At one point in our lives, we all dated that one crazy ex that left lingering memories.

It's okay to understand the fact that the word 'perfection' almost doesn't exist in the human dictionary.

We chose to be with our current partner because they are great at some things and sometimes,

we just think about those weird ex experiences and smile.

What is one thing you miss about your ex?

I miss how effortlessly beautiful she looks when she's asleep. I miss how stupidly beautiful she looks when awake. I miss the kind of envy/admiration i get from women when I would walk with my girlfriend on the street (Girls are weird lol) _fuck this thread, I didn't want those memories to start crawling back.

The good times when I ended up turning her from mummy's church girl to a bad girl.
The day I let her smoke her first weed.
Then later, we constantly got high on weed and McDowells.
watched horror movies, and literally went against all the principles she stood for.
The sex was the best too.

Dudeweedlmao:
I miss how effortlessly beautiful she looks when she's asleep. I miss how stupidly beautiful she looks when awake. I miss the kind of envy/admiration i get from women when I would walk with my girlfriend on the street (Girls are weird lol) _fuck this thread, I didn't want the memories to start crawling back.

Ehya, I feel your pain, I can relate.

Her body odour

Her ass
Other than that the girl wahala too much. Imagine make man dey carry perfume up and down cos she no like me dey kush

Dudeweedlmao:
I miss how effortlessly beautiful she looks when she's asleep. I miss how stupidly beautiful she looks when awake. I miss the kind of envy/admiration i get from women when I would walk with my girlfriend on the street (Girls are weird lol) _fuck this thread, I didn't want the memories to start crawling back.

This ya own na mills and boons o

I missed the money she used to gimme back then.


Ex's popman is stupendously rich and as a street OG I was literally living all my life on her then,

Those bobby and yansh no be here ooooo.

Here's a toast to my Exs

Chioma : My NYSC babe. She was lively and crazy. No dull moment with her. Everything about her was fun fun fun..... But she can vex too.

Happiness : This one was a typical warri girl. Gra Gra girl. From outing to clubbing. God delivered me. Last last She is now a babymama

Ifeoluwa : my 2016 Lagos GF... Verryyyyy caring and understanding. Have never seen her angry. I just felt she was too good for me.

Hilra : My only Northern girl Ex. This girl na wife material 100000 yards... Cooks, sew, bakes. She is now married to one Alhaji.

Esther : My Calabar GF. Joke aside, na from this girl I confirm say Calabar ladies are SKILLFUL, both in the kitchen and in the "Other side". I miss all the weekends of just being indoors eating, watching movies and **********

Others too numerous to mention, I miss you all

Lol
I have never had an ex, so what should I miss?

Anyways, please apply for this full-funded Canadian scholarship for Africans!

Her shortness and sex.

Nothing

Nothing


Me dont catch feelings

The morphology of her punay

T my one and only sweetheart. Wherever you are , know that I love you and will forever do.

That nigga wasn't good to me, and though I wouldn't want to go back to that relationship but I cannot deny that he's the one my heart truly yearns for.

....You see true love she used to live here before....... Her smile, her happy mode and playfulness.....

Her smile...it lit up my world!

Her lies

I dismissed my ex just cuz He brags like DAvido.......30billion ke! miss ko,miss ni, miss gbakwa okwu

Never Had One
Never Will



lol

Appetizer:
The good times when I ended up turning her from mummy's church girl to a bad girl.
The day I let her smoke her first weed.
Then later, we constantly got high on weed and McDowells.
watched horror movies, and literally went against all the principles she stood for.
The sex was the best too.

and u left her, karma is biaatch u know
u daughter gonna pay for the sins of the farther

Ayodejioak:
At one point in our lives, we all dated that one crazy ex that left lingering memories.

It's okay to understand the fact that the word 'perfection' almost doesn't exist in the human dictionary.

We chose to be with our current partner because they are great at some things and sometimes,

we just think about those weird ex experiences and smile.





What is one thing you miss about your ex?

HER PU££Y

Nothing

Meanwhile follow my signature

He brought out my confidence in areas I didn’t know I could be and he was a Pakistan Muslim man.

Appetizer:
The good times when I ended up turning her from mummy's church girl to a bad girl.
The day I let her smoke her first weed.
Then later, we constantly got high on weed and McDowells.
watched horror movies, and literally went against all the principles she stood for.
The sex was the best too.

Your life is just like a horror movie



No offence sir

I have gotten over them, can't really point at anything worth missing in them but I know for sure they do miss me cause I was committed to a fault, to the extent that one had her first child named after me; I think I miss this one for her kindness and truthfulness somewhat. Still close to them. Yes, I dabbled in some sort of relationships.

My focus now is on the future with the one I have chosen (not from my exes).

Sex and food

Absolutely nothing!!!!
She wouldn’t have been
my ex if i still miss anything
about her.

Her Unending NAGGING