A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him??
Woman: Yes my Laberator dor (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. The woman started crying
Inspector: Let’s seasrch for the dog first!