Ladies and Gentlemen. . . the weather is looking great out there. Let's us throw things in here that will help each and every one of us look great and fashionable this season

DON'T [/b]wear flip flops if your feet has hundreds of callus on it. Coroney looking feet should be covered at all times
[b]DON'T over do the trend thing. Wearing everything you got from the high street is a no no. You have to mix things up
DON'T wear sunglasses inside at a party. The sun is outside and not inside your house/party.

DO [/b]wear clinical strength deodorant is you have hypersensitive under arms. No body wants to see you sweating like an Xmas goat on the dance floor
or in a random photo on facebook. Ladies we all know how you lot like to put your hands on your waist. Look well before you do that incase of incacities. Also
none of the white streak on your armpit either. Fashion faux pas.

[b]Do wear things that accentuate your body habitus. This means no trying to dress like Rihanna when you have backside like Monique

'DON'T wear sunglasses inside at a party. The sun is outside and not inside your house/party.'


I do see a lot of people do that. . .hehe i think they think it's cool or maybe they got a black eye or somefin!

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mohawkchic:

~ On Point!

LOL You have to add yours MC. Go ahead. We all have to contribute

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DON'T wear weaves that are old and sweat-ed out. It looks even more ridiculous in the summer
DON'T [/b]be too marchy marchy and please keep all the colors of the rainbow in the sky where they belong. Wearing some color is good but over doing it is bad!
[b]DON'T wear foundation that doesn't match your skin tone.

By all means ladies do not tuck your shirt in or wear tight hugging outfits if your gut protrudes like Ini edo's
It's very unflattering

If you are pear shaped ,please don't wear straight skirts
Let them flare out a bit at the bottom so you don't look ridiculous

If you know your thighs look like tubers of new yams at Ahiajoku festival please keep away from minis
We know it's hot but spare onlookers that ugly sight.

If you don't know your bra size,please go get measured.
The spill overs and muffin tops look nauseating to fellow females especially if they have stretch marks that look like Ogbomosho tribal markings

If you are bigger than a size 10, throw away your thongs and by all means don't wear them underneath low rise jeans
No one wants to see those triangular dirty rags rising up when you sit in front of them or bend down to pick stuff,besides
the older women may place some powerful curses on you.

DONTS:

1. Dont Wear too much makeup if your sweat glands are hyperactive during the summer time.

Don't shave off your eyebrows and draw them in with markers  either on the original spots or 30 degrees higher
You look ridiculous

If you have white and blue eye make up handed down from your mother and granny as a family inheritance,reject them.
They look like dulux paint
You look like adanma masquerade in Nkanu local government area of Enugu state

2. Dont wear long weaves [nothing longer than shoulder length] during the summer. If you do, I assure you it'll always end up in a ponytail [waste of money!

DON'T wear sunglasses inside at a party. The sun is outside and not inside your house/party.

LMAO

Natural and neutral lip color or close to it is the way to go.
Those hot red ones especially on a dark skin tone makes you look like you just drank a pint of blood and forgot to wipe your lips with a napkin

By all means look in the mirror and flash your teeth after applying lipstick
Those lipstick marks on teeth makes the person look like a retired hooker from Miami Florida

0hsisi:

Natural and neutral lip color is the way to go.
Those hot red ones especially on a dark skin tone makes you look like you just drank a pint of blood and forgot to wipe your lips with a napkin

By all means look in the mirror and flash your teeth after applying lipstick
Those lipstick marks on teeth makes the person look like a retired hooker from Miami Flrida

I was just gonna type this.

Been seeing this trend in a lot of black ppl recently. Not cute!

DO

1. Do try to let air in your armpits once in a while. Unless you'll end up with wet armpits.

When in doubt ladies please buy a bigger size of blouse
There's no need telling people you wear an 8 when you know deep within that is a lie from the pit of hell.

What's the point wearing an 8 when you need safety pins to hold the bursting buttons and keep your boobs from escaping when they can breathe easier in a 10 or even 12?
Onlookers already know your size,you might as well tell yourself the truth

^^^ ROTFLMAO !

For the guys please make sure those jeans  pants and capris you buy from Okirika are not for females.
When in doubt please follow this rule of thumb

1.does it have flowers at the pockets or sides?
2.are their some shiny areas or sequins any where on it
3.Do you see any purple or pink anywhere around it?
4.Do the sizes say 12,14,16 and not 32,34,36 for male waist sizes?
5.Does the fastener consist of hooks and buttons(as some female pants do)
6.Is the waist elastic (like some female pants)

I am sick of Nigerian males wearing female clothing

Died! YOU pipo have killed me with laugh! OMG Ohsisi won't kill me for my mother tonight o!

^I know right!

0hsisi:

For the guys please make sure those jeans  pants and capris you buy from Okirika are not for females.
When in doubt please follow this rule of thumb

1.does it have flowers at the pockets or sides?
2.are their some shiny areas or sequins any where on it
3.Do you see any purple or pink anywhere around it?
4.Do the sizes say 12,14,16 and not 32,34,36 for male waist sizes?
5.Does the fastener consist of hooks and buttons(as some female pants do)
6.Is the waist elastic (like some female pants)

I am sick of Nigerian males wearing female clothing

*Death*

*grasps for air*
stuffed "Cor-boh-cor-bor" AKA (Aubergine)

Zap.i.n.g dead! He heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If you're on your period and wearing a pad please please,I beg you in the name of the Lord, who created you and me ,do not wear polyester pants, people can see the lump at your back when they're walking behind you.

somebody tell this 0hsisi to stop alright That is so true men lolzzzzzzzzz.
as for me, I don't go by the size, I go for clothes that fit well on my body. There is nothing like having
clothes that fit well.

rokiatu:

somebody tell this 0hsisi to stop alright That is so true men lolzzzzzzzzz.
as for me, I don't go by the size, I go for clothes that fit well on my body. There is nothing like having
clothes that fit well.

better to wear something that fits rather than look like a stuffed animal. lol

Ewww Ohsisi ur eyes dey see things o. . .

If you're wearing a girdle and people can see the demarcation on your thighs where the girdle ends, you might as well wear the thing over your outfit.
There's no point hiding it underneath when there are neon signs pointing to it's exact locations.

You girls,I've been around a while
I have seen it all

^R u Male or female?. . .ages above 30?. . .40? . . .50 and above?