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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 7:10pm On Jul 12, 2018
Hehehe Centino and Maya don join, all d way from Katakata grin grin grin

Well done Youngzubi

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 7:41pm On Jul 12, 2018
Ọmọ see gobe
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by youngimporter: 8:49pm On Jul 12, 2018
bro u Don fall my hand ooh but can the babe just carry someone she has not sing with before to the stage in such big occasion

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 12, 2018
grin my guy nah to tear race ooo grin grin grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:55pm On Jul 12, 2018
dont stop

Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by habundanz(m): 12:54am On Jul 13, 2018
Meehn...Dix one na real gbedu we dey burst brain.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Silver1996(m): 6:34am On Jul 13, 2018
Lol.. Double gobe for ya head
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:13pm On Jul 13, 2018
Episode...............4

GBEDU!!!!
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spana vs LANDLORD daughter
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No!! we dont pour dirty water there my landlord pikin shout for my back as i trowey water wey i use wash clothe for backyard


i know say una go dey wonder watin come happen to me yesterday for that show

see my brothers and sisters na only one advise i get for una,make una dey fear nigerian soldiers o! hmmm the kind beating wey i receive that yesterday evening i swear nah only boxers i wear come house
them beat me sotey i come dey wish make e be those bouncers them send come beat me because those soldiers too wicked


after the beating them for won carry me dey go barrack but gawd save me say the girl mama waka come rescue me



na she later tell one of her driver say make him carry me go drop for house becos i no fit waka again,as i stand say make i go carry sentino suit for ground becos i no know how i go take explain to him say the new suit wey him borrow me lost for wia i go interview abi nobi watin i tell am say i won go




thank gawd say night don come when the driver come drop me for gate because nah this morning i notice the blood stain for my body and sentino suit nahim quickly go baff then come carry sentino suit wash for am na the water i just come trowey for backyard before this element wey dey my back come dey yan rubbish,make i answer am


why i no trowey am hia abi i for drink am.....i reply am


nop i never said that,but is just that we dont pour dirty water there you can always do that at the gutter outside.....she reply with sweet teenage grammatic voice. omo she be ajebuta




i look the girl as i scan her assert from head to toe,o boy she make sense tho still young but with well grown and matured body,na pink skirt and white top,very smooth chocolate skin,she no pass 18yrs but her two blessing and bottomsing don stand gidigba!!
Chai young girls na them dey package pass now
i swallow spit as i SPANA nod e don tey oo!!

i just dey reason as i go take decode her onto say some young girls fit koba you if you no play well so na to be careful in other to avoid being thrown away (read am well the English no correctgrin)


ok no vex you know say i just pack in so i never sabi un do and dont....i reply am


thats true dont be angry the way i shouted just that my dad dont like people pouring water there....she talk feeling sorry



ok noted,so watin come be your name nah i no fit lie you omotala ugly for your side o! nobi joke grin



oh! you'er flattering me already,am annabel...

wow that one na angelic name,e get one angel wey fly come for heaven i swear na our landlady belle e fly enter like say our landlord know him come still name the angel thesame annabel wey him dey bear for heaven,you see na angel from above you be...grin


wow!!! you are such a funny guy not just handsome and good looking but also funny...she reply as she begin smile



naso,so you still dey go school abi...


no oo! am not,am actually waiting for admission into covenant university....she reply


oh you be big girl so na that rich man university you won go hmm your pa'le na rich nah,so you just dey stay for house now



yes but i normally go to my mums supper market anytime i feel bored at home...

ehen you get luck sha,since wey i come lagos i never see better work naso i just dey sleep for house sometimes every go tire me sef..



