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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:01pm On Aug 05
(That crazy little chicken)

hahahahaha
abeg wetin be this?

I tell una say me and my guy half kilo bounce enter one restuarant make dem dey call that crazy little chicken.

I tell una say here fine die and very quiet.

Naso we bounce go order for some drinks and snacks,

i tell una say we no believe one niggar make dem dey call eskelenje carry beans and bread from house enter the restuarant go sidon dey chop.

Chaiii the thing really vex the owner of the restaurant die,

which kind useless person be this one self?

This guy no get home trainning abi wetin self?

Before we know naso the owner go meet the guy,

please sir we dont condole this madness here,

please find else where and eat this your local man food not in this place please.

Naso eskelenje tell the owner of the restuarant,

na mallam you dey tell,
i dey come

hahahahaha
laugh won kill people
which kind eskelenje be this one self?

I tell una say eskelenje no even answer the owner of the restuarant again,

baba bone face dey chop the food like who don first craze before.

Chaiii the thing vex halfkilo die,
naso halfkilo tell eskelenje.

See come eskelenje as you carry face so like wolfsburg football club dey chop for here like madman cousin so,

inshort you dey very stupid and hopeless,

this one you dey answer eskelenje like person make dey suffer from sickle cell so,

i dey very sure say na for under bridge you dey live fool.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill everybody

chaiii my belle ooo.

Oboy we no believe eskelenje answer halfkilo.

See come halfkilo,

as you keep neck like cripple he goat order for drinks and snacks like say na you rich pass,

i dey very sure say if you and this useless baba olowo make keep head like traffic light chop this snacks finish na to find the nearest window fly run dey go house.

Hahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say the thing really vex me baba olowo die.

Naso i tell eskelenje.

See come as you do face like indian mad cow make just go do surgery so.

Na you and your family members dem nahim go chop finish fly window run dey go house.

As you carry yansh so like portiphers wife make won nearly seduce joseph for bible so.

Hahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
kikikiki

we no believe one guy laugh sotey the guy shout.

I don die ooo,
abeg how eskelenje make be man go get yansh like portipher wife make be woman?

Hahahahaha
the guy laugh sotey people tire am rope troway go outside for streets.

Kikikikikiki
my belle ooo.

As people still dey laugh dey catch fun naso two people bone face serious die enter the restuarant,

oboy i tell una say na small thing everybody make dey inside the restuarant for pick race run dey go house,

chaiii we even think say na sars men be that,

we no even know say na the newest crazy couples in town,

centino and the new bride,

i tell una say their two bone face no even greet anybody waka go order for food.

Naso centino tell the waiter,

We need fried rice and chicken missed with pepper sauce and salads,
then top it up with cold fanta juice,
please make it two plates thanks

naso dem bone face again go sidon for near window dey discuss.

Chaiii the thing pain halfkilo die,
naso halfkilo shout,

see come centino and this new bride make keep chest like dry plastic plate so,

so for una two village dem no dey teach una how to greet una elders abi?

As the two of una keep face like youngzubi strong morning wood so.

Na una type suppose dey farm dey suffer dey plant ugu leafs.

As una carry teeths like pest control.

Hahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
i don die ooo.

We no believe centino answer half kilo.

Am really sorry for not greeting you sir,
but you never told me you are way older than me and you are not yet married.

My apologies sir,

hahahahaha
laugh won kill everybody
so halfkilo don really old self?

chaii this halfkilo make do face so like evil old vessel never even marry self.

halfkilo no be small pikin again ooo,
baba don old die.

Hahahahaha
my belle ooo.

I tell una say the thing really pain halfkilo enter soul,
Baba won cry

we no believe eskelenje shout,
nice one there centino thats why i really love you.

You are the best when it comes to simple fools like this.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people
chaiii na halfkilo be this?

Naso centino talk again,
as for you baba olowo d bend prick,

dont go and marry,
be there shifting girls waist with that your expired long thing like someone who was brought up from a polygamous crazy home.

Hahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
i don die ooo,

people shout,
baba olowo na today be your turn to chop better yab to think about your useless life there fool.

Hahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say the owner of the restaurant laugh sotey him give dem centino free food no gree collect money.

I tell una say the owner of the restaurant laugh shout,

i have been waiting for ages for someone to stand up and challenge you this stupid baba olowo and this halfkilo of chicken.

Hahahahaha
i don die ooo
my belle ooo!
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:29am On Aug 06
Laugh won kill me for here so,
chaiii wetin be this?

Hahahahaha
my belle ooo,
kikikikikiki

Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:49am On Aug 10
(baba olowo freestyle tins)

I don die ooo,
baba olowo on this again,

See come all this niggars dem make keep teeths like newly recuited wheel barrow pushers dem so,

expecially all this my muslim mad niggars dem,

abeg this is for you guys..
Lets catch some fun here since we dey on sallah celebrations.

I don die ooo,
chaiii we go laugh tire for here so.

Some niggars dem really love baba olowo funny episodes dem,
.
Abeg make i just do small free style for here abeg,

Anyways i just won tell una am just only 3 funny updates away from starting the much awaited baba olowo d long prick season 2.

at last we are starting this again,

i know say some niggars for here go don dey shine that their brown teeths like people make dey work for all this yoruba crazy bakery dem,

at last baba olowo won start this him madness again,

see come centino as you do face so like back of small pikin cup make the hand don break comot so,

me baba olowo never forget that yab you been give me and my guy halfkilo for here so.

As you do yansh so like brazilian hair,
anyways i no blame you,

na thunder go fire you as you serious dey read this my post for here so.

Na your type niggars dem dey hang for bush fuckkk pick race run,

hahahahahaha
my belle ooo,

Abeg niggars dem really love baba olowo the funny crazy niggar with a baggy nicker,

oboy i tell una say we no believe one niggar go wear baggi nicker go see him babe make resemble miss toothpick 2019 contestant,

as the babe take dry so like old stock fish make pocupine don rape tire.

i tell una say till today we never still understand wetin really do the guy,

hahahahaha
my belle ooo.

