Abeg o me just won play small here o
consining my throwback story of my episode 2

oga my prick is no stand!

Me just dey reason am how a whole matured man and him son
go raise their hand say dem need natural man booster medicine for sex inside bus

wetin dem won take am do?
Chaiii
even the man and him son dey blow babes anyhow

abeg make una help me tell that seller make him no vex for the 50 naira dem send give am instead of 500 naira
laugh won kill me
na the economy of the nation nahim course that one o

abeg all my tori readers una fit still put una own throwback story of any of my episodes make been sweet una pass

me just dey here dey laugh like mad man o

wait i still remember for one episode
bros abeg u fit borrow me ur trouser?
Hahahhahahahaaa

person wear only one trouser how him won take give u the one make him wear?

which one the guy go con wear na?
Chaiii

abeg another one again na
person standup shout 2face na thunder go fire u

chaiii
laugh won kill me here
oboy wixkid dey back of stage dey argue with organizers say him don perform finish
where be say baba never even clamp stage self

all this my tori self ehhh laugh won kill me for here o

if i been reason dem the tori
i swear na just stupid tins i just they post here
but anyways na just for the laughter and the fun to make all my tori readers laugh and enjoy as una want

abeg o me go still dey update una more stupid and funny episodes of baba olowo the long prick

come o which one again be coming soon live on Hd

na dstv live we dey watch baba olowo the long prick?

All this my stuffs dey make me laugh here o!

chaiii more stupidness and foolishness to my elbows

Episode 23(oboy see blow jobbb )

as he take be ehhh
my guy half kilo been surprise as the alpha take fly enter compound where be say na 5 wicked bull dogs na dem dey guard the house for day time dey roam about

the worst tin be say the owner no even chain dem the bull dogs

as the alpha fly enter gba!
People shout ahhhh alfha don die o!

Naso dem the bull dogs rush pursue the alfha inside the compound oboy see better meat o

ahhh we no believe say dem the bull dogs no see alfha back

baba bob fly the back yard fence enter the next yard
chaiii the bull dogs no believe their eyes!
Dem won die!

Chaiii the owner of the dogs won cry
so i been dey waist my money since for all this useless dogs dem

all their own na to just to dey chop beleful

simple alpha dem no fit see catch

oboy we no believe as the owner of dem the bull dogs chain all of dem carry dem go meet one mama put woman
sell all of them for 1000 naira
chaiii laugh won kill me

na that place him even spend the money for food self
come house empty handed
the tin really vex am o

as we con dey reason alfha matter

the next fence make alfha jump enter na ashawo house

chaiii but we con dey for outside of the gate dey wait wether we fit see alfha come outside

for where we no see baba again o
chaiii how manage na?

naso i para enter inside go find am

as i enter one of the ashawo con tell me say
na alfha u dey find?
Come see am for here

as i follow am enter inside oboy i no believe my eyes
the ashawo dem dey give alpha blow jobbb o

chaiii baba dey enjoy o

naso one of dem con tell me say guy u be fine boy o
come na make i give u better blow jobbb na
this your tin go big o
i been here say na u dem dey call baba olowo the long prick

i say ehhh
i dey craze?
No o
no be me o

before i know ehhh
the ashawo dive my trouser go down
bring out my tin o
start to dey suck am

chaiii i won mad o guy
oboy naso i rush comot the ashawo mouth from my long tin

con tell am say abeg o no be this tin make me come here for

me na holy boy o
i no get time

as i stand up won comot
naso the ashawo dive my long prick again o

chaiiii naso i pick race tear come outside of the gate

ahhhh everybody make been dey outside dey wait run
people divert with speed go different angles
oboy see race!

as i run go far
oboy i no still believe my eyes o

ahhh na still dat ashawo still hold on thight to my prick dey suck am

chaiiii i shout
i pick race again o
the ashawo still dey pursue me dey suck my prick

ahhh me i increase my speed o
before i know ehhh
the ashawo fall me for ground gbosa!

Ahhh me i shout
wetin be this
oboy the ashawo still dey suck my tin o

ahhh me i no fit move again o
i just dey speechless dey enjoy the blow jobbb o

the ashawo suck me for 1 hour 30 minutes

i don release tire but she no still gree leave my tin o
ahhh me i don enter one chance o

oboy this blow jobbb dey sweet o
but na for street this ashawo dey suck me dry o

which strenght go still dey for me
to waka go house na?

Naso i vex tell the ashawo abeg e don do na
u won kill me for here?

The ashawo answer
ahhh omo this ur tin sweet o
and e con long anyhow
me go need suck am make e reduce in size

naso she still dey suck my tin dey go o

oboy this ashawo na winch o
which kind tin be this self

why she no go suck youngzubi and pradioc prick self?