like seriously so can i pay you a visit,at least we can keep each others company when my both parents leave for work...she ask


ahah sure na,your are free to come visit me anytime you feel like.....
na watin i tell am be that,she come happy as she just thank me and waka go inside house
i carry my bucket go front yard na there i just decide say make i sit down dey watch people as them comot dey go work e no tey when i sight that lady with heavy back side as she and her husband waka com outside,fear catch me when i notice say her husband na police man omo na fvck up,but that one no fit stop me na no i no fit live inside thesame compound with this kind bmdw abi bbw ebony lady for that matter and i no go dey service am no!! over my dead body


i greet the husband as they waka come outside

goodmorming sir!!


goodmorming brother how are you doing......police



fine sir.....me


good,i hear say you be new tenant ,welcome to our yard....police


thank you sir......i reply



ok na take care i don dey go work
the turn as him wife carry his bag escort him to the gate



Chai as the lady turn come see as her heavy back side just dey bounce e dey bounce and vibrate Chai the way SPANA take stretch kakaraka for my nicker eh!! hmm



the lady later waka come back as she come meet me wia i sit down dey beg SPANA to go down say na person wife olopa for that matter oo!

bro weldone ....she greet


goodmorming ....i reply her

emm!! bros abeg i just won tell you say i dey sell clothes oo,quality ones dem dey import am for me from Togo na clean wears infact e still plenty for house because i never call my salesgirls to come carry am go shop so anytime you get chance you fit come select from the new arrivals ....


ok na..but time nobi wahala the problem na money o


no no see you are not another peson na,you come and select then i will keep them for you once you have the money then you pay and carry your clothes .....


ok thank you ma..i will come and check it out when i ready....


naso the lady thank me and turn as she sway her backside ewoo !!!!

i still dey mumu my sef dey look the woman ass when my landlord with him wife waka come out fully dressed for work

annabel carry their bag go put for back seat as she run go open gate for them


Mr SPANA how you doing....my landlord greet me


ah fine sir...


hope you'er enjoying your stay here


very well sir!


ok thats good becos nobody have ever live in my house and complain


he talk as him and his wife enter moto comot,i don dey plan say i go follow annabel talk wella when she close gate and come back but as she waka dey come my phone begin dey ring for inside house naso i jump up run enter house




Chai my happiness for that morning disappear as i see say na my ma're dey call me

ooo!! e no pass

chinedu when i go come omugoh

chinedu when you go carry your wife come show use

chinedu when you go born my grand pikin


i no get that kind time but i have to pick the call if e too much i go just drop phone and leave her to talk tire


helloo ! mama....

hello chinedu,my pikin you nodey do well o so na because i dey tell you say make you go marry nahim make you no dey call me again e no good oo
see if you know watin good for you just enter moto dey come warri tomorrow because your papa no well at all him dey hospital bed since yesterday


eh!! mama watin happen him dey sick
hello hello!!! mama!!!

Chai this woman don come again i sure my papa well but as guy woman wey my ma'le be na like this she dey take draw any of us come home if she won see us face to face,so nobi new thing no need to worry myself i go travel tomorrow
but she no even gree make i ask her any question before she cut and put phone for flight mod bad woooman!!!! Chai



my door nob turn as annabel walk in majestically wow come see beauty

e remain small make my phone fall comot for my hand as i just open mouth dey look her,she wear whit short gown wey tight her for body everything just pop out....


are you surprised to see me....she ask


no oo! shebi we discuss am say you go come my side na..


so why that look and close you mouth before fly patches in...

o boy that one enter as i quickly close mouth,she waka go relax for one couch as she begin check my films but na only one blue film dey dia

she carry the bf insert am for dvd gem gem! e begin play..


so you sef dey watch blue film ...i ask


yes nah is plenty in my phone sef...she reply


omo nahim be say this girl na bad rugged one i reason for my mind as i nod head today na today

so watin i go offer you ....i ask



nothing o i just finished taking my breakfast before coming ...


ok na,i drop phone go sit down near her because i no won dull my sef

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 4:31pm On Jul 13, 2018
Hehehe.....
Show go soon start
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:20pm On Jul 13, 2018
episode...4 continues....




