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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by InvertedHammer: 9:11pm On Jul 31, 2018
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Any church with a Daddy G.O or Mommy G.O.
They worship the Daddy/Mommy and not God.

1. Don't forget the National Church of Bey, Atlanta dedicated to worshipping Beyonce. They are still expanding.

2. Money: The main god that everyone worships, even by the gods themselves.


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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by davibid: 9:11pm On Jul 31, 2018
When we say oyibo people no get sense una tink say na joke

Just imagine someone seeing that lunatic called maradona god

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by nativefowl(m): 9:13pm On Jul 31, 2018
perdollar:
Islam should av bn added bc dts d way dey branched from christianty, through forgery n deceit d prophet modelled his religion like dt of Christianity n Judaism. we should av church of Islam or church of mohd


you think youre making sense which in actual fact youre only been stupid.

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by 2Lynx(m): 9:13pm On Jul 31, 2018
church of yeezus hahaha lol what first entered my mind was they have and worship yeezy boost 360
church of spaghetti lol watin person no go hear for this world.
FUNKE..... imagine strippers factory not even club and a volcano erupting BEER�����
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by OmoOshodi(m): 9:16pm On Jul 31, 2018
Karlovich:
Church of buhari where cows are worshipped, the church is based in daura
Our Dullard who art in daura, gworo be thy name....
this got me cracked up
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by perdollar(m): 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2018
nativefowl:



you think youre making sense which in actual fact youre only been stupid.
in actual fact u r native fowl. jihadist
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by HITTED(m): 9:24pm On Jul 31, 2018
Church of Boooohari and Cows (CBC), in which MANNABBGRILLS is the head pastor.

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by KraticKratus: 9:26pm On Jul 31, 2018
Ayoswit:
God indeed is merciful.

Weak, he is.
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by olaade21: 9:28pm On Jul 31, 2018
perdollar:
Islam should av bn added bc dts d way dey branched from christianty, through forgery n deceit d prophet modelled his religion like dt of Christianity n Judaism. we should av church of Islam or church of mohd

Moronnn

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by lordsrest(f): 9:29pm On Jul 31, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
Churches are synonymous with Christianity. We often think of churches as places of worship for Christians even though there are churches that are not targeted at that group.
These non-Christian churches are dedicated to the worship of other gods or humans or might not even be involved in the worship of any god at all. Some even come with their own religious books, prophets, and commandments.

http://listverse.com/2018/07/25/top-10-churches-where-god-is-not-worshiped/

lalasticlala

Church Of Maradona
At Iglesia Maradoniana (“Church of Maradona”), Argentine football (soccer) star Diego Maradona is god. The church is based in Argentina but has over 500,000 members around the world. Everything done by the church is modeled after the Argentine football star.

Their equivalent of Christmas and New Year’s Day is October 30, Maradona’s birthday. Their Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve fall on October 29, the day before his birthday.

For their “calendar,” years are counted from the day of Maradona’s birth in 1960. So the date is always Maradona’s age with dD ( despues de Diego ) rather than anno Domini (AD). As of this writing, the current year for the Church Of Maradona is 57 dD.

New members are expected to score a goal with their left fist, as Maradona did during the 1986 World Cup, before they can be baptized in the church.

Followers of the church draw parallels between Maradona and Jesus. Maradona was crucified, sent away from the pitch, and had his leg broken. But like Jesus, he came back. Followers also have their version of the Lord’s Prayer, written in reverence for Maradona. It starts with the lines:

Our Diego
Who art on Earth
Hallowed be thy left foot
Thy magic come
Thy goals be remembered.


Similarly, the church has its own version of the 10 commandments. Among others, they include undying love for Maradona and football, spreading the news of Maradona’s exploits, and honoring his shirt. The commandments also require that members name their first son Diego and change their own middle names to Diego. One member took this further when he named his twin girls Mara and Dona.

Wow...
This is really serious.

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by Koolking(m): 9:29pm On Jul 31, 2018
Any Place other than a place of 'worship by Christian' is NOT a church.

They should fine meaning to it.
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by perdollar(m): 9:31pm On Jul 31, 2018
olaade21:


Moronnn
Michael adebowale. u know u know, u no know uno know. jihasist Yoruba muslim
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by WavyJohn: 9:32pm On Jul 31, 2018
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by Archbishop88: 9:34pm On Jul 31, 2018
Henhen.
.oba adake dajo ibare ooo. Wonders shall never end. No wonder that the bible says narrow is the way.
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by Deo1986(m): 9:34pm On Jul 31, 2018
OP, you didn't add mine.... we are .... Legions.

Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by OyinO: 9:42pm On Jul 31, 2018
There is no church where God is worshipped. There is no God in the church.