If una think say na my usual update be this am sorry its not ooo,

chaiii see as sokodobo go don serious shine that him eye make be like person make dey kidnapp all this rats their new born baby carry go sell.

Baba go don serious die dey read this my post so for here thinking say na my usual stories dem be this.

Hahahaha
i know say all of una go don dey hiss anyhow for here so like eskelenje upkeep money make him bros give am for the month,

expecially all this babes dem make carry waist like all this useless wicked grandmothers dem,

as una do face so like people make dey kiri groundnut make don spoil for street so,

abeg make una no vex for me baba olowo.

Hahahahaha
this my laugh na madman laugh,

niggars dem really know me,

its been a long road but we are here now,

abeg rude king baba i dey feel your stories dem,

abeg youngzubi you need to be serious with your studies because the way i dey see am,

you fit end up dey help people dey carry their pikin dey go school every morning,

because the way i dey see am you fit later dey associate with mallams dem,

As you wear all this wide singlets like brown muslim he goat,

na your type dey help people for area dey peel egusi seeds,

as you keep bears so like short poor man handkerchief.

hahahaha
i don die ooo
all for the fun baba,
abeg me baba olowo no mean am.
You self know say na joke ooo,

Chaiii wetin make dem this useless nepa take light just now self?

And halfkilo fine sister dey house here with me,

abeg make my thing no go stand anyhow.

See come all this niggars dem make keep head so like chewbacca their mad parking store so,

abeg me baba olowo is a changed man now,

i now attend weekly services and am always puntual to the church,

i tell una say i no believe one guy shout.

See come baba olowo as you do belle like crazy mad cow dey lie for us here anyhow so,

make i no go later hear say halfkilo sister get belle ooo.

As you keep back so like person make dem carry by force use do waybill go asaba.

Na your type dey stand on top people old fence dey shoot new music videos.

As you carry neck so like spoon madman use chop finish later go dash centino as him special wedding gift.

Hahahahaha
chaii laugh won kill me,
i don die ooo,

baba olowo on this again
we go laugh tire for here so,

my next update will be tittled
(a day with my mad muslim niggars dem)

hahahaha
my belle ooo,

baba olowo you too much abeg,
how you take dey compose stuffs like this?

Una know say i do this all for the fun of it,
as for niggars make dey say baba olowo cant compose stuffs in english,

na thunder go fire all of una grandfathers for there so idiots,

as una grandfathers take thin so like one packaged gift one useless slowpoke guy go thief comot from shoprite so,

i no really blame una,

as all of una do face like all this benin people their kings make dey always wear bikini pants like person make dey sell bend down select for under bridge,

na una type dey cross legs sidon for outside dey gossip people make dey pass their own peacefully,

as una carry wide eyes so like masquarade wife make just born pikin make him future na to dey do plumber work for people house.

Hahahahaha
my belle ooo,
i don laugh tire my belle don dey pain me ooo,

baba olowo no go kill person ooo,

see come youngzubi mind yourself ooo,

hahahahahaha
i don die ooo

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:57am On Aug 10
Keep it up guys,
baba olowo on this again,

hahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this abeg?

abeg make person no go laugh vomit scorpion ooo,

as all of una keep face like sokodobo favourite hausa proverbs that says,

when a child runs out to play,
the prostitutes will surely help him to do his home work.

Hahahahahaha
abeg which kind useless proverbs be this one self?

Abeg see another one again,

when the lion anounces his arriver as a king,
we are already at the backyard banging a very beautiful sweet baby unannouced,

hahahahahaha,
chaiii oboy see useless proverbs ooo,

when a catarpillar motor mistankenly marches and climbs your legs,
you will be like those that brushes the whole of centino's broken brown teeths and torn dirty pants,

hahahahahahaha
my belle ooo,
abeg no go laugh get heart attack ooo,

abeg when you start believing all this baba olowo useless stupid proverbs,

then you are like those that stand in one spot from morning till night so they can steal a create of egg inside someone's poultry farm,
and you know its the person last hope of survival in this life.

Inshort na thunder go fire you there in advance,

hahahahahaha

please when you read baba olowo episodes and you start laughing out loud,
then i would say you really need many massive niggars banging your ass by force with pleasures,

whether you are a lady or a man here, strong niggars dem must surely bang out your ass with full sweet pleasure,

hahahahahaha
i don die ooo,
abeg all this na rubish i just dey talk for here so.
All for the fun ooo,
i no really mean am ooo,

i tell una say na all this be sokodobo crazy proverbs him uncle leave for am before baba kick bucket die go next world.

Inshort na thunder go fire sokodobo and him crazy uncle for here so,

as their two do face like lick my ass crazy porn videos,

na una type dey help people carry their goats enter bush go feed, from there thief some carry run go sell.

As una keep dry laps like lagbaja latest music make no sweet,

na their types go arrange babe carry go hotel go meet person,

na still dem the person go later catch by mistake fuckkk craze, thinking say na who dem carry come be that.

hahahahahahahahaha
i don die ooo
my belle ooo

the thing go do dem like film when the person go pay off the babe dem carry come say make she dey go house,
but na dem go suffer the banging and crazy changing of different sexx positions,

abeg this niggar make dem bring babe for no dey see road well?

How come sokodobo and him crazy uncle turn to sweet babes for the guy eye?

hahahahahaha
i don die ooo
kokokokoko
kikikikikikikikikikiki

abeg no be me talk am ooo,
i don laugh tire for here so

chaiii wetin be this?

Hahahahaha,
Abeg make baba olowo proverbs and yans no confuse una ooo.

Hahahahaha
kikikikikikiki

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:31am On Aug 10
My next update will be tittled
(a day with my mad muslim brothers dem)

abeg this na for muslim people make dey celebrate sallah so dey can smile and have fun here,

we go laugh tire,
hahahahaha

abeg nothing person no go see for this life self.

Anyways all dedication to niggars make be muslim for here so,

abeg make i just give my muslim niggars here one stupid baba olowo proverbs make if you really listen to am,
it will later guide you and help you in this life.