we sit down dey watch our blue filmgrin the tension was getting high nahim nepa take light Chai
i grab her laps as i begin massage it,e be like say she dey wait make i take the first move becos she grab my face as she size my lips instantly

i don notice am say na my lips be the first thing any girl wey i dey romance dey always attack

she continued kissing me while i grab her two tender melons

after some minutes i release myself from her grip as i stand up go lock door well well
then i carry her up go my room na dia the real show start



i carry her drop for bed as i pull of my clothes then help her comot her gown becos e too tight for her body na only bra and p*nt remain


she lay down with her back on my bed as i bend down begin work


gently i comot her bra come see as her br**st take stand gidigba e be like say them never press am at all



after i don free her two melon i use my two hand grab one for each o boy e toooo soft Chai this girl go be virgin o!

poii poii poiii na watin my mouth dey sound for her br**st the girl just dey turn from side to side,e dey sweet her too


the way the thing take soft and strong again the sweetness no gree me leave am so i take my time well well for that side till she no fit control herself again



i free her melon and move down to her sobintogrin
i comot her panty i swear na for fan the thing go hang the way i take fling am away


every wia just close tight but i manage use my tongue do sanitation for her veegee omo e sweet the girl sotey she come dey release holy water,she grab me tight till she release finish


then i stand up na my turn now,i comot my boxer

piaa SPANA jump outside shaking head like lizard

una need to see how she take open eye and mouth wide when she sight SPANA

fear catch her onto say SPANA too long and big but i know better so i kukuma calm her say na that seize every woman (abi Ann fit witness dat one for me nahgrin) dey find e no dey pain at all!


so i lai down for bed while she use her two hand grab SPANA
ooouuuuuhhhh!!!!! this girl too ssaaabbbbiiiii

i been dey think say this girl ho be virgin o but the way she take dey suck me no o! she don pafuka tey tey!

Chai i close eyes dey speak Latin as the girl perform her womanly duty on SPANA upon say half no gree enter her mouth but she still use her two hands join e come dey enter meeeeee !! ewo!


pifff!!!! i release my holy water for her face after 30mins the thing scatter all over her face

after i don recover i stand up as she position her ass in doggy style omo i grab SPANA head near am small small i drive in as her leg vibrate

aaaooohhhhh!!!!! she scream upon say nah just the tip fit enter,i begin dey enter in out small small till i loose control
nahim my monster mode activate

my eye turn blur as i push her go bed pull out and then pat her two legs then drive inside deeep with force omo she open mouth but she no.fit shout becos i don use one hand cover her mouth well


i use my second hand jack her up she heavy shaa

the i enter action as i stand carry her na speed i use dey bang her with force nobi small

she close eyes tight as she both pain and pleasure


pa pa pa pa pa pa pa papapapapapapapapa!!!!!!

naso her ass dey jam my laps come dey make noise for about 46mins when i com notice say my water don boil finish na to pour she don already release tire come see all my laps shiny shiny

i quickly drop her for bed as i pull my long thing out
,she manage stand up come dey rub SPANA till the water pour out finish then my eye com normal as my body came
beast mode deactivated

i come normall,i for won continue but as the girl stand go carry tissue i notice say her waka step don get style so i just pity am




she later comot go her house after we don gist wella


na better sleep i won enter before spata carry two babe enter house omo journey cotinues

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 5:29pm On Jul 13, 2018
o boy u bad grin

well done youngzubi nice writeup more inspiration
i don already vote you
i swear you just dey remain me oga flow
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 5:48pm On Jul 13, 2018
Youngzubi:
episode...4 continues....


fear catch her onto say SPANA too long and big but i know better so i kukuma calm her say na that seize every woman (abi Ann fit witness dat one for me nahgrin) dey find e no dey pain at all!

