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| Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by cornel318(m): 11:53am On May 27, 2010 |
Nairalanders, Am about to embark on a mission- some one asks the kidnapp mission--- searching----target locking------target locked. Target is SEUN The ransom will not be much cos there will be Beer and Indolmie for you. Even the [b]mopol strike force [/b]trained in Isreal cant stop me, cos am coming alone. Who wants to join me in the mission? |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by 190: 12:36pm On May 27, 2010 |
Im interested But my target is mama-gee ransom is for better for worse till death do her part~ |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by CuteAngel(f): 1:41pm On May 27, 2010 |
Nairaland Militants! hehehehehehe |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by 190: 2:16pm On May 27, 2010 |
^^wen im done wit mama ure next |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by Areaboy2(m): 2:22pm On May 27, 2010 |
190: lmao, that sounds so wrong |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by elderly: 2:26pm On May 27, 2010 |
This sounds interesting but no amnesty for you  |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by BeautfulB(f): 2:36pm On May 27, 2010 |
well, my target is henryhamony |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by lysaa(f): 10:41am On May 28, 2010 |
my target is all the landers.  una too dey do. |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by romsky: 11:31am On May 28, 2010 |
who say make u no fit do my target na all d MODS xpecially Mukinatullahi |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by lysaa(f): 12:42pm On May 28, 2010 |
wetin be muki offense? |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by romsky: 2:16pm On May 28, 2010 |
who b muki? |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by hectorswag(m): 2:21pm On May 28, 2010 |
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| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by kayemjay(m): 3:36pm On May 28, 2010 |
ALQUEDA in the house RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! logs out and hides under my HP PROLIANT SERVER |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by sylve11: 3:59pm On May 28, 2010 |
lol, them go see u nab well  |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by lysaa(f): 4:31pm On May 28, 2010 |
the heck! |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by romsky: 4:46pm On May 28, 2010 |
Sgt Syl |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by sylve11: 4:50pm On May 28, 2010 |
ohh captain! where u come go since na? here dry without u ooooooooooooooooo |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by EfemenaXY: 5:00pm On May 28, 2010 |
My target is Studio_CFR and the ransome is Bootylicious boobs  |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by hectorswag(m): 5:02pm On May 28, 2010 |
chai!!! nothing wey my eyes no go see, or my ear no go hear  |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by EfemenaXY: 5:06pm On May 28, 2010 |
hectorswag: I know |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by lysaa(f): 11:31am On May 29, 2010 |
Efe make u mellow o. .that guy get rep for recklessness. im gist full town dey throway. |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by U1(m): 12:50pm On May 29, 2010 |
Na who I go fit kidnap oooo? Any volunteer? Female, please. Lysaa, you go donate yourself?  |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by lysaa(f): 12:56pm On May 29, 2010 |
No, na waste of time. .my head nor go give u money. But y u desperate like this for money? |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by EfemenaXY: 8:41pm On May 29, 2010 |
lysaa: My dear, make u no too worry about me I'm a big girl - besides, I like am reckless |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by dani1luv: 1:56pm On May 30, 2010 |
well well well. . Seun dey my custody. . I fit order am to bann all of una nw nw |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by StudioCFR(m): 8:10pm On May 30, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: why u wan kidnap dis cool dude wetin be my offence??, i no be politician and non of folks dey into politics yet u wan kidnap me, u want make i start dry fasting for you and those peeps wey send you? lysaa: you dis girl with a leaking mouth, na to dey talk things wey happen and the ones wey no happen u sabi. minister of information Efemena_xy: Checks into her Bank Account and she's about to poverty lysaa: if i say make i kidnap u now u no reach, but i no fit kidnap u cuz u no be whity, nobody go fit pay better money for your ransom |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by Kunbee: 9:12pm On May 30, 2010 |
I was not here o  |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by U1(m): 10:20am On May 31, 2010 |
lysaa: Chei! But why you come get dirty mind like this, lysaa? I no dey all that materialistic. I only want to kidnap you to get some ransom or if that won't happen to make you mine. |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by lysaa(f): 12:51pm On May 31, 2010 |
finder keepeth. I've bn found. .too late.  |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by EfemenaXY: 4:25pm On May 31, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Quite the opposite |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by romsky: 7:39pm On May 31, 2010 |
Studio CFR: hmmm dogon turenchi |
| Re: Kidnapp ! Kidnapp! Kidnapp! by StudioCFR(m): 7:44pm On May 31, 2010 |
Efe, lemme know when you will be chanced lets chat   romsky: na u go know , mtchew |
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