kayemjay:

WHAT ABOUT THE SHIT THAT ALMOST DRIVES YOU INSANE YOU CANT WAIT TO GET TO THE TOILET. AND AS YOU APPROACH THE LOO, YOU START FUMBLING WITH YOUR UNDIES, THE SHIT CANT WAIT TO GET OUT, YOU ALMOST SHIT ON YOURSELF, YOU HAVE BARELY SAT IN THE WC AND YOU HEAR A TUMBLING DOWN OF SHIT. SECONDS LATER, "HA. WHAT A RELIEF"

NOW TELL ME WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT?

~Thats Turtle Head Shit

RSA:

Still on the shiitty business,

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?