This is it,

when a muslim brethen attends the aforementioned sallah celebrations with a bonny and a strong face,

he never will live to tell the tales to his children,
beacause he would have been found lying unconcious close to a ghanian old time rapist,

hahahahahaha,

abeg this proverb is strictly for niggars make go bone face go for sallah prayers and celebrations,

if you like no laugh out loud dey head go there na you sabi,

as you squeese face so like person make dey work part time for cementary so,

na thunder go fire the muslim cloth you go use wear go there so,

as you do teeth so like person make dey sell tokunbo Tv for osun state,

na your type dem suppose bury alive take appease the gods of the land,

since you hardly laugh na to just go bury you close to one big river,

hahahahahahaha
abeg lets keep the hope alive,

chaiii this my guy make dem dey call ibrahim for area here so,

na that guy side go sure pass ooo,
i dey vision plenty rice and goat meat for here already self.

Hahahahahaa
Kikikikiki.

Baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:20am On Aug 11
(A DAY WITH MY MAD MUSLIM BROTHERS DEM)

hahahahaha
i don die ooo
baba olowo on this again,

see come na thunder go fire all this mad muslim niggars dem,

i tell una say as we dey in sallah celebrations,

naso one of my guy make dem dey call nnamdi okeke,

i tell una say baba wear all this muslim people cloth bounce come out side dey head go mosque for sallah prayers,

just imagine say this igbo niggar don become muslim all because of sallah.

oboy we no believe baba run enter the mosque go bend down dey pray,

i tell una say as baba look him right hand side to see the person make dey pray close to am,

i tell una say the guy shock as him see me baba olowo serious die dey bend down up and down dey follow muslim people dem dey pray,

hahahahaha
the guy won laugh die,

naso nnamdi ask me baba olowo,

abeg baba olowo wetin happen na?
Which time you turn to muslim person so?
This one you serious dey pray so like mad person make come here for the rice and cow meats make dem go later share give people,

Naso i answer the guy,

see come as you do teeths so like married woman make dey suffer from miscarriage and high blood pressure so,

na your type suppose dey road dey help nepa people dey carry their ladder up and down dey go cut people lights,

as you do waist like pepper farmer make hungry won kill so idiot,

hahahaha,
i tell una say na one muslim guy make dey our back nahim burst laugh,

i tell una say one alpha vex send the fool make laugh go outside,

chaiii the thing pain me die,
naso me baba olowo tell the alpha,

see come alpha suleman,

as you do head so like all this pick pocket thieves dem for ajangbadi bustop so,

na your type suppose dey road dey dig pot holes for main roads,
so any motor make fall inside una go charge am like #2000 to take draw am come outside.

As you carry belle so like person make dey sell baby toys for under bridge,

hahahahaha
everybody for the mosque burst laugh,

kikikikiki
i don die ooo,

chaiii the alpha won die,
wetin be this abeg?

I tell una say as things come take be for here,

we no believe one guy make dem dey call odumodu just dey waka up and down dey pass where we dey prey,

baba go waka go front baba go still waka come back,

the guy pass the place tire sotey the thing vex me baba olowo,

naso i tell the guy,

guy abeg wetin happen na?

as your name take be odumodu emeka okonkwo so,

why you just dey waka up and down here like person make dey sell fake hair creams for niggars dem,

as you take do neck so like all this primary school teachers make dey like eat their students foods for breaking time.

Na your type gay niggars dem go toast collect your number later call you carry enter bush go fuckkk craze,

as you keep bar head so like halfkilo 12 inches prickk,

hahahahahaha
people burst laugh,
i don die ooo,

i tell una say we no believe the guy reply me back.

See come baba olowo as you take do face so like all this alhaji their new wife make dey 11 years so.

If to say you be girl, na your type niggars for don kidnapp dey Bleep craze inside empty condemned motor make dem park for streets since.

As you keep waist dey bend down anyhow for here like person make dey service people house maids,

with your squeezed back like cultist people their guns,

hahahahaha
laugh won kill people,

i tell una say as people still dey laugh naso one mad guy run enter the mosque with full speed,

oboy see as everywhere scatter,
everybody ewole!
See run,

see as matured men dem dey pick race run fly window,

hahahahaha
laugh won kill one old man make dey nearby,

naso the old man shout,

see come as all of una carry head so like pussy juice,

as una make dey inside this mosque so dey run like people make never pay house rents so,

na thunder go fire all of una baby pampers and pants una wear dey run for here so,

as all of una do face so like electric kettle,

hahahaha
laugh won kill passersby dem,

chaiii see as all this matured muslim people dey pick race run like people make dem no circumcise when dem small,

as all of dem keep chest so like antenna make the TV no too clear,

hahahaha
i don die ooo,
chaii wetin be this?

I tell una say na the alpha nahim pick race pass,

baba speed pass new power bike,
the way the alpha take dey jump dey fly people fence dey surprise people,

i tell una say even though dem won catch people i swear nobody go really see that crazy alpha catch,

baba get speed die,

i tell una say na later we come dey hear say everything na joke,

that mad guy just dey use us dey play,

hahahaha
laugh won kill people
kikikikikiki

as things come take be for here,

naso people make run dem start to dey come back,

upon say almost everybody make run don come back finish,
i tell una say that alpha no gree come back.

Na later we come dey hear say the alpha make run don enter bus dey go ghana go stay.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill people
so this crazy alpha dey fear like this?

Chaiii wonders shall never end,
this alpha na really mad person

hahahaha
my belle ooo.

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:30am On Aug 24
Hahahahahaha
laugh won kill niggars for here so,
chaiii wetin be this?

Breaking news!!
Senator Ekweremadu got his anus or should i say his butthole whooped for stepping out to eat yam in germany,

oboy i tell una say the news sweet me die,
nothing for this world really sweet me die like this news.

some people just dey comment and also dey console baba,
but deep inside their hearts laugh won kill dem,

hahahahaha
kikikikikiki

abeg call a spade a spade,

i tell una say we no believe one niggar go call a spade a spade,

before baba go think twice crowd don gather the guy beat craze,

hahahahahaha
laugh won kill people,

i know say una go don dey reason,
this one make baba olowo won talk about this Senator Ekweremadu saga so,
we just know say na rubbish him must add join am.