Na me she won suck dry
which one i go use take fire bibi294

chaiii i don die today

as e con take be ehhh finally she con leave me dey smile

ahhh me i won die
naso i just lie down there like person make done die

oboy naso she stand up
drop her complementary card for my body
con tell me say incase i go need her make i halla her for phone
she is always available

as the ashawo won con dey go
naso she look back

ahhh na one small boy make dey 11 years just stand there dey look

before i know ehhh
the ashawo dive the small boy prick o

ahhhhh the small boy dey shout o

oboy the ashawo suck the boy prick sotey the small boy faint

as the ashawo see say the boy don faint naso she con leave am

as she stand up ehh
one old man been stand there dey look self
naso she rush the old man o

ahhhh the old man run o with full speed enter house

the ashawo pursue am enter

the only tin make i been dey hear na
ahhhhhhh please stop o
am a very old man o

oboy i hear the shout for like 30 minutes o
naso i no hear the old man shout again o

ahhhhh i no say the old man don die from there o

chaiii naso i rush stand up
make i run dey go house

before i know the ashawo rush come outside of the house
con dey look me

so u don get strenght stand up abi?

Ahhhh as i hear am ehhh
see run!
Oboy she pursue me o enter one bet9ja shop o

me i run come outside of the bet9ja shop she still dey pursue me o

me i dey shout abeg o
i don die today o
make una nairalanders help me o!

Chaiii naso i run enter one compound gbosa!

Oboy i no believe my eyes

na still dat ashawo house i run comot before nahim i still run enter again o

i don die today o

episode 24 coming soon

Episode 24 coming soon live on Hd

today na sunday o
i won laugh kill my self for here o
this my episode 23 make me craze o
guy imagine am say u dey run and one babe dey suck ur prick

chaiii this world don end o

naso the ashawo take like prick reach?

Any how my brothers
me for don reach episode 50 by now
but due to say people no dey like comment much so nahim make i go dey drop my episodes once in some few days

normal e suppose be 2 to 3 episodes in a day so make una laugh tire

but me i promise myself not to complain again for dem the comments dem o
if u like u comment
if u no like u leave am but remember say na thunder go fire u if u no comment

abeg o all na for the jokes o
everytin i dey type here me i no mean am o
like this na me i dey with my guys dem we dey high

ahhhh happy salah celebrations to all my tori readers dem

me na catholic boy o

come o
who be that person i dey see make dey peep for here so
see come if u no comment ehhh

ok i no go talk

anyhow sha guys don high

episode 24 coming soon by Gods grace

peace out baba olowo the long prick hahahhahahhahahhahaahahahahha

wait o
e be like say make i just dey type rubish dey go
ahhhhh madam give us more bottles for here today na sunday

Happy sunday to all my niggas

abeg tory lanez won kill me here o with him track o otherside
this na music niggas suppose dey listen to dey get inspirations

una fit go download am for
google

tory lanez track (otherside)

this song sweet die o
u go feel the beat and the chorus o

Episode 24 coming soon live on Hd

Baba olowo the long prick

aka starboy$

;(Chaiii see as man utd lost to totenham today 3 0

chaiii man utd no even see one goal score for their home old trafford

ahhh what a tragic day for all man utd fans
even me self
my moral is down this night
tears on my eyes now
chaiiiiiiiiiiiii;(

Hello fellow nigerians its me ur president buhari talking

i want u all to know that i am well and kicking

i do not have any smptons of sickess in my body

and i want to rule this great nation after 2019 elections

please vote for me a capable and well meaning president thank u

na thunder go fire u there idiot
chaiii i dey craze
vote for who?
Abeg o make nobody vote for this mad man o

since when this man don enter
na just bad luck to we youths

abeg go get ur pvc and vote for youngzubi or halfkilo as president 2019

e better make we get mad people as our president than that mad man for APC rule us again o

as for all this hausa and fulani people make still dey hope to vote for buhari 2019

the thunder make go fire una ehhh
still dey gym

may the lord distroy all those una plans for there


as for me i no do again
with baba for APC

abeg my fellow nigerians lets join our hands together and vote for a better and youthful president that will save us from this our economic break down

leading to loss of lives and properties
thanks from baba olowo the long prick

abeg but if una look say i no dey talk abt buhari matter again o
just know say APC dem go don bribe me with small money

incase e happen
make una just type for here

come o stanley okafor abi na okafor200
na thunder go fire u for there
dem don bribe u abi
ok well done

but remember say that money ehhh
u go vomit am with better beating even ur papa go reject u

episode 24 coming soon live on Hd

Iambees version

Them later catch halfkillo Carry em Go meet one native doctor because him matter no be small one, nahim the baba ask us sey no who be half kelo brother nahim i raise hand up, nahim everyday turn begin look my side i wonder why people dey look me like that as i turn back nahim i see I GO DIE i suprise nobi small, so half killo the blow him brother money no wonder nahim I GO DIE Meet the baba reason thins with em on behalf of him brother con wire money enter the baba akant

