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|Finally, God Discovered. by HappyPagan: 3:26pm On Jul 12, 2018|
Can you see him? So gracious and mighty in power.
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by hopefulLandlord: 3:29pm On Jul 12, 2018|
Hahahaha. I kept reloading thinking something's wrong with my mobile browser. till I decided to try on my laptop. Hahaha
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by budaatum: 3:44pm On Jul 12, 2018|
It's a faith thing. You need to believe it's there in order to see it. Amazingly, since it's the I Am that I Am, whatever one sees is exactly what it is.
Good thing the atheists shine their eyes. Makes them not make things up in their heads too often.
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by dalaman: 3:47pm On Jul 12, 2018|
When it comes to religious faith, believing is seeing but in any other thing seeing is believing.
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by budaatum: 4:05pm On Jul 12, 2018|
dalaman:Ain't that amazing. Scammers and fraudsters use that idea, that "believing is seeing". Might explain why our people get exploited so easily. If anyone teaches people that, it can only be to make them gullible and exploitable!
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by Niflheim(m): 4:17pm On Jul 12, 2018|
I can see nothing!!!(The best way to describe the non-existent)!!!
In my Phil Collins voice:"So take a look at me now!!! There's just an empty space!!!"
An Empty space describes two things......
2.The christian brain
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by festwiz(m): 4:32pm On Jul 12, 2018|
Such an iconic beard.
He's even a negro.
That posh heavenly mansion in the background.
Is that jesus giving angel gabriel a high five as well? Towards the top right edge of the picture? .
The private jet overhead is even made of gold
What an awesome god.
If you can't see it, you don't have faith.
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by vaxx: 4:51pm On Jul 12, 2018|
Your choice of word is very wrong.''Discover''it means finding or learning about it for the first time.God as a concept has be with man since time memorial .
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by dalaman: 4:55pm On Jul 12, 2018|
You need faith brother!
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|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by festwiz(m): 4:58pm On Jul 12, 2018|
I saw some clouds today that looked like chicken wings. Turns out I was just hungry for some chicken wings.
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|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by 0temSapien: 5:04pm On Jul 12, 2018|
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by 1Sharon(f): 8:54pm On Jul 12, 2018|
You wrong for this
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by HappyPagan: 11:35am On Jul 16, 2018|
There are two kinds of people in this world.
1. Those who see
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by HappyPagan: 11:01pm On Aug 26, 2018|
I was minding my business one fine Saturday morning, doing the things fine young bachelors like me self do on weekends - eh, I was looking for a haircut.
As I approached my barber, I saw them in the distance - the dark leather bag, the belts, the colorless dressing. The one in front saw me as I saw them, our eyes hit each others, and I could see his brain steer his body towards my direction, like a lighthouse.. the Jehovah's Witnesses..
"Good day, Brother, how are you?"
"I'm fine, and you?", I replied.
"I want to speak to you about Jesus"
"I have heard about him. He's a boring guy."
Stunned face. I saw his eyes dilate, pupils flicker - it was like watching a frog slip.
"Bros, what you don't say?"
"I say what you don't. That story is dull. Have you heard of Fela?"
"Wait, are you atheist?"
"so you believe there is no God?"
"I believe I am God. I'm greater than Jesus"
The Holy Spirit in him threw backflip...
Brother, how can you not believe in Jesus?"
"The question is how can you? Wetin concern black man concern Abraham?"
"So what do you believe in?"
"I believe in myself."
"No, bro, you must believe in something. You can't believe in nothing."
"I said I believe in myself. I'm with myself everyday. Everywhere I go, my self goes. All I know is myself. Everyone's a world to himself."
I had entered realms yet uncharted by this believer. This was a journey he was unwilling to continue. A sigh of resignation hit him, as he jumped ship, reminiscent of the prophet Jonah at Nineveh.
As he left, I swear I heard him pray 'baba God, i don try for this one. Make player no go sign agent enter club. this one pass me"
I smiled, congratulated my inner demons, sent victory message to my village people, and walked into the salon for that fineboy haircut..
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|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by Daeylar(f): 9:01am On Aug 27, 2018|
The Jehovah witness member was very lazy why didn't he even try just ran away immediately
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by HappyPagan: 9:11pm On Aug 27, 2018|
I can't blame him. I'm big - height, weight, balls, brains ... fear catch the guy. .
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by frank317: 9:56pm On Aug 27, 2018|
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by festwiz(m): 6:55am On Aug 28, 2018|
Bros, this is too much. Lol
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by Daeylar(f): 10:21am On Aug 28, 2018|
Lol, the guy should have asked for strength from the holy spirit instead of running away.
I'm so disappointed
Maybe he would have converted you by now and you would be here telling us how God is great
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|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by hopefulLandlord: 10:55am On Aug 28, 2018|
|Re: Finally, God Discovered. by HappyPagan: 8:36pm On Dec 11, 2018|
This was a good year.
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