shocked Me keeee, I no b ya witness ooooo tongue
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:38pm On Jul 13, 2018
youngimporter:
bro u Don fall my hand ooh but can the babe just carry someone she has not sing with before to the stage in such big occasion

e be like say u neffa do business wit all those ajebuta
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2018
Ann2012:


shocked Me keeee, I no b ya witness ooooo tongue
undecided
Ann2012:


shocked Me keeee, I no b ya witness ooooo tongue



lolz
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:51pm On Jul 13, 2018
pradoic:
o boy u bad grin
well done youngzubi nice writeup more inspiration i don already vote you i swear you just dey remain me oga flow

thank yu bro
na yo dey gimme liver cool
pradoic:
o boy u bad grin
well done youngzubi nice writeup more inspiration i don already vote you i swear you just dey remain me oga flow

thank yu bro
na yo dey gimme liver
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:00pm On Jul 13, 2018
saraphina:
you go do frog jump tire......




grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:02pm On Jul 13, 2018
Silver1996:
Lol.. Double gobe for ya head

gbese le o! grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by youngimporter: 7:42pm On Jul 13, 2018
u too bad my man make sure that big booty doesn't pass u by.
am ur number 1 fan.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:38pm On Jul 13, 2018
youngimporter:
u too bad my man make sure that big booty doesn't pass u by.

am ur number 1 fan.



one gbosa for my G

keeping it 100% thanked mahn
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Silver1996(m): 9:48am On Jul 14, 2018
Control spana o.. B4 e go land u for family way
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:33pm On Jul 14, 2018
i will be adding some good English to the story due to some peoples inability to read broken English very well,some have to read a single line twice or more before they can have good understanding of what the line is really talking about,so in other to carry everybody along i will have to improve my writing skills which i would be working on as the story goes on

thank you for yo understanding

still your guy youngzubi.














episode............5

GBEDU!!!!


man gat to hustle
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previous night was something else,i been dey think say no girl abi woman fit withstand spana but queen the olosho wey spata carry give me yesterday,the girl na something else,tho she later surrender after 12 rounds


abeg na Watin you "drink boss'' ah! ah! see as you dey nack like say you be "robot"
that was her comment when she no fit go again naso she close up say no show again onto say her sobinto no fit carry spana into another journey....



nah early mo mo the two ashawo girls take waka,but not after spata don settle dem wella,even queen come dey insist say we top money for am onto say na she suffer pass,but spata no even waste time as him drive two of them outside lock door





we were still sleeping in the parlour when person nock for door,i stand up make i go open door but spata thinking that it was queen who came back signal me say make i relax him go'go open am


he near door as he prepare himself to shout on queen say make she no com this compound again,but to our uttermost suprise it wasnt queen neither its her friend but a very macho guy,omo the way spata take swallow watin him won talk made me laugh


the huge guy face look some how familiar,yes e be like say i don see am before but na the exact place i come dey reason


good day bro"came his macho voice

omo spata shift comot from door instantly
nahim i stand up waka go meet am for door



well done bros "i greet am as i near door,but the guy no dey smile at all naso him just bone face with a black glasses


i guess you are youngzubi,he asked removing his eye glass

gbaaaamm!!!!!,i jam door immediately he comot the eye glass becos na that time i recognise am to be one of the girl papa body guard"the show girl"


open up man,am not here to hurt you bro,my mistress just wanna talk with you man,if my intention was to hurt i wouldn't have been this cool so get ya bleeping ass out here before i loose my patient"it doesn't last for long bro so get out naw!!



i gather mind waka make i open am nahim spata come dey give me voice say make i no try am


open this door!!!!!!,the macho guy outside shout


as spata hear him voice naso the idiot run comot for my front go hide for back of chair

then i walk to the door and open it

hey! man why behaving so childish see am not here to do some hide and seek but for a serious business,so go dress up my madam wanna see you she gat stuff in stock for ya,yea bro fear not we are one bro ,just go wear something nice then lets go see big mama she wanna discuss something with you



omo the guy just dey rap for my ear,na manage i manage arrange everything like puzzle then come understand am


his madam the same woman that saved me from those soldiers,the girls mother

so what could she need me for,i began to wonder then and now,but there is only one way i go fit take find out nah

so make i kukuma wear clothe...



i waka go back change clothe then i follow the guy enter moto wey him carry come .....we zoom off

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by youngimporter: 1:35pm On Jul 14, 2018
keep it coming bro am following bumper to bumper . maybe the woman is interested in you.