Iambees:
Episode 24
Them later catch halfkillo Carry em Go meet one native doctor because him matter no be small one, nahim the baba ask us sey no who be half kelo brother nahim i raise hand up, nahim everyday turn begin look my side i wonder why people dey look me like that as i turn back nahim i see I GO DIE i suprise nobi small, so half killo the blow him brother money no wonder nahim I GO DIE Meet the baba reason thins with em on behalf of him brother con wire money enter the baba akant

ahhhh laugh won kill me here o
chaii so i even get people make been dey feel my tori here
chaiii

anyways my guy Iambees weldone there brother
i dey really feel u jor

as far say u compose something here i happy die keep it up

but as for the jokes level
anybody fit still update him own version for here

me i no send as far here dey bubble and we all dey laugh well

but remember say my own version of episode 24 never come outside

u fit just drop ur tori here but make u no put any episode number on top am as u take do now for episode 24
as for dem the episodes na me fit dey drop am

funny jokes and contributions for my episodes is allowed here
type anytin as u want
i am ok

una fit still advice me on how the next episode go be
so e go fit favour everybody

me i be free person o
anytin is allowed here but make una know say as for the episodes dem na me suppose to dey drop am


one love my guy iambees i like ur contribution for here

my tori readers dem una fit still follow iambees pattern type as una want here o
make we self laugh small

but as for dem the jokes levels make i just yab iambees small before i sleep

i no mean am o one love brother

ahhhh naso i shout
come o who be that idiot make dey post for my tori thread here?

ahhh bros long prick u don come back from work?

Yes i don come back wetin happen?

No notin o
na me dem dey call iambees
so i just feel like to add small contribution for ur tori here make we laugh small since u go work

ehhhh so nahim make u fit add ur own episodes here abi?

see come if i beat u finish ehhh
ur name go change from iambees to i am free

u no go know wen u fly go buy beans

no be only iambees
na ogbeni abeg help me go buy beans

ok u still stand here dey wait abi?
See come if i close my eyes open am again ehhh

abeg bros long prick no vex na
shebi u been dey complain for comments dem before na?

At least i don help u drop one na
i try na

ehhhhh
so iambees i dey talk
u self dey open mouth talk
chaiii i don suffer

see come iambees abi wetin be ur name self if i give u slap ehhhh

ok i don vex
since u sturborn abi ok
i know wetin i go do
i go use ur name for my next tori episode 24 na for there u go hear am
even though self i dey go work
no mean say i no still fit drop episodes for here as i like

come o i won ask u one question self

u dey train bee?
abi ur ma dey sell beans?
which one be iambees
hahahhahahahhahaha

one love brother
iambees
as for the yab levels dem
abeg una fit still yab me o
imagine my own name self okafor200
na person name be that?
Hahahahahhahahhahaa

good night everybody

Episode 24 coming soon live on Hd

abeg the contributions and jokes i need here na consining my episodes and any other tin make go make us laugh here
i no want anybody to come here dey type adverts and all shits

or else i go delete ur post no joke
peace out baba olowo the long prick

lol okafor200 one love my brother as inn the BE ehn You funny die & i dey feel your tori back 2 back more ink to ya pen

lol okafor200 one love my brother as inn the BE ehn You funny die & i dey feel your tori back 2 back more ink to ya pen

Iambees:
lol okafor200 one love my brother as inn the BE ehn
You funny die
& i dey feel your tori back 2 back more ink to ya pen

naso my brother
u know say this tin no really been easy o
na just make everybody here dey catch more fun dey laugh

me for don reach episode 50 by now self
but na dem the comments be my problem to me e just dey very low
and the tin dey really kill moral to compose new episode

anyhow sha i go still dey drop new stuffs here
i go still talk am o if u like u comment if u no like u no comment
but remember say na thunder go fire una make no gree comment

or e be like say i go yab una for my next episode 25 coming very soon

Episode 24 (iambees my nigga)

oboy as i run enter the compound gba!
Chaii i don die today o!
Na the ashawo house i dey see my self so how manage na?

As i won turn back
oboy that ashawo make been dey pursue me

fly enter inside close gate gba!

ahhh i shout!
abeg o me i no well o
i get malaria and typhoid o
na even church i been dey go before we start to even pursue alfha o!

like so i just dey confess rubish

before i know ehhh
all the ashawo come outside
chaiii naso dem jack me enter room gbosa!