Hahahahaha
wetin una expect from me baba olowo d long prick?

oboy i tell una say we no believe person leave him papa house all the way from nigeria dey run with him long throat travel go germany go chop yam,

wetin we hear next we no believe,

Hahahaha
Laugh won kill me here so,
inshort yam kill you there!!

i tell una say many condolence messages was sent to Senator Ekweremadu,

abeg see wetin a whole matured human being send give person as a condolence message,

hello young aspiring nigerian youths,
as you can see my name is buhaprick the president of this federal forgoten country of nigeria,

i hereby send my condolence message to you Senator Ekweremadu for getting your ass whooped by some unknown rapist in diaspora,

i thereby will do anything in my power to see that you are continuosly ass whooped for stupidly leaving your fathers land where there is enough yams to eat,

and traveling to a country that their yams cant be differentiated from a pussy juice,

wherby their yams are very soft and watery without taste,
or should i say void or mannerless

in this contitution of law and order,

me buhaprick will continaully renounce all invitations for me to travel abroad for yam celebrations,

for the good of all well meaning lazy youths of this country,
i hereby drop my request and apology to your sorry bar head state,

signed and stamped by buhaprick the president of the federal republic of forgoten nigeria,

hahahahaha

oboy i tell una say berely 2 minutes buhaprick don send him condolence message out to Senator Ekweremadu and him family,

naso one guy make dem dey call eskelenje shout,

chaiiii abeg which kind useless condolence message be this one self?

This buhaprick of a man drink ijebu crazy garri this morning abi afternoon?

This one people squezz face dey listen to wetin this economic minimized idiot dey talk for here so?

I dey very sure say this mallam buhaprick just go drink cow breast before him come here so.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people.

Before we know one guy send message to Senator Ekweremadu,

am sorry sir you got lynched by the crowds in germany,
but next time please wear a specially protected baby pampers and also an helmet so to protect your squezzed brain.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill people,

oboy we no believe Senator Ekweremadu reply the guy,

it seems you are mad and all of your family members are also on a payroll of madness

hahahahahaha
laugh won kill people
my belle ooo,

na later we come dey here say person make send Senator Ekweremadu the message na my guy halfkilo,

hahahaha
laugh won kill me,

halfkilo don go put himself inside big wahala,
we don dey hear say police dey find halfkilo make post the message bad bad,

hahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

apart from that,
abeg if anybody for here really know centino house?
make him better go warn am seriously there for me,

could you imagine wedding ring make baba go borrow from shoprite,

now shoprite people don come my house like 8 times now,
see as dem just dey disturb me for the ring,

see come centino wetin happen na?,

abi na the honey moon you tell me say you fit go do for sambisa forest nahim you later go?

Anyways na small lion make him prickkk never too strong to dey fuckkk nahim go rape you there for me,

as you do face so like cardboard paper so,

na your type dey teach small pikin dem rubbish,
just imagine you go dey tell dem say simbi is a boy and Ali is a girl,,

inshort na thunder go fire off that your old brown singlet you wear here dey read this my post so.

As you keep bar head so like one muslim girl make dem dey call biliki the slay baby make niggars dem don yansh tire,

hahahahaha
kikikiki
chaiii wetin be this?

abeg make i just give una one old stupid proverb sokodobo uncle drop before him kick bucket die leave this world,

hahahahaha
see am here,

when the young elephant celebrates their new born babies,

there is always a sokodobo in the next corner that will be looking for what to thief,

hahahaha
i tell una say till today nahim make sokodobo and him dead uncle get serious issues,

sokodobo no really like the proverb baba drop before him die like fool,

why him go talk like this na?

Hahahaha
kikikikikiki
i don die ooo

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:28pm On Sep 01
Hahahahaha
baba olowo don show face here again,

abeg today na sunday,

i tell una say we no believe one bros make dem dey call yampotatocarrot go church dey fire prayer

God please give me the power to make wealth.
I want to be rich and famous.

Oboy i tell una say baba no even know say God don even answer him prayers since,

yampotatocarrot just dey pray dey disturb people make dey inside church like fool

Chaiii which kind mad person be this one self?
Before we know one guy make keep teeths like all this fulani cows testicles shout.

See come yampotatocarrot abi wetin be your useless long name self

as you carry wide mouth so dey pray for here like cementary their stock keeper.

Na people like you dey stand for road piss for person motor tire pick race run.

As you keep waist so like old time plumber idiot.

Hahahaha
i tell una say laugh won kill one bros nearby.

The bros laugh sotey the pastor point the bros come outside make him come explain to the church why him dey laugh while others dey pray.

Chaiiii laugh won kill people.
Hahahaha
i don die ooo.

I tell una say the bros come outside stand for the pulpit dey look people like person make dey train all this useless snakes dem.

Baba confuse no just know wetin him won talk.

Before we know one guy make dem dey call chewbacca shout,

see come you this guy make dey laugh like short hidden demon so.

When others dey pray you dey laugh.

As you do face so like pampered he goat,

na your type dey thief all this blind beggers their plastic plate pick race run.

As you keep bar head so like one sweet babe make no wear bra fool.

Hahahaha
kikikikikikiki.

i tell una say everybody burst laugh except the pastor make squeezz face like all this cameroun their she goats

before we know the bros make dem call come outside for pulpit reply chewbacca.

See come chewbacca abi na abracadabra be your strange name self.

Na people like you go dey eat chicken back raw still bone face like say you never eat anything.

As you carry flat chest so like all this singlets make sickle cell people dem dey wear so.

With your soft yansh like one girl for my area make dem dey call amanda baby.

Hahahaha
kikikikikiki
i don die ooo

laugh won kill people
chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say the pastor bone face no gree laugh one bit.

Hahahahahaha

naso me baba olowo tell the pastor.

See come pastor okoroemeka abi wetin be your french name self.

As you do face so like person make go report one rape case make happen for cotonou border so,

na your type dey twerk with all seriousness for small pikin birthday party so dem fit later dash you envelop make pencils full inside.

As you do eye so like help de poor society for catholic church so.

Hahahahahahaha
kikikikikikiki
everybody burst laugh

i tell una say we no believe one bros laugh sotey the thing confuse people.