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:41pm On Jul 14, 2018
episode.......5. continues









we drive comot for my street as the guy reverse moto enter express,the guy just dey ask me some stupid question but onto say na stranger him be,so i no fit open mouth dey answer am nahim i just ignore m till we reach one big hotel like that very beautiful na that day be my first time to enter that kind big luxurious hotel
na 5 star hotel them write as the name,come see security e tight gan!



them no even search or delay us as the security man just direct our motor go parking space na dia we park



come down now or do you wonna sleep inside the car?...the macho guy asked as i no come down when him off the car ignition




watin dey worry you sef? how i won take come down alone for this kind big hotel,if any of this bouncer catch me nko...i ask am




am a bouncer too,see you are going to the vip section so relax you will meet more huge and tight guys so get down lets go man!...



Vip watin be Vip again?



very insane person thats Wat it means and thats what your are move lets go...




ah ah watin dey worry this agbobi boy sef,(abeg readers make una help me find the meaning of Vip before i reach dia biko, make i no go enter kirkiri prison unknowingly)



we finally enter inside Vipgrin
Chai i nor even no say Vip dey be like janglova infact e resemble wardrobe but as we enter the Vip the thing come carry us dey go up till e reach one number like that naso e come stop




Chai money good ooo!!!
come see how every wia take fine,the guy carry me enter one place like that na dia i meet madam the woman fresh nobi small she just sit down dey sip wine,immediately she sight us she come dey smile



i have brought him ma....the guy talk as soon as we got where she sat



thank you striker,you can go now


thank you ma he said as he bowed his head and left,he hit my shoulder as he waka pass




have your seat young man...her better voice resound for my ear



thank you ma i said as i sit down opposite her





yea! she said as she drop her win glass and faced me,first of all i would like to apologise on behalf of my daughter it wasnt really your fault tho it was if we look at it the other way round,but that is not my main reason for inviting you



what is your name,,,she ask looking serious



onto say i never know how far so i still need to hide some things from them i decide to tell her spana after all. her body guard dey bear striker that one na name?


am spana ma


what?

i said my name na span


spana? oh never mind spana, so tell me can't you speak good English ??


i fit ma but the place wey i grow up for warri na pidgin dem take dey teach us for school sef,so pidgin don enter my blood




oh i see ok na... since e be say u prefer pidgin ko si wahala,so na which work you dey do for a living ...she ask me in pidgin



omo e sweet me no bi small,the woman na sure person jare

ah ma i never get any work o!



you mean that? why?..wait o a whole instrumentalist she scoffed as she said that



eh!! ma that one na just scope wey i use emm no vex ma is just that your daughter too fine



fin pass me?



no ma ..not at all na you dash am fine from your own na...i played along




abi.so back to business,see spata i won help you,i won change your life but na only if you cooperate well



eh madam you mean say you go help me get money like your husband..i asked out of curiosity



pass my husband sef only if you get mind..i mean the type wey dem take dey chase money...she said




ah ah if na mind forget that one,i be monster




good good! i like the way this our discussion is going,i knew it when i set my eye on you,you looked very handsome and rugged nahim make me won introduce you to business wey go give you level



ah thank you ma,i begin thank her as she motioned her guards to excues us,they all left


now here it comes,you will be my sugar boy that one is the only thing wey i won to dey benefit from the help wey i go offer you,hope say you sabi nack woman well for bed




that one no suppose be question,but i dey fear o! what if your husband find out as him get connection with the governor and other rich men,na to skin me alive be that oo!!