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by lordsrest(f): 9:43pm On Jul 31, 2018
Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this; to take care of orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world. James 1:27

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by olaade21: 9:44pm On Jul 31, 2018
perdollar:
Michael adebowale. u know u know, u no know uno know. jihasist Yoruba muslim

Assholeee . Joseph Kony, Lords resistance army. Killer of millions. Just one example. If you know you know. Idiota. Crusader. Bigot.

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by kllinxman(m): 9:46pm On Jul 31, 2018
Beer Volcano � and strippers factory �...
This is one reason why I must make heaven..
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by perdollar(m): 9:55pm On Jul 31, 2018
olaade21:


Assholeee . Joseph Kony, Lords resistance army. Killer of millions. Just one example. If you know you know. Idiota. Crusader. Bigot.
akpamu! a true jihadist dey Syria,Iraq,Afghanistan, southern Philippines somalia, Mozambique etc dey fyt for dia share of heavenly virgin pussy u dey behind ur phone dey form e- jihadi. thunder fire u! begin trek go Maiduguri if u no fit travel abroad.
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by kingston247: 9:55pm On Jul 31, 2018
Most Nigeria churches like redeeem,winners,christ embassy and likes should b on the list.....cos they r there to worship their G.O

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by tommegie52(m): 9:56pm On Jul 31, 2018
op forgot to put Church of Scientology

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by allanphash7(m): 9:56pm On Jul 31, 2018
But your religion is for the sane right?



Ok o
Dackrapper:
There are too many mad people in the world

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by Zenithpeak(m): 9:57pm On Jul 31, 2018
Too many reprobates on this side of eternity.


Imagine, flying macaroni indomie.......
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by allanphash7(m): 10:01pm On Jul 31, 2018
Was there chirstains during the lofe of your jesus?



Was there church durong the lofe of your jesus?



Better wake up from your slumber
Koolking:
Any Place other than a place of 'worship by Christian' is NOT a church.

They should fine meaning to it.

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by edicied: 10:10pm On Jul 31, 2018
May FSM be praised

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by Zenithpeak(m): 10:11pm On Jul 31, 2018
How about

church of Christiano Ronaldo,

Church of messi

Church of Alvaro Morata.

Stupidity personified.......
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by playerinc(m): 10:31pm On Jul 31, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
Churches are synonymous with Christianity. We often think of churches as places of worship for Christians even though there are churches that are not targeted at that group.
These non-Christian churches are dedicated to the worship of other gods or humans or might not even be involved in the worship of any god at all. Some even come with their own religious books, prophets, and commandments.

http://listverse.com/2018/07/25/top-10-churches-where-god-is-not-worshiped/

lalasticlala

Church Of Maradona
At Iglesia Maradoniana (“Church of Maradona”), Argentine football (soccer) star Diego Maradona is god. The church is based in Argentina but has over 500,000 members around the world. Everything done by the church is modeled after the Argentine football star.

Their equivalent of Christmas and New Year’s Day is October 30, Maradona’s birthday. Their Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve fall on October 29, the day before his birthday.

For their “calendar,” years are counted from the day of Maradona’s birth in 1960. So the date is always Maradona’s age with dD ( despues de Diego ) rather than anno Domini (AD). As of this writing, the current year for the Church Of Maradona is 57 dD.

New members are expected to score a goal with their left fist, as Maradona did during the 1986 World Cup, before they can be baptized in the church.

Followers of the church draw parallels between Maradona and Jesus. Maradona was crucified, sent away from the pitch, and had his leg broken. But like Jesus, he came back. Followers also have their version of the Lord’s Prayer, written in reverence for Maradona. It starts with the lines:

Our Diego
Who art on Earth
Hallowed be thy left foot
Thy magic come
Thy goals be remembered.


Similarly, the church has its own version of the 10 commandments. Among others, they include undying love for Maradona and football, spreading the news of Maradona’s exploits, and honoring his shirt. The commandments also require that members name their first son Diego and change their own middle names to Diego. One member took this further when he named his twin girls Mara and Dona.

Nothing but a cult. Or a fun fraternity.
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by mickykhe(m): 10:33pm On Jul 31, 2018
Ayoswit:
God indeed is merciful.

And u r indeed beautiful...
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by potusjev: 10:37pm On Jul 31, 2018
I'm not surprised. I was told by the holy book that such things will come. This makes me believe the Bible the more
Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by BIXYBABE: 10:38pm On Jul 31, 2018
wat of Guru maraji

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Re: Top 10 Churches Where God Is Not Worshiped by atilla(m): 10:51pm On Jul 31, 2018
The church of dudeism and fsm is this for real? Altho ive heard of
Church of scientology and its not on the list maybe this is top 10 funniest list

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