Naso dem tire me join bed

before i know ehhh all of dem don pull all their cloths for ground

oboy see banging tins
i first been dey beg dem but later ehhh the tin start to dey sweet me o

dem fire me reach 6 hours none stop
oboy my prick red o
both the ones make thin and fat
dem go turn by turn o

ahhh my prick hear am
oboy na today i change my name o
i no answer baba olowo the long prick again o!

chaiii i don die today o
dem bang craze comot for my head
naso i start to dey beg dem o

imagine am say dem bang me sotey i start to sing davido ada o music say me i no do again!

Chaiii i don really tire
i don release pass 8 times but this ashawo dem no won gree leave me o

as e con take be ehhh
the tin been just dey sweet dem
naso one fat one enter me ahhh
as she dey fire me dey go
oboy the bed scatter o gbosa!
Chaiii the rope dem use tire me cut

ahhh see the way i take stand up jack only my boxers fly from window run

naso i run fly the compound fence
because the way the ashawo dem take lock their gate tight ehh fear me o

ahhh naso i take excape those rapist o

as i run go front go hide for one closed shop there
oboy i wear my boxers o sharp sharp

con relax small
but me i don tire

chaiii dem this ashawo don really drain all my strenght o

ahhh hungry dey catch me o

as i look front
oboy i sight one mama put woman shop make dey sell beans and bread nearby

like so i run go there go chop
as i enter the shop gba!

Oboy i no believe my eyes o
na seun make get nairaland
sidon there dey pick him teeth
with tooth pick

ahhh me con dey wonder wetin seun dey find here

naso seun shout
see come iambees give me one pure water there

i see person make run with full speed go bring water come

as i look the guy finish
naso i tell am
guy this one make ur name na iambees
i hope say u no go put bee inside my beans and bread make i won chop so?

Because me i no won dance galala for here o

oboy everybody inside the shop start to dey laugh o
hahahahahaha

as we still dey laugh
oboy i no believe i see person run fly window go outside gba

ahhh wetin happen
chaiii na seun be that o
baba run wen him see opurtunity

seun no carry money come eat
the tin surprise iambees

the way seun take run fear people o

chaiii seun find way pick race

ahhh iambees shout
no worry i go tell my malle if she later come

abeg bros long prick wetin u say make i put for u again?

The tin make just happen really confuse me o

naso i tell am u know wetin just
give me beans and bread with one seun on top am

people look me confuse
which one con be one seun on top am?

Like so my brain con recollect o

oh sorry i mean one shaki meat on top am

i don really tire o
i just need to chop and recover from all this ashawo dem

as iambees go put my food dey carry am dey come
naso him put one kind music
con dey tell us say nahim sing the song

as all of us con dey happy for am
one guy con ask iambees
abeg na u sing this song?

I believe i can fly!!
i believe i can touch the sky!!

Ahhhh mogbe this man no dey hear music?

Which one be say na iambees sing i believe i can fly?

Naso i shout
na thunder go fire iambees and i believe i can fly
iambees dey craze
which level fit make am sing that song

oboy naso everybody confuse o

come o baba olowo the long prick which one u don even sing self?

Naso i reply dem make una go check out my episode 5 full tori
una go see my sweet music for there

oboy see laugh inside the shop o
chaiii u get voice to sing so?

U make carry only boxers enter here so

ahhh the tin vex me
naso i reply the guy

come o u make carry long mouth like parrot so
which one u don ever sing for this ur life?

Ahhh naso the guy answer me o
say nahim sing
take banana till u go yo
take banana till u go yo
take banana till u go yo

ahhhh everybody burst laugh
chaiii mad man dreaming big

this people make i been dey follow chop with here self all of dem don craze o

even iambees don mad o

chaiii wetin be this
as i still dey chop and everybody con dey argue dey talk
naso one bros just stand up say nahim go pay for everyboddy here

ahhhh see hailing o
baba thank u o

oboy na later we con dey find the guy o
baba don run wen e tell us say him won go piss for outside
chaiii na like so this place be?

As we still dey chop
naso one guy just carry plenty bread for head enter say him won supply iambees malle dem the bread

ahhh as i look the guy well o i no believe my eyes o
chaiiii na youngzubi be that o

episode 25 coming soon

Abeg all my tori readers i don decide not to dey yab una again o

i go need change episode 25 to something else o

who will win the best august literature of the month 5k award?

Episode 25 ( the nomination thread for august 5k award)


oboy i no believe to see youngzubi carry bread come supply o

chaiii sharp sharp baba drop the bread collect money once run comot

but me con dey wonder wether na youngzubi be that abi i no dey see clear again?

as i chop finish con pay money
bounce go outside with my boxers

naso i look front sight one big banner make dem write who will be the winner of the august 5k award for literature?

