I'll go straight to the point, I stay in this compound, I have my flat and my married friend is my neighbour. He always prides himself on how faithfully and dutiful his wife is. He is a business man and his wife stays home full-time. Recently I found out that our young single landlord ( he inherited the house) has been sleeping with this said wife during the day. This my friend talks too much about his wife and how I can never find a woman like his wife. Should I tell him his wife is choking on some good D while he is at work? It's really disgusting.

What is holding you from telling him?

You call him your friend yet you don't realise that your responsibility as a friend is to watch the back of your buddy.

Uncle tell him, if he doesn't believe it becomes his business not yours.

You need not set her up or introduce any theatrics, that is his business not yours.

Meanwhile, if he seeks for your advice on what to do to his wife, PLEASE, advice him to breakup and send her away because forgiveness is a sin when it comes to female infidelity, unfaithfulness, disloyalty and betrayal of trust

mind yo business

Yes. Tell him na.

Hmmm....

swizzdre:
I'll go straight to the point, I stay in this compound, I have my flat and my married friend is my neighbour. He always prides himself on how faithfully and dutiful his wife is. He is a business man and his wife stays home full-time. Recently I found out that our young single landlord ( he inherited the house) has been sleeping with this said wife during the day. This my friend talks too much about his wife and how I can never find a woman like his wife. Should I tell him his wife is choking on some good D while he is at work? It's really disgusting.

...errmm Bro. ..but why don't u let me enter first b4 u start saying $hit....I will post u £12 cash!! ((Real talk))

MrCork:




...errmm Bro. ..but why don't u let me enter first b4 u start saying $hit....I will post u £12 cash!! ((Real talk))

My brother, trolling is fun when it's done intelligently.

You need to consider growing up please...

TonyeBarcanista:
What is holding you from telling him?

You call him your friend yet you don't realise that your responsibility as a friend is to watch the back of your buddy.

Uncle tell him, if he doesn't believe it becomes his business not yours.

You need not set her up or introduce any theatrics, that is his business not yours.

Meanwhile, if he seeks for your advice on what to do to his wife, PLEASE, advice him to breakup and send her away because forgiveness is a sin when it comes to female infidelity, unfaithfulness, disloyalty and betrayal of trust

I done want to be put in the middle

MrCork:




...errmm Bro. ..but why don't u let me enter first b4 u start saying $hit....I will post u £12 cash!! ((Real talk))

WTF are u saying

swizzdre:
I done want to be put in the middle

You are simply an accomplice and not a friend.


God forbid me to have such a friend that wouldn't have my back...

TonyeBarcanista:
My brother, trolling is fun when it's done intelligently.

You need to consider growing up please...

...ok..so u sayin looking for babe is trolling. ..correct? ....sir..why then request u on romance section? ((Shake my head )

Tell ur friend....but dis wan u neva tell am since...u sure sey...

swizzdre:
WTF are u saying

...errmm Bro. .instead of you going to create problem n breakKKup a happy marriage. .why dont u let my try much lock first & see if I can get her nomba...so u can be a good samaritan! ! (Real talk)

MrCork:




...ok..so u sayin looking for babe is trolling. ..correct? ....sir..why then request u on romance section? ((Shake my head )

Funny Bro...

Looking for a babe on tope person wife?


Funny Dude in Peckam! May you find your light skinned sweetheart

Don't tell him....show him or forever hold your peace

donbachi:
Tell ur friend....but dis wan u neva tell am since...u sure sey...

Maybe him wan cut him own share

donbachi:
Tell ur friend....but dis wan u neva tell am since...u sure sey...

how will I tell him, I'll be like 'em my man, you know, landlord and your wife, you know, they be knacking" nigga fit commit suicide o. Like I really know this guy, he go die

Hmmm, it requires lots of wisdom and diplomacy to tell your neighbour about his wife's cheating ways. Best thing is to make him catch them himself.......

TonyeBarcanista:

Funny Bro...

Looking for a babe on tope person wife?


Funny Dude in Peckam! May you find your light skinned sweetheart

I go help you with the number, since the girl dey do promo

MrCork:




...errmm Bro. .instead of you going to create problem n breakKKup a happy marriage. .why dont u let my try much lock first & see if I can get her nomba...so u can be a good samaritan! ! (Real talk)

you wan follow for the promo

TonyeBarcanista:
Maybe him wan cut him own share

I don't do wives! If person knack my wife, I fit kill both of them o

TonyeBarcanista:

Funny Bro...

Looking for a babe on tope person wife?


Funny Dude in Peckam! May you find your light skinned sweetheart

...op want to break up a marriage by snitchiNg on the wife....what the hell is his businnes meaning he gats no woman. ...my job is to keep women happy especially wifes (true story?)!

swizzdre:
I go help you with the number, since the girl dey do promo

Seriously? Did I tell you I am interested in such character?

Olalan:
Hmmm, it requires lots of wisdom and diplomacy to tell your neighbour about his wife's cheating ways. Best thing is to make him catch them himself.......

I think I can make that happen, they knack like clockwork

swizzdre:
I think I can make that happen, they knack like clockwork

Pls be very careful in trying to do this.

swizzdre:
how will I tell him, I'll be like 'em my man, you know, landlord and your wife, you know, they be knacking" nigga fit commit suicide o. Like I really know this guy, he go die

Simple...

"Bros how far, e get wetin we need talk but make we go one joint"... Take him to a bar

at the bar...

"My guy, you know say you be my person and I no fit see wetin go kill you make I no talk"

"the level be say the kind movement wey I de see your wife and landlord de run ehn, e be like wetin no pure. (explain clearly)"


Thats it

swizzdre:
how will I tell him, I'll be like 'em my man, you know, landlord and your wife, you know, they be knacking" nigga fit commit suicide o. Like I really know this guy, he go die

buy a new sim,den send am txt.

Please don't tell him but make proper arrangement to set them up so that they would be caught in action there after you will now open up that if you have told him such he might not believe. if you tell him he will not believe but tell the wife who might kill you in the process as a stumbling block to her enjoyment.

donbachi:
buy a new sim,den send am txt.

all that stress for snitching? That's bitchy

TonyeBarcanista:

Simple...

"Bros how far, e get wetin we need talk but make we go one joint"... Take him to a bar

at the bar...

"My guy, you know say you be my person and I no fit see wetin go kill you make I no talk"

"the level be say the kind movement wey I de see your wife and landlord de run ehn, e be like wetin no pure. (explain clearly)"


Thats it

this can really work, I dey bar with am like this. Funny thing is he is talking about his wife!

osenidvdg:
Please don't tell him but make proper arrangement to set them up so that they would be caught in action there after you will now open up that if you have told him such he might not believe. if you tell him he will not believe but tell the wife who might kill you in the process as a stumbling block to her enjoyment.

hmm, that's a lot of work. I'll see if I can do that sha

swizzdre:
this can really work, I dey bar with am like this. Funny thing is he is talking about his wife!

What manner of men will sit in a bar to be discussing about their spouse?

Now I see why she is cheating on him.