Aha aha aha!
abam sule!

Chaiii wetin be this?

Abeg wetin be

aha aha aha!
abam sule!

Na later we come dey hear say na d blacc junior brother nahim laugh like that,

chaiii the thing pain halfkilo my guy,

naso halfkilo tell d blacc junior brother.

See come you this brown skin goat so.

Wetin make you laugh this kind useless laugh for here so?

Abeg which one be?

Aha aha aha!
Abam sule!

Like who go lick madwoman yansh.

Inshort you dey very stupid and inconclusively foolish.

Na your type go dey course confusion for family meetings dem.
People go dey talk A you go dey talk B like fool

as you keep back like rat trap,
with your bears like person make go dey kidnapp people with all this small pickup van carry run go sell idiot.

Hahahahahahahaha
kikikikikikiki

everybody burst laugh
i don die ooo,
chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say one guy just busy dey laugh like rat make just go rape him uncle new wife just now so.

Kikikikikikiki

abeg which one be kikikikiki like antelop make won go do evangelism inside bus him fully dey see where dem dey rape one young girl inside.

Hahahahahaha
laugh won kill people

abeg baba olowo you dey very stupid and jobless.

Oboy i tell una say the guy make talk am no live to tell the story,

baba chop better french people their strange beatings inside church,

i tell una say people dey laugh still dey beat the guy join,

na baba olowo you dey insult like this abi?
Na thunder go fire all your sibling buttholes for you there so.

Baba olowo please make this post more sweet and thrilling for your fans to read,

oboy i tell una say the guy make talk am people rush the guy squeezz all him mouth like where dem dey pluck pepper.

Baba mouth squeezz sotey rapist dem pity am because nahim be their major top target after this church service for here so.

Chaiii na luck this guy get so if not baba butthole for don wide pass the only big bucket make dey dem sokodobo their house.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill people

i tell una say one fine babe laugh sotey she no know when she book table for 5 for me baba olowo online,

please when will i see you baba olowo face to face?

Hahahaha

Baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:11am On Sep 02
Abeg see all this combined yoruba idiots won challenge me baba olowo,

anyways
See come Fa Rouq abi wetin be your useless name self,
as your name take resemble all this pick pocket thiefs for under bridge you better mind your self,

as you carry yansh so like pregnant woman umbrella.

Na your type dey stand for public baff,

as you do eye so like owl make hungry won kill.

as for you Prince Palo abi prince of the dead,

na you your english teacher no teach well fool,
i no blame you as you keep belle so like crazy library prefect for all this gorvenment school dem,

with your wide waist like madman skiping rope,
na your type dey go thief person one leg of slippers carry run go do juju,

as you keep chest so like old man bicycle seat,
idiot fellow like you with a flat ass.

see come Oluwaseun Cynthia Adegbite as you keep face so like borrowed bag of cement so,

na your type niggars dem dey Bleep under person motor for car parks,

as you keep waist so like electric cooker,
with your dry hair like madman pants,

as for you Demi Demilade you know say i like you and i have apologised already abeg dont make me do this,

see come Farida Mijindadi as you keep back so like unripe plantain make dem dey use do juju for people so,

you better mind yourself there,
before you go resemble all this ugly girls make dey kiri cashew nuts for streets,

na thunder make don really tire for life nahim go help me fire all this yoruba fools for this place so.

Hahahahahahaha
my belle ooo

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:02pm On Sep 04
THIS COUNTRY NEEDS TO LOOK EAST NOW.


WE HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE ELSE AND NO SOLUTION HAVE BEEN FOUND TO OUR PROBLEM.


THE EAST IS WHERE THE BLESSING WILL COME FROM.

WISE MEN ARE FROM THE EAST. THEY DONT COME WITHOUT GIFTS.

why do yorubas like to suffer this much?
Why do you people like to live in poverty and lack?
Are you not tired of soaking and drinking garri?

Garri no be food ooo,
eat garri and get dried within days.

Expecially that useless ijebu white garri.
Poverty is not an excuse ooo.
An igbo president will surely make you eat good food and be as fat as possible.

Have you ever sat down with any igbo brothers or niggars before in celebrations or get together?
You will eat and drink and be satisfied as you want.
Enough beer to go round for everybody.

But go and sit with any yoruba brother or niggars,
you go drink dry gin and ogogoro tire your brain go burst with red blood cells.

To tell you how far and poor other tribes are when compared to the igbos.

why not join hands and vote for an igbo man as a president and i bet you will surely eat 3 times daily guaranteed.

There would be much abundant in the land i swear down,

he would surely open all closed borders this dullard closed and we will all eat enough and be satisfied as we want.

Then yoruba and other tribes businesses and organisations will thrive and will be richly blessed

igbo president will make things very cheap for all i promise.

An igbo president will surely steal ooo,
but he will also allow others to benefit and eat from the government too,

most of all the multi million naira mansions built in nigeria today are been owned by igbo men.

But a fulani idiot will prefer you suffer and live in a hut,

a house where suffering will surely be abundant,

just as the cows and sheeps do reason so also will a fulani/hausa man will reason.
They dont reason development and properity but they always reason lack and poverty.

An igbo president will make nigeria a super house under 4 years only if given the chance.

Igbo people have really changed my life today,
am a living testimony.

please lets share and like so this can go round,

God bless the east

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:03pm On Sep 04
StupidNLmods:
Hope the red line is made up of their blood... I'm tired of all these talks, i just want to kill a South African please!!! I'm begging! I'm ready to pay anyone that gives me a residency address of a South African in Nigeria.

abeg this no be joke and am suspecting this guy with the username in this nairaland AKAWORLDWIDE.

You can track him down with the little information he posted,
because am sure that fool is a south african living in nigeria

na thunder go fire all your siblings make keep teeths like buhari kitchen utensils you this AKAWORLDWIDE of a guy.

Na your type madwomen dey catwork for.

