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| Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:09pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked: Harry what is your problem Harry answered: I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard too! The teacher takes him to the principals office and decided to test him. Teacher: What is 3 x 3? Harry: "9". Teacher: What is 6 x 6? Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the teacher thought a third grade should know. The teacher thinks, "I think Harry can go to the third grade." But then again thinks "Let me ask him some questions?" The teacher: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Harry, after a moment: Legs Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have Harry : Pockets Teacher: What does a dog do that a man steps into Harry: Pants Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Harry: Coconut Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? Harry: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs Harry: Shake hands Teacher: What is that a woman has two and a cow has four ? Harry: legs Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Harry: wedding ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,you feel good. Harry: nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement? Harry: Firetruck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth grade, I missed the last ten questions myself." |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by tayoast(m): 1:19pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
[size=20pt]STALE AND STINKING BORING!!![/size] |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:23pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
yea too bad ur not well |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by tayoast(m): 1:28pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
a derailed kid, seeking 2 derail another thread |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by EfemenaXY: 1:29pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Cool joke!! got me smilling along - nice one D1KeleVra  |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:32pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^See better person! You're welcome jare  |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by tayoast(m): 1:35pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: stop patronizing him!! As if we dont know u guys r . . . together **waiting for proper jokers 2 comment** |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by romsky: 1:38pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
cant believe kerewa re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:reposted dis tyn |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by tayoast(m): 1:41pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^there we go. |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by EfemenaXY: 1:42pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Tayo  tayo_ast: I'm not - I actually do appreciate his joke. [/quote] As if we dont know u guys r . . . together Oya post your own now  |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by tayoast(m): 1:54pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^ lighten up. i'll gladly tish u hw 2 quote |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by EfemenaXY: 1:55pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
na mistake now |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by romsky: 1:58pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
oya modify cus kerewa self go soon modify him post |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by tayoast(m): 2:01pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
i'm watching |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:37pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Rommu! why i go modify?  romsky: . . . and eh! where i copy am from? i see am for one site today come share am |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Ben13: 2:50pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Nice one dickele. . .more, pls. |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Dyt(f): 2:57pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
mtcheeeeeeew |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:43pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
^^No toutish behaviour on this thread pls Ben10x A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Dyt(f): 6:02pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
meanin? |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by cbase: 7:41pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Dye |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Dyt(f): 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
i presume u r nt talkin to me gbase |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by cbase: 8:58pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
dem don teach u abi,  |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Dyt(f): 9:29pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by cbase: 9:40pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Jesus Christ, are you havin' one of your break downs  |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Dyt(f): 11:03pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
onigbese ehn i dey talk my own na o i go beats u o |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by cbase: 11:24pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
NURSE!!!, she don start again oo, bring ur Koboko |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by StudioCFR(m): 9:58am On Jun 11, 2010 |
U well so? Why u dey mis-yarn like dis? Woman wrapper. |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
nice |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by ice234: 7:35am On Aug 21, 2011 |
Nice one. What a smart kid he is |
| Re: Naughty Naughty! by Onechester: 10:57am On Apr 30, 2022 |
[color=#770077][/color][i][/i]THAT BOY TOO WISE ;DTHAT BOY TOO WISE |
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