relax you sef go get bigger connection by the time you start this business wey i go introduce you



Ehen okay,,,



so you will be meeting with some senators and rich women

the women you will service them wella and get paid big money but i go dey carry 20% of the money
then the senators you go dey help them provide their ritual material like human head and other body parts



Jesus!!!!!.....i shout



shiiiiiiii ..she said placing a finger on my lips



ah madam that second one pass me ooo!


relax shebi na me dey teach you business abi you like poverty ?



no ma no i no like am but 'but emm ha see madam i no fit o abeg i no fit




hmmm you better not reject my offer if you dont want what happened to your br**** oh never mind just relax dear,i will give you time to think about it
but for now you gat to show me what you're made of

she said as she stand up drag me as we enter one big and luxurious room


she sat on the massive bed and motioned me to UnCloth,Chai i for one say no o! but spana don rise already so i kukuma relax and tear my okirika comot for body




her eyes just dey wide small small as i pull my boxer till spana sprang out viaaa!!



what?,did u enlarge it?


for wia me i nor dey hear anything again as na to chuck spana enter hole be the only thing wey dey my mind

so i rush her for bed dey tear her clothes off


easy honey boy....she talk



i comot all her clothes leave only bra omo the woman thick o every wia just rugged

no invitation needed as i draw her big pant comot den pat her two heavy legs, in went spana into her sobinto

ahhssssshhhh! uh ah oooohh !! my gawwwd you are good babyyy easy boy am all yours oh my gawd you are good

naso she just close eyes dey lick her tongue as i dey hama her


i just dey wonder how the woman take tight,fine ,rugged like this after all this her grown up children tho nothing wey money no fit do jare


i carry one of her leg up as i continue to dey waya her

aaaggvhhhh!!!!! am cumin gooo iiiinnn deeeeeeepp

eh!!! omo i straighten spana and drive in wellll inside inside


she just open mouth wide as tears drop comot for her eye


jeeeeessssss !!!! she shout as she grab me squeeze me for her body tight. for about 6mins before she release me



wow i have never experienced this kind love making in my whole life right from my teenage age till now as a married woman but you are young and energetic


see am gonna change your life just go home think about everything all over again then get back to me




ok ma i said as i dress up,omo the woman tooo sweet oh Chai i go dey samah her no bi small

but na only one thing dey fear me

wait o! she won talk something about my brother

those it mean she know me before
could it be that she offered my brother this same job maybe he refused and she came after him,he now told us that it was cult boys who wanted to kill him,am i even sure if he is still alive Chai na to be careful oo
i need to be smart


what are you thinking lover boyyy she asked me robbing her clite

emm nothing ma just imaging how my lifewould turn around once i agree to do this business of yours


thats my boy,go home and think about it then give me feed back


we exchanged contacts and she told me that her name na Mrs jolade but i should call her big mama


that was it..striker later came and we went back to my house

he dropped me at the gate and reversed,i open the gate and walk in but on getting to my door i heard some female moaning sound coming out from my parlour Chai spata is on it ooo! i quickly rush door as i open am my eye no gree see well because the person wey spata dey samah na person wey i no expect at all

Chai guess who?

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by baryour769(m): 3:13pm On Jul 14, 2018
abi spata deh samah landlord daughter�
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:21pm On Jul 14, 2018
edited. in case you don read am before u fit go through again becos e get some errors wey i don modify

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:32pm On Jul 14, 2018
Silver1996:
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 4:36pm On Jul 14, 2018
Abi na oga police wife Spata dey Sama
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 4:43pm On Jul 14, 2018
Chai abi yo mama don come meet u for lag since u no go home as expected.....so as u no dey house spata com dey arrange am for ugrin grin

na guess ah guess oo

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 5:14pm On Jul 14, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by youngimporter: 8:18pm On Jul 14, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by youngimporter: 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by multikolour(m): 9:16pm On Jul 14, 2018
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