Chaiii na even today be the award ceremony for rumours hotel fesctac town live by 7pm

ahhh i shout
but who go con win this award na?

Come o i must go there live go withness am o

chaiii naso i run with full speed run enter new planet hotel
i no believe say i see my guy halfkilo

baba don normal o
the jazz don clear from e eye

naso i tell am say guy na today that award dey hold o for rumours hotel

halfkilo con ask me which award?
Like so i tell am na that august 5k award na

ahhh halfkilo shout
na today? ahhh wetin be time now
oboy now na after 5pm for evening o

sharp sharp me and my guy we dress fly bike dey head go rumours hotel festac town

as we reach gba!
The place don full no space again o

oboy na manage we take squees enter inside o
chaii here don full o

come o na fifa world best player 2018 award be this?

How come people full like this na?
Oboy see noise everywhere o
chaiii see crowd for here o

oboy like so the show con start o by 7pm live

ahhhh see as everybody dey happy dey shout
i tell u say people full rumours hotel reach outside the gate

oboy the mc for the award ceremony na i go die

this place dey hot die
see as guys dey high

as mc i go die con collect the microphone con dey crack jokes
oboy see as people dey laugh chaiiii

i go die u funny die
everybody dey catch fun here

some top musicians climb stage
con dey perform

see as dem the crowds dem dey happy
oboy na who go finally win this award o

some babes just dey dance dey wine yansh
see as my guy halfkilo dey rock dem o
guy me i just sidon for my seat dey smile because me i don really tire today o

as the show con dey come to an end na that time dem need to announce the winner of august 5k award

chaiii see tension everywhere

na so the mc
i go die con shout
this is the time we go call all the top 5 nominees outside for us to choose the winner of the day

ahhhh everybody shout dey happy

so na now we go know who later win this award

ahhhh even me make nothing consine me for the award tension won just kill me o

i dey even type this tori now self i still dey fear for here o
chaiii tension na bad tin o

oboy mc i go die shout
the first nominee is bibi294

ahhhh everywhere scatter
chaiiii bibi294 get fans wella o
most of the fans na girls dem
see shout and screaming
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wooooooooooooow
i love u bibi294

the crowd dey shout
oboy my ear deaf o
ahhh so dem love this girl like this o
chaiii everybody stand up
dey clap hands

see as the babe bibi294 fine like mammy water
she is just too beautiful
ahhh my prick stand o

as she con climb stage go up
she just dey smile dey happy
ahhh this award ceremony go sweet o

the mc i go die con shout again
the next nominee is centino
oboy see shout
oboy guys don high
see celebrations for centino baba
ahhhh men dem dey happy
one guy make don high shout we love u bobo!

Chaiii people really love centino baba

see as centino fresh die
big boy levels

naso centino climb on top stage dey smile dey shine teeth

the mc i go die con shout
the next nominee is rosemary33
ahhhh people shout
expecially the ladies dem
ahahhhhhhaaaaaaa
rosemary33 u are the best
see standing ovation

oboy the babe set die
rosemarry33 go sweet for bed o
ahhh see as she neat
guys also dey shout

like so she waka go climb stage
everybody mental
she just dey smile and little tears of joy dey roll for her eyes

na bibi294 con dey console her
to tell u how emotional this award don bring to us all
talkless of dem the nominess

ahhh who go later win this award this night?

Naso the mc i go die con shout again
the next nominee is youngzubi

oboy see shout from different angles of rumours hotel
guys dem mad
girls dem shout
hahhahahahhahahhaa!
wooooooooooow!
We love u youngzubi!
Oboy see celebrations o

me i need to stand up dey clap
everybody give baba standing ovation
youngzubi u are the man
people dey shout
one man run spray youngzubi dollars

ahhh people shout
youngzubi!

Naso baba waka climb on top stage
youngzubi freshen up well
baba just dey smile dey looks him fans dem

e been get one fans make been won climb stage go hug youngzubi

but na bouncers dem hold and restrict am if not

chaiii here dey really hot die
some ladies make been dey shout
some of dem begin dey cry join o

ahhh this award is so so emotional

ahhhh nairaland una don really try bring out this award o

naso the mc i go die shout
the next nominee is larrysun
oboy see crowd shout
ahhhaaaaaaaahahahaa
woooooooooowoow

larrysun really get fans o

watch out for episode 26
who go win

Watch out for episode 26

who will win this month
best literature august award 5k

the 5 nominees are

bibi294

centino

rosemary33

youngzubi

larrysun

who will win the award?
Watch out for episode 26 for the complete emotional story of this award

you can still keep droping ur votes here

coming soon episode 26 ( and the winner is? )

okarfor my guy see as you just take dis update scatter my head,laff just dey choke me as i sight the sub-title,u dey try sha,as nah just to have fun u dey do,...tem!! tem!!! my gee!! i dey await next drop

lol my belle, so seun use Ghost Mode Discharge (GMD)
okafor200
tem tem hit the nail well

for the 5k award every single for sex na food issah hit
&
BABA OLOWO I wan see you write wia You knack babe no be the order way round, knack dem for hours, make dem know sey na BABA OLOWO THE LONG PRICK

Thanks for the update
lol i can't stop laughing...

