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Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 2:48pm On Jun 07, 2018
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c.
Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member.

This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers.

1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl.

There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment.

What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement

2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity.

3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by UNIZIK1stSon(m): 2:49pm On Jun 07, 2018
cry
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by empire2017(m): 2:54pm On Jun 07, 2018
u are a big clown

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by AnodaIT(m): 2:56pm On Jun 07, 2018
I can see you have been busy son

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 2:59pm On Jun 07, 2018
empire2017:
u are a big clown

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Arthurwinner(m): 3:06pm On Jun 07, 2018
lol....u need to gt a closer gal friend
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by TonyeBarcanista(m): 3:14pm On Jun 07, 2018
cheesy grin
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jun 07, 2018
angry angry angry


☣ ☠


Your matter weak me oooo


☣ ☠

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by machiti(m): 3:43pm On Jun 07, 2018
hotwax:
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c.
Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member.

This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers.

1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl.

There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment.

What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement

2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity.

3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k


who talk say jerking off no de pay na bastar*

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by bouncin04(m): 3:45pm On Jun 07, 2018
Lolz
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by samyfreshsmooth(m): 3:50pm On Jun 07, 2018
hahahahaha

this one just off me


udonminit

[g]

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by czarina(f): 3:52pm On Jun 07, 2018
Gaskiya many are mad few are roaming shocked














Check my profile if you live in Jos and environs cool
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 3:53pm On Jun 07, 2018
czarina:
Gaskiya many are mad few are roaming shocked














Check my profile if you live in Jos and environs cool
Self description I guess

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by czarina(f): 3:55pm On Jun 07, 2018
hotwax:

Self description I guess
yes darling, I just described you kiss
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 3:57pm On Jun 07, 2018
czarina:
yes darling, I just described you kiss

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Bluezy13(m): 4:45pm On Jun 07, 2018
Funnily vulgar cheesy









But very true.
Only those who masturbate will understand.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Chuknovski(m): 4:48pm On Jun 07, 2018
lonely rat, grin aint nothing like furking a real pussy

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by jonero4(m): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2018
continue
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jun 07, 2018
So you see, masturbation is not totally bad after all

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by millomaniac: 5:52pm On Jun 07, 2018
hotwax:
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c.
Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member.

This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers.

1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl.

There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment.

What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement

2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity.

3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k



You can console yourself all you want, however the beginning of the solution to your problem is admitting it. go on say it with me its not hard "i am a sex addict" there. Thats the first step.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jun 07, 2018
One man's meat......................?
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by proxillin(m): 5:54pm On Jun 07, 2018
millomaniac:


You can console yourself all you want, however the beginning of the solution to your problem is admitting it. go on say it with me its not hard "i am a sex addict" there. Thats the first step.

Saint spotted.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Follygunners: 5:58pm On Jun 07, 2018
My guy, you be my hero, I swear! You too get sense. Masturbation is indeed healthy! It saves you way more than you could ever imagine. cool

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by tenderlaw(m): 6:05pm On Jun 07, 2018
Hehehehehehe. That's real funny shiit right there.
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by megamank(m): 6:08pm On Jun 07, 2018
If you are thirsty and needs water no matter the mineral u drink the thirst for water still remains.,...if nor be flesh nor be FCK.....

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Giddymoney(m): 6:14pm On Jun 07, 2018
hotwax:
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c.
Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member.

This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers.

1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl.

There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment.

What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement

2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity.

3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k


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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Lonestar124: 6:19pm On Jun 07, 2018
The journey did not start today cheesy
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by daryoor(m): 6:59pm On Jun 07, 2018
Your problem is poverty. Ull make double of that daily washing dishes in europe or us. The beachs are no starving so they'll fvck u for free.



#Get that visa

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jun 07, 2018
Well justified though.

Everybody masturbate. In the course of your life you would have explored your body.

I recall when a married woman told me she masturbate just to remain faithful to her husband because her husband couldn't perform well or make her cum.

We all do, once in a while but choose to deny it because of our culture.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Makaveli217(m): 7:32pm On Jun 07, 2018
Super Ultra Legend
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by ojay2053(m): 7:35pm On Jun 07, 2018
grin grin grin. Baba you be the realest. More lube to your hands.

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