MISSCONGENIALITY:
I use to be a cry baby and everyone in my neighborhood knew my annoying g crying voice. One Sunday we went to church and I atrted crying that my mother should buy sweet for me o , that very Sunday she said it won't happen and then I kept increasing the volume of my cry till it became deafening. My mom who was a chorister pleaded with one girl that lived close to us to take me home. She took me home and after pulling my clothes, the girl left me alone and within a minute I was at the church main door wearing just pants and was screaming loud. And it was during the sermon when everywhere is usually quiete so everyone could hear my voice and they all turned and looked at me. My mom was so embarrassed she had to come out and carry me home. That was the end of church for her that Sunday. I was about 4years old.
I was a cry queen and I didn't need you to do anything for me to strt crying. If I have a child like that eh, I will leave them and run away. My mama try. My kid sis will be there quiet and and I will be cry for two

bobolistica:


your mumcy good o...if na mama, ur back for hear am...she for beat you scatter...that cry wey you want,she for give you the cry so tey u faint from exhaustion...
when I was a kid,if I dare cry unnecessarily in church,she will calmly take me out and beat the hell out of me...

SoapQueen:



You are my twin.

Fuckallmods:
funny but Risky. If your aunt didn't go back I'm sure you would have closed it then. Then imagine she didn't want anything in the freezer, you would have been in the museum as the first cold statue

MISSCONGENIALITY:
My grandpa was the one that UAE to do that to me. I spent a lot of time with him too and he would beat the help out of me. But we were very close and I would still be crying to go and meet him. Crying gives me blood.
I keep praying go's not to give me such a child. I will run away. The was a day I cried Ftwr my mom and I didn't know which way she took, I already went far when someone who knew me took me to where she saw my mom. And that was how I would have gone missing that day. You know those kids that once they see their mother change clothes they will carry their sleepers and seat at the door, that's my type.

Willexmania:


Why Is Your "Use" Changing to "UAE" ?

na so dubai dey worry you?

nnadychuks:
lol the mallam should have guaranteed your satisfaction

olaolulazio:
D time I was caught watching a lady bathing....


The beating ehhhhhnnnnnnnn

Nicklaus619:


Lols this happened 1998 bro, I ain't kidding. Fish heads I said, I didn't say one fish head get it right.

anochuko01:

so how old are you o?
if youre above 35yrs lemme know o. madam metuselah

Simplep:
Oga Methuselah, i wasnt talking to u,so......

Nicklaus619:


Lols this happened 1998 bro, I ain't kidding. Fish heads I said, I didn't say one fish head get it right.

anochuko01:
since you replied, i wanna believe youre about 48. lol
old woman

Nicklaus619:


Lols this happened 1998 bro, I ain't kidding. Fish heads I said, I didn't say one fish head get it right.

Simplep:
So 50 naira fish heads couldn't satisty a kid? Besides in 1998,50 naira could buy a whole fish...jst accept say u b small pikin

Giovanotto:
doubt the sincerity of your story. Then, no parent would give a child a whole 50 naira just to get in-between meal. Then, 50 naira could cook rice and stew for a family of 4.so stop concocting lies.

Simplep:
Yes oh,call me mummy

ivoryhouse:
We used to travel to the village every Christmas and this faithful Christmas, one of my cousins fond an Ube (pear) tree and picked out a few really large Ube (pear) fruits. We shared the fruits an on the way we ran into one of the babes that liked him and she somehow found out we had gone in search of Ube (pear)fruits.She asked him for a few but he told her he had eaten all of them but before we could blink she had grabbed his erection, thinking it was a pear (ube) fruit. She grabbed it, and held unto it for dear life! My guy begged and begged, in all the languages he knew and even a few strange ones..i thought I'd die of laughter

4601CE:
Lies everywhere

Giovanotto:
I doubt the sincerity of your story. Then, no parent would give a child a whole 50 naira just to get in-between meal. Then, 50 naira could cook rice and stew for a family of 4.so stop concocting lies.

Nicklaus619:
abeg I no get time, go argue with the ancestors.

Giovanotto:
I doubt the sincerity of your story. Then, no parent would give a child a whole 50 naira just to get in-between meal. Then, 50 naira could cook rice and stew for a family of 4.so stop concocting lies.

Chidex2442:
mine was when I was still in JSS2, I was coming back from school with this my female childhood friend. we saw a ripe mango on the tree she accepted to climb since I had an injury in my foot. she was about climbing then she remembered her mom told her that anyday a guy sees her pant, she will get pregnant. she had to remove the pant and claim the tree....

Nicklaus619:


You are so dull, so in 1998 , 50 can cook rice, mtewwww, ya brain brain must be leaking or may be na only oil and pepper una dey use cook for una place, rubbish .