Youngzubi:
okarfor my guy see as you just take dis update scatter my head,laff just dey choke me as i sight the sub-title,u dey try sha,as nah just to have fun u dey do,...tem!! tem!!! my gee!! i dey await next drop

yes o my guy youngzubi
na just for the fun i dey drop all my episodes dem here for o

make we laugh tire as we want
the daily nigerian stress too much abeg i no want make any body die young or suffer one kind bad sickness due to stress o

we need to dey laugh everyday na

incase u come back from work u fit just come here peep as u like
laugh join am before u go sleep for the night
u go wake up in the morning fully refreshed and ready again for the days work

notin sweet pass funny jokes and mad episodes

Iambees:
lol my belle, so seun use Ghost Mode Discharge (GMD)
okafor200
tem tem hit the nail well

for the 5k award every single for sex na food issah hit
&
BABA OLOWO I wan see you write wia You knack babe no be the order way round, knack dem for hours, make dem know sey na BABA OLOWO THE LONG PRICK

Thanks for the update
lol i can't stop laughing...

ahhh my guy iambees
i sight u brother

as u self dey laugh like mad man for here

naso me self i dey my house here dey hold my belle dey laugh o

chaiii i just dey imagine am
upon say na me compose this episodes dem so i still dey laugh
like this
wat if say na another person con post am na?

Na craze i go craze be that o

anyways as for dem the ashawo make been knack me craze sotey i deny my own name BABA OLOWO THE LONG PRICK

no fear my brother me i must go back for revenge o
u trust me na with my long bulala so

no shaking but make i finish with this award tori first i go reason my revenge back for dem

a whole me baba long prick nahim dem use play anyhow
ok

as for my episode 26 coming soon
who una think make go win the 5k award this month?

Episode 26 ( and the winner is? )

oboy see as larrysun dey entertain all the fans with better dance steps o

ahhh every where for here scatter chaiii everybody won mental

rumours hotel festac dey hot die
see noise like say na champions league final

naso larrysun dance climb on top stage dey shine teeth

guys dem don high
oboy here dey really sweet o

the noise continue for like 5 minutes none stoping

ahhhh the mc i go die shout
e don do o!

anytime from now i will be anouncing the winner of this month 5k award

the oustanding and best voted for will win this contest

ahhhh people shout
woooooooooooow
hahahahahaaaaaaa

some people start to dey tear their shirts o
ahhh see madness o

nominees make dem call to climb on top stage now na nairaland celebrities dem don become now o

chaiii but we need to know who be the winner tonight

naso the mc i go die shout
and the winner is?

Ahhhh one woman shout
noooooooooooooo
dont oooooooooo

please let it be bibi294
i beg u oooooooooo

ahhhh the whole crowd burst laugh

ahhhh see tension arising
oboy me i won piss for my boxers o

oboy people make noise again for like 5 minutes

naso the mc i go die shout again
and the winner is?

Ahhhhh
one bros shout
noooooooooooo
abeg make e be my guy centinooooooo
ahhhhhh me i don bet my house like this ooooooooooo
ahhhhhh me i need this victory oooooooo

the bros start to dey cryy oooo
ahhh my life depends on this oooooo
my life is at risk oooooooo
me i no go get any house to stay again o with my family oooooooo

ahhhh today is so so emotional for everybody here o

before we know ehhhh
one man shout from the fans

abeg i go die abi na i go live
announce the winner na make we dey go house na

this suspense is too much for us to bear na

naso everybody shout o
yes ooooo announce the winner please

where i been sidon i just say make i look my side naso i see one babe dey look and she dey cry seriously

this award don really make people feel emotions o

some ladies dey cry for my back
ahhhh dem want make rosemary33 win o

chaiii i no believe my eyes
some bad boys make dem be arm robbers

dem be five boys but dem stand for my front

i tell u say all of dem kneel down carry this catholic rosary dey pray to our mother mary for intervention and help

ahhh this award don turn to sometin else o
now it is really do or die affair
dem want make their guy larrysun win the award

chaiii see suporters and fans
some dey shout dey happy while some dey cry bitterly

ahhhh nobody won use ear hear the heart breaking news say dem loose

chaiii this tin go pain dem enter blood o

naso the mc i go die shout
and the winner is?