As you keep fresh laps like cattle rearer idiot

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Yampotatocarrot(m): 7:40am On Sep 05
okafor200:
Hahahahaha
baba olowo don show face here again,

abeg today na sunday,

i tell una say we no believe one bros make dem dey call yampotatocarrot go church dey fire prayer

God please give me the power to make wealth.
I want to be rich and famous.

Oboy i tell una say baba no even know say God don even answer him prayers since,

yampotatocarrot just dey pray dey disturb people make dey inside church like fool

Chaiii which kind mad person be this one self?
Before we know one guy make keep teeths like all this fulani cows testicles shout.
olowo face to face?

Hahahaha

Baba olowo

Loooooooooooooool, that part of urinating on people's tyres and running away got me laughing.

U no serious o, lol
..
Infact, u be fish

Looooooooooooooooooooool
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:50am On Sep 11
Yampotatocarrot:


Loooooooooooooool, that part of urinating on people's tyres and running away got me laughing.

U no serious o, lol
..
Infact, u be fish

Looooooooooooooooooooool

kikikiki
hahahahaha

you are welcome my niggar,

abeg i do this all for the fun of it,
please lets catch fun here.

Some niggars i do mention their names here,
abeg me baba olowo no really mean am ooo.

Some niggars don laugh tire for some facebook groups i been dey also post funny updates,

sotey dem no know when dem start to dey send me friend requests by mistake.

I tell una say one niggar make dem dey call pimpp my ride send me friend request when him don laugh finish like great fool.

Baba eye clear when i accept the friend request sharp sharp.

The next thing i see, pimpp my ride send me message.

Abeg baba olowo no vex na mistake.
I no suppose send you this friend request because i know say you get bad mouth to dey yab people.

Oboy i tell una say see wetin i reply the fool with.

See come pimpp my ride abi na pimpp my anus be your useless name self.

As you fold back so like one of all this ugly useless kettles some crazy alphas dem dey use go wash leg and hand go pray so.

Na people like you small pikin dem go like call when you dey waka pass like jobless hungry fool.

Bros abeg our TV antenna no clear,
abeg come help us climp up make you help us turn the antenna abeg.

Since you no get work na wetin you go gladly do.

As you keep bar head so like old evil principalities and powers.

Hahahahaha

oboy i tell una say laugh won kill pimpp my ride

baba laugh sotey him post am online,

i swear baba olowo na you be number 1,
this niggar dey make me feel alright with crazy yabs and jokes.
Abeg we need the continuation of baba olowo d long prick episodes abeg.

Hmmm apart from that,

see come yampotatocarrot you know say me baba olowo dont really go down without a fight,
and na online yab be my own fight,

you say me baba olowo na fish abi?

Anyways i no really blame you as you keep eye like person make dey sell rat medicine so,

na your type dey live ontop uncompleted building their roofs

as you keep belle so like polio patient.

Because i dey very sure say if you be upcoming musician or artist then your first ever single song you go drop go be tittled 'brown skin goat'

you go sing am finish i swear na only you your siblings and all your family household na dem go only dey play your music.

Sotey all your neighbours dem go unfollow and defriend you for facebook,

make you no go teach their children how to dey really behave like brown skin goat.

As you keep yansh so like manipulating evil spirit.

Hahahahahaha
kikikikikiki

see come sokodobo abi na sofrokobo be your name so abeg mind your self ooo,
i know say you dey read this,

but remember say na all this burkina faso people their thunder nahim go help me fire that your fairly used faded green boxers you wear for there dey read this my post so.

As you do belle so like village town cryer make dey run up and down with speed to go deliver the king message to people dem.

hahahahahaha
kikikikiki

see come all this people make ban me for here so,

na premature thunder nahim go tweest all of una necks for me here so.

As una squeeze face like evil crabs make dey live close to dem centino their house,
centino house make resemble all this ancient useless shrines make madman don thief almost half of all their idols make dem put inside.

Hahahahaha
kikikikikiki
i don die ooo

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:23pm On Sep 11
Abeg all my niggars and fans dem,
my next update will be tittled (brown skin goat)

its been a while i don drop something for here make niggars dem laugh small.

Sotey one guy dey chat me up.

See come baba olowo this one you come like to dey post for us here for midnights so i hope all is well?

Because i dey very sure say you don craze before,
how matured thinking human being go dey post for him viewers and fans dem for midnight like fool?

Hahahahahahaha

oboy i tell una say na my guy halfkilo nahim burst laugh pass like who dey sell antelop hands for ritual.

I tell una say nothing halfkilo no dey sell for this him useless life.

Baba don even involve with people make dey sell elephant wide buttholes for kenya,

i know say some people go dey wonder abeg baba olowo which one again be antelop hand and elephant wide butthole again abeg?

Because we dey very sure say na so so rubish you go always dey type give dem your readers dem,

na only to dey confuse people nahim be your hobby.
As you keep face like amarture chimpazee make never too mature like that fool.

Hahahahahaha
my belle ooo.

oboy i tell una say centino and sokodobo with youngzubi make keep face like all this mozambique people their cattle rearers dem,

i tell una say their 3 gather with confidence say dem won go do money ritual with antelop hand for ogun state.

Oboy wetin happen next we no believe,

as their 3 keep yansh so like one village rapist stand for one nearby bush, dey wait for small pikin dem go see rape sharp sharp tear race run enter halfkilo their house.

Halfkilo their house wey be like where dem dey bury people make don die since.

Incase you no get shi shi to bury your grandfather abeg na to just go carry your useless idiot grandfather corpse go dump for dem halfkilo their backyard trowey face waka dey go house.

Hahahahahaha
my belle ooo

oboy i tell una say centino,sokodobo and crazy youngzubi serious die dey head go ogun state make dem go see one guy make dem dey call yampotatocarrot abi na yam orange and beans be the guy name self,

so the idiot go fit carry dem go meet one of their useless family person make be juju man for the area.

Oboy i tell una say na for
road youngzubi don start to dey buy orange dey lick like who hungry won kill for 12 weeks.

Their 3 no even sure if dem go even come back alive,

all their own be say make dem go do ritual to make money by fire by force.

I tell una say na centino nahim pay for all their expenses including their transport fair.

Nothing centino no buy atleast make dem fit go the journey safe and sound.

