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Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:31am On Jul 01, 2018
How can the mods ban our YahwehPenis. What's the offence he committed? This is partiality, as in how can you ban somebody because of his belief? For crying out loud the guy's belief is that he is the joystick of Yahweh. All of a sudden he was banned.

#BringBackYahwehPenis

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Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:33am On Jul 01, 2018
Quotable quotes from YahwehPenis:


1. Seek ye first the condom of God: Matt 6:33
2. There shall be showers of breast milk: Ezekiel 34:26
3. All have sinned and have cum shot in the gloryhole of God: Romans 3: 23
4. Repaint, for the condom of God is at hand. Matthew 4:17
5. Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14

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Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:40am On Jul 01, 2018
6. Straf to enter in at the strait pvssy gate, for wide is the pvssyway that leads to destruction. Luke 13:24

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Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:38am On Jul 07, 2018
7. Sex and affections are things above, not the things of the earth. Colossians 3:2
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:46pm On Jul 17, 2018
8. Cum unto me, all ye that are in labour and are heavily loaded and I will giv you rest. Rub my yolk upporn ursef for my yolk is good & my egg is better. Matt. 11:28-29
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 2:53am On Jul 18, 2018
laugh now, you will cry later

Matthew 13:48-50 When it was full, the fishermen hauled it ashore. Then they sat down, sorted the good fish into containers, and threw the bad ones away. That is how it will be at the end of the age. The angels will go out, cull out the evil people from among the righteous ones, and will throw them into a blazing furnace. In that place there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”

Galatians 6:6-10 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Whoever sows to please their flesh, from the flesh will reap destruction;

2 Peter 3:3-6 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires

20. Psalm 1:1-6
Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

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Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2018
Yahweh's Peniis is missing
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by Holyede: 7:51pm On Jul 18, 2018
geoworldedu:
How can the mods ban our YahwehPenis. What's the offence he committed? This is partiality, as in how can you ban somebody because of his belief? For crying out loud the guy's belief is that he is the joystick of Yahweh. All of a sudden he was banned.

#BringBackYahwehPenis
next? how about burning him? (whip) seems your type can only be heard here like that demon, nice ? (slap) 1+1=(11)(yours truly) we should have a section for ignorant ignobles to exercise their arrant congenital buffoonery (kick)
lap)
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:39am On Jul 21, 2018
Holyede:
next? how about burning him? (whip) seems your type can only be heard here like that demon, nice ? (slap) 1+1=(11)(yours truly) we should have a section for ignorant ignobles to exercise their arrant congenital buffoonery (kick)
lap)
What's your point in summary?
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2018
#BringBackYahwehPenis
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:26pm On Jul 23, 2018
Hmm
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:53am On Jul 24, 2018
geoworldedu:
#BringBackYahwehPenis


folks, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows
and the doctufos mob
they are obsessed with homo sapiens

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Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 9:08am On Jul 24, 2018
johnw47:



folks, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows
and the doctufos mob
they are obsessed with homo sapiens
What's this one saying?
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:09am On Jul 25, 2018
geoworldedu:
What's this one saying?

duh you slow
this one is saying one who is obsessed with anothers peniis
is a homo sapien
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 7:26pm On Jul 26, 2018
johnw47:


duh you slow
this one is saying one who is obsessed with anothers peniis
is a homo sapien
read your post again, doesn't seem to make any sense.
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 7:42pm On Jul 26, 2018
YahwehPenis:
Good. I'm standing erect as I see my children kissing themselves. I am the Peniis of Yahweh.
grin
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:07am On Jul 27, 2018
geoworldedu:
read your post again, doesn't seem to make any sense.

deny it all you want homo sapien
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 11:22am On Jul 27, 2018
johnw47:


deny it all you want homo sapien


stop derailing, just tell if you know where Yahweh's peniis is, shikena!
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 11:49am On Jul 27, 2018
geoworldedu:
stop derailing, just tell if you know where Yahweh's peniis is, shikena!

1 cor 6:9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 7:41pm On Jul 27, 2018
johnw47:


1 cor 6:9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men
What's my business with all this? Will it help to locate Yahweh's missing peniis?
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:05am On Jul 28, 2018
geoworldedu:
What's my business with all this? Will it help to locate Yahweh's missing peniis?

1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:25pm On Aug 04, 2018
johnw47:


1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
duh. Jst because Yahweh's peniis is missing?
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:55am On Aug 05, 2018
geoworldedu:
duh. Jst because Yahweh's peniis is missing?

^^^ just one thing on the mind of this homo sapien

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly


geoworldedu:
Yahweh's Peniis is missing

geoworldedu:
#BringBackYahwehPenis

geoworldedu:
....just tell if you know where Yahweh's peniis is, shikena!

geoworldedu:
....Will it help to locate Yahweh's missing peniis?
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:04pm On Aug 22, 2018
Yahweh's pennis is still missing

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Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 11:56pm On Aug 22, 2018
geoworldedu:
Yahweh's pennis is still missing

google gay hangouts and you will see places where you can find all the peniis you want
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:58pm On Sep 27, 2018
johnw47:


google gay hangouts and you will see places where you can find all the peniis you want
Yahweh's peniis?
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:26am On Sep 28, 2018
geoworldedu:
Yahweh's peniis?

i have already told you geo:

johnw47:

google gay hangouts and you will see places where you can find all the peniis you want

geo, you cannot get peniis out of your mind,
which lends to the saying:

"for where your treasure is there will your heart be also"
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 4:39pm On Oct 11, 2018
johnw47:


i have already told you geo:



geo, you cannot get peniis out of your mind,
which lends to the saying:

"for where your treasure is there will your heart be also"
you are not making sense. Where is Yahweh's peniis is the question here.
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:12am On Oct 12, 2018
geoworldedu:
you are not making sense. Where is Yahweh's peniis is the question here.

geoworldedu:
What's my business with all this? Will it help to locate Yahweh's missing peniis?

your question and business here is your blasphemy of YAHWEH
and your love of peniis
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:58pm On Oct 15, 2018
johnw47:




your question and business here is your blasphemy of YAHWEH
and your love of peniis
I love Yahweh's peniis, not every other kind of peniis biko.

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Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 11:42pm On Oct 15, 2018
geoworldedu:
I love Yahweh's peniis, not every other kind of peniis biko.


ha ha geo we know different to that don't we, you are infatuated with peniis, you cannot stop mentioning peniis in many of your posts

romans 1:27 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

Jud 1:7  Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 2:02pm On Nov 01, 2018
johnw47:



ha ha geo we know different to that don't we, you are infatuated with peniis, you cannot stop mentioning peniis in many of your posts

romans 1:27 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

Jud 1:7  Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
I'm only infatuated to Yahweh's peniis because of the inspiration thst comes out of it.

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