Ahhhhh one man shout
abeg oooooo
na my guy youngzubi must win this o
ahhh the man shout
no no no
it must be him oooooooooooooo
ahhhhhhhhh

chaiii see noise everywhere
the tension is just too much o

make this mc of a guy announce this tin na make we dey go house na

ahh the suspense here is too much o

before we know ehhhh
dj jimmy jatt give us one better gbedu take scatter the place so make people fit relax small

as the song play ehhh
ahhhh everywhere scatter see dance

chaiiii guys don really mad o
see the song here

wen we celebrate!
we go pop champaign!
We go pop champaign!
We go pop champaign!

Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop sometin

pop pop pop pop pop pop pop sometin

and if u got it and u know it make u pop sometin

pop pop pop pop pop pop pop sometin

oboy see the beating of the song with better loudspeaker bass
ahhh rumours hotel shake to the foundation
see noise everywhere
see dance see dust on the air
everybody don high dey dance
like say today na the end of the world
people dey dance with all their last strenght

ahhhh the dj just cut the music with him one hand slash break down

chaiiii people shout
wen we celebrate!
we go pop champaign!

Oboy see another noise for 5 minutes again o

naso the mc i go die shout again
and the winner is?

Oboy one guy shout abeg o
make una no announce the winner ooooooooo
me i won die for here ooooooo
ahhh me i don bet my papa prick ooo
centino my guy must win ooooo

ahhhh i no fit bear the pain say centino loose ooooooo

abeg o no just call the result ooooooo

ahhhhh see confusion for rumours hotel o
see as people bet their life for this 5k award o
chaiii na who go win this award self?

Naso the mc i go die shout again
and the winner is?

Oboy see as one lady rush come outside dey cryyyyyyyyyy
ahhhhh people rush her

carry her comot for front seat

the mc i go die
tears drop from him eyes
chaiii

naso men dem rush climb stage o
go console am
dem say na i go die start this show o
and nahim go finish am o
no replacement for am or who go help announce the winner of the award

chaiii dem leave i go die make him cry for like 2 minutes first

ahhh baba burst cry
this award dey very emotional to even me self make dey type this tori self

tears on my eyes now
ahhhh
this 5k award is really sometin else

whatch out for the winner in epsiode 27 coming soon live on Hd

Good morning everybody o
me i just wake up now self
i won baff go work

anyhow sha i fit update una more sweet episodes today o

me don take some advice from iambees to go revenge

anyhow me i dey una side
just remember say if the day no just dey favour u or you just won dey in a positive mood
u fit just come here read my tori
happy small
episode 27 coming soon

okafor200:
Good morning everybody o
me i just wake up now self
i won baff go work

anyhow sha i fit update una more sweet episodes today o

me don take some advice from iambees to go revenge

anyhow me i dey una side
just remember say if the day no just dey favour u or you just won dey in a positive mood
u fit just come here read my tori
happy small
episode 27 coming soon

na you try pass, till you return na

All my tori readers u ar all welcome to BABA OLOWO THE LONG PRICK
i hope say una sleep and dream well last night

anyways me i be the nigga make like to dey catch fun dey happy

life na once o so we need to decide wether we go make am good for us or bad

everytin is by decisions

so me i don choose to dey catch fun o

as a guy make i be

all the single ladies in the house me i greet una o

and all my niggas i salute una
as my baba at the top o

chaiii today go sweet o
abeg i still need more contributions from una

there is one thing i dey observe for here

why e be say everytime i dey come read and update my tori na only guest i dey mostly see for here

wetin i con dey reason be say e be like say
if people won come read my tori here
dem go first logout first
visit my thread read finish laugh as dem want comot
con logging back again

so me i no go fit yab dem or see their names

chaiii i don suffer o

anyways abeg me don promise say i no go dey yab my tori readers again o
all appologies to all of una

abeg life goes on
but the tin be say guest dem no fit add anytin here because dey are not a registered member of nairaland

chaiii if u like my funny tori so much abeg try make u register na
so u go fit dey drop comments here

u fit even yab anybody make u like for here o

but remember say yabbing get limits
no be the one make go cause fight or trouble
me i go delete am sharp sharp

i been forget to tell una say
wen i been stand dey clap for youngzubi arival on top stage

e been get one babe make been dey skemp my banana o

she just focus dey look the tin like say na ice cream

ahhh but me i no been notice
the babe

but na later i con dey reason am say
come o no be my tin dis girl dey look so?

Naso my tin take big reach?