Sotey centino buy comon kola nut from one aboki #2,500 naira,

kola nut where be say na #50 niggars dem dey buy am for area here so,

to tell una how desperate centino,sokodobo and youngzubi dem be.

The thing worst sotey centino forget to drop money for him crazy new wife make him just marry run comot from house dey go ogun state.

Centino new crazy wife make keep teeth like chewbacca sex slave.

Centino crazy wife make be say dey very jobless like all this pure water sellers dem for street nahim centino leave no drop any money run comot like fool.

Hahahahahaha
i don die ooo.

oboy i tell una say wetin happen next we no really believe.

To be continued in my next update tittled (brown skin goat)

hahahahahaha
we go laugh tire for here so.

I know say some niggars dem go don squeeze face like all this egufe(goat sellers dem)

abeg which kind useless baba olowo be this one self?
See come you better do fast complete this story ooo make we laugh small abeg.
Which kind thing be this one self baba olowo?

like this now me baba olowo am on my period ooo.

I swear i dey see my period live like this

hahahahahahaha
my belle ooo.

Baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:55am On Sep 13
(brown skin goat)

hahahahahaha
laugh won really kill me for here so.

As you can see the time i dey type for here so na 3am for midnight.

The thing dey wonder people if me baba olowo don really mad.

How person go dey compose story for midnight like great fool?

Hahahahaha
chaii wetin be this?

Oboy i tell una say na the continuation of centino,sokodobo and youngzubi make been won go do money ritual take change their life.

I tell una say dem jack one strange looking brown goat follow join body dey go ogun state for the ritual.

The thing dey wonder people if you really look the goat well you go see say na brown goat.

But if you troway face look another place you go see say the goat na white goat.

The thing confuse people make dey inside the bus sotey dem start to dey suspect only sokodobo,

because na only sokodobo lap the goat like who just thief am.

I tell una say na small thing for make the driver stop the bus so passengers dem go fit gather sokodobo beat craze comot from him head.

Hahahahahahaha
laugh won kill me here so.

Whick kind brown skin goat be this one self?

As the thing take be naso finnally dem reach ogun state.

Naso dem come down dey call yampotatocarrot for phone make him come pick dem.

I tell una say as soon as dem come down i swear the brown goat pick race run excape.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people
abeg which kind useless sokodobo be this one self?

You no fit hold comon small goat well?

Chaiii see as the goat run enter bush no gree look back tear race as him leg dey reach him back with speed

oboy baba run for him dear life,

hahahahahaha

i tell una say yampotato no gree pick their call,
but him only send him junior brother make him go pick dem for car parks.

The idiot junior brother name na rude fool,

i tell una say this guy rude die pass anything for this life,

the guy just too rude like fool

hahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

Naso rude fool carry their 3 dey head enter one big thick forest.

To tell una how this fool take rude reach.

The thing suprise people,
because e get one day rude fool enter church service late.

As baba enter naso him see the pastor dey preach about repentance for altar,

i tell una say naso rude fool hiss one kind big hiss make nobody don ever see before for their lifes

the thing loud sotey shame won kill the pastor,
the pastor won cry!

As things come take be for the church naso the pastor shout,

let us share the grace in fellowship!

I tell una say as people busy dey share the grace in fellowship wetin we hear next na big slap for rude fool face

hahahahahaha
laugh won kill people

oboy i tell una say the pastor and rude fool start fight seriously inside church.

Hahahahaha
my belle ooo

the pastor no fit bear am again,
how this guy go dey insult am anyhow like fool?

Oboy see fight!
Laugh won kill people
hahahahaha

this guy just too rude abeg,
no matter the kind of saperation dem dey saperate dem oboy their two still dey trow heavy knuckle inside church.

Hahahahaha
oboy the pastor beat craze comot from rude fool head!

the one again make happen surprise people.

E been get one day for school inside exam hall.

I tell una say one guy just stand up with vex carry bottle break ontop rude fool head gbosa!

Oboy laugh won kill people.
Hahahaha

i tell una say the guy make burst rude fool head say,

this guy too rude abeg,
why this kind rude goat go follow us dey here dey write exam?

Upon all the fool rudeness for this class.

I swear for the class no teacher make no hate rude fool.

Dem hate baba die with agressiveness and passion.

The guy just too rude like fool.

Hahahahahaha
laugh won kill people

oboy i tell una say naso rude fool carry centino,sokodobo and youngzubi dey enter one thick forest to go show dem the juju man.

Naso youngzubi make keep teeths like madman rooster abi dick carry gala dey chop like craze person for rude fool back.

I tell una say before we know rude fool vex turn back dey go house.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people

the thing surprise centino,sokodobo and youngzubi

abeg wetin happen na?
I swear this guy too stupid.

I tell una say rude fool vex dey go house,
how youngzubi go dey chop gala him no even share give am.

Say youngzubi dey chop gala like adobted imbecilee

hahahahaahaha
laugh won kill me here so

hahahahahaha
my belle ooo.

Chaii wetin be this?

I swear this guy too rude die.

Centino confuse which kind thing be this?

Why this guy dey behave like this abeg?

The worst thing be say rude fool no even look back say him won answer dem or show dem the road.

Baba just vex dey go house

hahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say na by the help of one farmer there nahim show dem road.

Naso dem reach there finnally,

the thing surprise dem to see one guy sidon for inside that thick forest like that,
still carry phone dey read baba olowo latest funny story.

the guy go read small burst laugh

hahahahaha

i tell una say na the juju man nahim first pick race run dey go house.

Hahahahaha
i don die oo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:04am On Sep 15
Hahaha
laugh won kill me here so.

One niggar been dey tell me say,

chaiii baba olowo you been don forget us for dem your updates na.

Abeg but the thing dey wonder me so niggars dem dey even like as i dey mention their names for my story dem.

Anyways i don hear you my guy,
maybe i fit try add you for the next one so niggars fit laugh small.

Please and please o,
baba olowo stories na all for the fun,
i no really mean am ooo,

before person make keep teeths like okrika seller go dey vex for me here,

if you really check well you go see say i don go far on this,

i been don drop funny updates for una here back to back.

