cause: remember how the foolish man reproacheth thee daily.
74:23 Forget not the voice of thine enemies: the tumult of those that rise up against thee increaseth continually.




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Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 12:26pm On Jun 10, 2018
sonofthunder:
Psalms74:4 Thine enemies roar in the midst of thy congregations; they set up their ensigns for signs.


74:8 They said in their hearts, Let us destroy them together: they have burned up all the synagogues of God in the land.


74:10 O God, how long shall the adversary reproach? shall the enemy blaspheme thy name for ever?
74:11 Why withdrawest thou thy hand, even thy right hand? pluck it out of thy bosom. 74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters.


74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.


74:18 Remember this, that the enemy hath reproached, O LORD, and that the foolish people have blasphemed thy name.


74:20 Have respect unto the covenant: for the dark places of the earth are full of the habitations of cruelty.
74:21 O let not the oppressed return ashamed: let the poor and needy praise thy name.
74:22 Arise, O God, plead thine own cause: remember how the foolish man reproacheth thee daily.
74:23 Forget not the voice of thine enemies: the tumult of those that rise up against thee increaseth continually.

Shared via Bible KJV http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gyc.ace.kjv

The emboldened got me laughing. If Yahweh can break Leviathan's head, Otem's head is far too strong than what anyone can break. Yahweh himself being in his spiritual cage made of vacuum can't break out of it, how then can he break mine that's made of the hardest material? grin grin
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 3:12pm On Jun 11, 2018
Learn and be wise.
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 11:40pm On Jun 14, 2018
Hmm
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 5:24pm On Jun 15, 2018
Study tie truth
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 12:49pm On Jun 22, 2018
Learn and be free
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 10:26pm On Jul 13, 2018
Be wise
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 10:51am On Jul 14, 2018
Be aware
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 11:25am On Jul 22, 2018
Learn the truth
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Know the truth
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 1:28pm On Aug 04, 2018
Read history here.

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Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 2:24pm On Aug 07, 2018
hmm
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Learn
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Be enlightened
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Be taught
Re: The Suicide Of Yahweh by Nobody: 1:20pm On Oct 10, 2018
0temSapien:
Here is the account of how Yahweh drowned himself in the red sea when he was sick.
Reference: DOCTUFOS
B.C.E 16: 18-39

18. Moses (Mosheh/Yahweh) was a male homo sapiens born in the 278,572nd year of the homo sapiens era, which is also the 1,428BCE.He was born in a land called Ur. Now in the days of Moses, the gods and goddesses whom the people worshipped were El, Sin, Baalim, Asherah and others.
19. When Mosheh had grown, he left the land of Ur and went eastward with his family to begin a life somewhere else. When many people began to join the land and his wives began to give birth to children, he said to them, I will go on a long journey and I will return when due.
20. For this kingdom which I have set my eyes at making shall be great.
21. Now when Mosheh(Yahweh) was wandering in the wilderness, he fainted when he had no strength left in him. Then his consciousness was translated to another realm where he saw many strange people. Then one named Moussa appeared to him in that realm, saying, I am your guard.
22. Your spiritual name is YHWH(Yahweh) and you have done great things in the past world, but in this world, you have achieved less. But you are reincarnated into it so that you may go and rule it from generation to generation, according to the wish of all gods for themselves.
23. Now Mosheh said, what do you want me to do? Then Mous-sa said, you are named Mosheh as a combination of my name Moussa and your name Yahw-heh, so that by the power of us both, you can operate in dual wisdom and knowledge.
24. Do not see yourself as inferior to me, for when the body is taken off, there is no inferiority in the matter of the souls except a soul makes himself inferior to another. Everyone is a god, no matter the limitation which the body gives.
25. For the soul is the god and not the body. And it is the soul that will explore the afterlives and not the earthly body. Now go and operate and conquer. But first, you must find the things which El, one of the past scribes and the deity has written in the tablets. This shall you modify and make name for both you and I.
26. Find the tablets of Sargon also, he who was called the king of Akkad. Find also the stone tablets of Zoroaster, Gilgamesh, Shulgi and many scribes and deities around your land. Then make histories and laws for your land.
27. When Mosheh awoke, he said, truly I am a god. For I have ever felt it so. Then he went to Egypt, many days journey to acquire papyri, tablets and all manner of things which the Egyptians kept as a treasure in their land.
28. For he paid the keeper of the museum a large sum and he secretly stole some of the artifacts and historical books which the Egyptians had acquired from different lands and kindreds.
29. Now Mosheh returned to his land and went up to a mountaintop to read the things which he had acquired. Then he descended the mountain and began to tell the people, saying, I met one named Yahweh upon the mountain.
30. It was he who gave to me the tablets of laws. Then the people bowed before Mosheh and said, great are you, for you have seen God.
31. Then Mosheh began to rewrite the stories of the origin of the earth, languages and many other things which El had written in the clay tablets which he acquired. And he made attempt to destroy all the tablets on which Asherah the wife of El was mentioned, for already, the people had begun to make images of her to worship her as the wife of Yahweh.
32. Now Mosheh wrote history concerning how himself left Ur, but he made a name for himself which was Abraham, yet he did not know that he had written something similar to the story of Brahma of the past world.
33. And Mosheh also wrote history concerning how he rescued many people out of the land of Egypt, not knowing that the things which he wrote were some of the things which happened in the past world, in days of Moussa his spiritual guard.
34. Now the rulership of Mosheh was harsh. He manifested all the attributes of Yahweh whom he really was, for he killed many people who worked on the last day of the week, saying, it is evil against Yahweh. He killed also the worshipper of Sin, Baalim and Moloch in multitude, saying that they were abominable people.He also killed the blind, lame, hunch backed and all forms of disabled people, because he hated them from within.
35. He killed those who refused circumcision also and he ordered war against those who worship Asherah, the one whom they called the queen of heaven. He tried hard to replace the name ‘El’ with ‘Yahweh’ in many texts of the tablets and papyri, but he could not, for many were already attached to the name ‘El’ as ‘God Almighty’.
36. Now Mosheh(Yahweh) fell sick, so he went far from his land, saying, I shall not die where I shall be seen. So he cast himself in the red sea and died there, placing a tablet over his chest so that he could sink in the river. And on the tablet was written: I am YHWH, the God Almighty.
37. Then a man named Oshea found the corpse of Mosheh (Yahweh) floating upon the river, because the tablet had rolled over and had sunken. And when Oshea checked the body of the dead, he found also on it: I am Yahweh, the God Almighty.
38. Now Oshea took the body and buried it. Then he continued to wander in the desert. Then he found the land where the people said that they worshipped Yahweh. Then he said to them, see the stone which I have obtained from your god.
39. So Oshea was accepted and he ruled over the people after the death of Mosheh, whose soul name was Yahweh.



Total Rubbish grin

One Fiction writer possessed by Demons sat down and wrote a Story grin

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