Watch out for epsiode 27 coming soon live on Hd

Episode 27 (and the winner is? Part 2)

oboy see emotions for this award o

we wait like 3 more minutes before dem console mc i go die make him stop to dey cry and be a man

me i con dey wonder only just to call out the winner of this award nahim make this idiot i go die dey cry like this?

chaiii it is well

as i go die collect the microphone again
baba shout
and the winner is?

baba pause dey look everybody
see shout from crowd
call the winner na

the mc i go die shout again
and the winner is?
Baba still pause again but this time him dey shine teeth

ahhh the tin vex one man ehh
the man shout

see come i go die abi na i go live
if thunder no won fire u ehh
u go call the winner now

so na play u been dey use us play here since abi
idiot

ahh everybody burst laugh chaii

ahhh people laugh out tension o

just announce am once and for all na

oboy the mc i go die con say no wahala

naso i go die shout
and the winner is?

Wen we celebrate!
We go pop champaign!

Youngzubiiiiiiiiiiiii baba

ahhhh everybody mad
see shout from everywhere
hhaahaaaaaaaa
woooooowoowowowow
hurraraaaaaaaa
yessssssssssss
youngzubiiiiiiiiiii
we love uuuuuuuuuu
baba ooooooooooo
number one ooooooo
ahhhahahahahhahahahaahah

fans start to dey rush won climb stage go hug youngzubi

na dem the bouncers block road o if not the stage for scatter
see shout for rumours hotel festac town
people shout with all their strenghts

i con dey even wonder wether na church crusade be this self

chaiii so youngzubi sex na food finally win this tin
ahhhhh
baba try no be small

oboy see crowd shout for like 30 minutes non stop
dem dey hail youngzubi baba

as everywhere con later calm down naso i go die shake youngzubi for hand
naso one guy carry the award dey come from back of stage go meet youngzubi

oboy na seun make get nairaland o
baba dey shine teeth
congratulations to u
youngzubi for winning this award

youngzubi con reply am
am really greatful sir
for giving me this great privilegde

ahhhhhhhhh see as crowd dey shout dey happy

naso mc i go die con ask youngzubi

please tell everyone gathered here how u feel like winning this award?

Ahhh youngzubi smile
am really happy for this day
its a dream come true for me
although the road has not been easy for me
but i never gave up
all thanks to my determination and hard work
i am so so happy now i just dont know wat to say again

ahhh see standing ovation for youngzubi

oboy see as crowd dey clap
everybody happy for baba
naso youngzubi carry the award up show everybody
oboy the award na pure gold o
dey shine

as tins con take be for rumours hotel every body don happy finish dem won start to dey go house

naso the mc i go die con shout
please wait everybody!
We forgot to announce another award we are suppose to give out
as consolation to someone here

ahhhh people surprise which kind award go con be this one again o

naso the mc i go die shout
the name of this award is
the best foolish,senseless and stupid story in nairaland

who will win this award tonight?

Ahhh people shout
wooooooooww
this award go dey interesting o
make we see who go win am na
naso the whole crowd start to happy dey shout

announce the winner na?

So the mc i go die con say
because of say time no dey again
him go need to call the winner straight without any other nominees dem
because the award na useless award
so no need to call nominees

chaiii people shine eyes dey look

naso the mc i go die shout
and the winner is?

Wen we celebrate!
We go pop champaign!

Okafor200
baba olowo the long prick!

Ahhhhhh
see shout
everybody mental
see as crowd dem dey laugh
chaiiii see mad man award for this fool

as people dey shout dey happy
oboy naso dem shout where the idiot dey na?

Ahhh me i bone troway face still sidon for my seat

before i know ehhh i see one guy bounce dey go stage say nahim be okafor200

ahhh see as crowd dem rush am like celebrity
everybody dey happy

me i still sidon bone
na wen the guy bounce climb stage
nahim dem ask am baba na u be okafor200?

Yes o na me o
the guy reply

the mc i go die ask am which number of episodes u don drop already for nairaland o?

Naso the guy reply
840 episodes

ahhhh people shout
which time baba drop episodes reach 840 make we no con read?

Ahhh people surprise o
before we know ehhh one guy con shout
no be okafor200 be that o!
See am nahim sidon here so!

Ahhh i don die o
see as everybody turn look my side as the guy point me
chaiii na iambees my guy
nahim push me go outside o

chaiii see as crowd rush me
but wetin i fit remember be say dem rob my phone and my wrist watch
as dem leave me i no see my phone again o

chaiii see pick pocket dem o

naso i bouce dey go stage

but before i reach the stage
one bouncer make get sko sko for head don jack the guy make been dey claim okafor200 troway baba from the stage go down

baba land with serious injury

chaiii see as people dey hail me
BABA OLOWO THE LONG PRICK!

watch out for episode 28
coming soon live on Hd

Watch out for episode 28 coming soon