Some dey reason how i take dey compose stuffs like this,

anyways to me na just my inspirations be this ooo.

Once i don dey type then all other things to add go follow,
just follow your instint maybe then you fit be the next baba olowo the online funny niggar.

Abeg make una just help me ask youngzubi wetin make am stop to dey drop stories dem for here so?

See come shebi you know say na because of you i start all this funny stuffs,

now you don hang boot no post again like grasshoper make dey lick icecream for people backyard,

as you carry fat ass and thin body so like who dey suffer partial stroke,

na people like you devil dey use do walking stick dey head go grammy awards.

With your wide belle like craze people their amusement parks.

Hahahaha

abeg today na sunday so after church me baba olowo dey head go play soccer with my niggars dem,

i swear 5 goals too sure me die,

last week sunday i been dribble one guy sotey baba start to dey crawl dey beg me,

the guy dey for ground dey shout,
abeg baba olowo i no fit see road again o!

Abeg i cant kill myself oo

hahahaha
baba confuse because the way i take break him waist tire even confuse my opponents dem.

The thing make people dey complain about me na my speed,

the way me baba olowo dey take run self people dey wonder,

this baba olowo make thin so dey run like antelop make never pay house rent,

to see him back na problem,
baba go dey run like all this cele their fake prophets dem

hahahaha
anyways i wish you guys happy sunday and remain blessed because i cant kill myself o!

I too like that song,
i cant kill my self o!

As for my sweet ladies make dey like read baba olowo episodes dem,

you are all welcome here,
but the thing be say me baba olowo hardly yab ladies dem.

I no know if i go start to dey yab dem small to see as the thing be afterall we do this all for the fun of it,

people don laugh tire for my last post (brown skin goat)

hahahaha
i no fit laugh o!

Chaiii this baba olowo you too funny abeg,
you too much guy!

Anyways all apreciation to centino,sokodobo,youngzubi, chewbacca, yampotatocarrot and the rest for allowing me continually use their names here without complaning,

if to say na wadewaltz that mad indian cow, baba go don rush come here dey bark like baboon make dey see him period,

the thing dey even wonder mods dem say wadewaltz don humble like fool,

maybe na because of heavy yabbing week in week out baba olowo use take follow am nahim cause am,

but i still dey tell people.
Rude fool na still rude fool and nothing go change about am.

One guy been chat me say,
abeg baba olowo that your yab war against wadewaltz won nearly make me craze with laugh.

I laugh sotey everywhere i dey go na the yabs you been give am i just dey think about.

Chaiii abeg just help me still continue to dey yab that ingrate make i dey very sure say na for gambia him dey live.

Hahaha
i cant kill myself o!

I still dey wonder inside wadewaltz and rude fool for my (brown skin goat) who really rude pass.

Anyways their two na birds of the same feathers.

Me baba olowo don really get yab wars with so many people online and i dey very sure if dem catch me offline dem go too break all my waist with planks.

The worst thing be say people go dey laugh as dem go dey beat craze comot from my neck.

Beat am well well!
The guy too dey yab people anyhow!

People go gather me beat all for the fun of it.

Anyways na me dem dey call baba olowo d long prick,

or should i say baba olowo the online funny niggar.

No dear challenge me baba olowo because na online here you go suffer am,

But why nowadays my prickkk just dey stand anyhow so?

Am i suffering from oga abeg my prick is no stand side effects called setanfujasisi!

Please all my fans dem i need the cure for this

anyways my next update will be tittled
(i cant kill myself o!)
we go laugh tire i swear down

i saw something like centino plaza in autoparts tradefair complex,

i no really know if na centino nahim get am,
because me baba olowo just chop gala finish troway the nylon for the front there waka pass,

come and catch me centino if you can!

Maybe 2moro na bag of dustbin make banana back full inside nahim i go carry go drop for there,

maybe centino likes eating banana backs?

Because i dey very sure say na people make like to dey eat banana backs na dem dey answer centino.

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 4:20am On Sep 21
I cant kill myself o!
I cant kill myself o!

Me i just want to flex o!
Abeg i cant kill myself o!

Hahahahaha

baba olowo don show face here again,

hmmm make we see how today go be if i go get chance drop something here.

Abeg make una help me ask mad buhari wetin make the idiot close border so?

If to say aso rock na where person fit just stroll enter anyhow,

i swear this guy face for don swell up anyhow with better spanish blows,

i for too beat craze comot from the fool neck,

person make keep yansh like all this useless agric infastructure nahim we go vote for as president chaiii.

Anyways it is well.

See come chewbacca abi na mrs chewbacca be your name so,

as you be my niggar but na chewbacca you see dey answer like green reptile,

anyways i no really blame you as you keep waist like all this cele prophets dem make carry wicked useless long dada hair,

na your type dey send people make dey live for city partial strokes from village,

as you keep eye like person make won go into turkey business.

Anyways na your siblings i blame for supporting you to grow reach like this,

i swear dem for leave you make you suffer to really see the reality of life,

as you dey talk anyhow so like parrot make won travell go benin so.

Na your type go dey owe mtn 500 naira credit for over 2 years,
to pay back na problem,

sotey dem go send you message tire,

see come chewbacca abasimbo,

so your brain no tell you say you go pay us back the 500 naira credit you been borrow from us since abi?

Anyways i no really blame you,
as you keep belle so like scotish imbecilee,

na your type mad women dem dey hug tight for daytime,
because nobody go really know wetin you go dey do that madwoman for night,

as you keep teeths like basketballer make no sabi trow balls to score for nets,

inshort you be very wolfull useless basketballer make no dey ever make impact for games.

if you like no pay us back our money na thunder go fire your ex-girlfriend and all her entire family household there for you idiot,

hahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

Oboy i tell una say since then chewabacca never load card for him mtn line for over 2 years now,

baba dey fear make dem no go collect their cash back as soon as him load am,

to tell una how stingy chewbacca abasimbo be.

Abeg make una no foget say na for all this muslim people their useless tear tear mats nahim dem dey use take bury stingy and ungrateful men dem.

Abeg i cant kill myself o!

Baba olowo

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