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Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by Rosemary33: 4:39pm On Jan 23
okafor200:
See come all this ghost readers dem make do face like evangel F kennedy so,

na una type person make get pimples go see get hope,

una go read finish common to comment go hard una,

as una do yansh so like dry leaf,

abeg make una try dey comment for here na,
thats the only motivation i dey ever get to dey compose this stuffs for here so,

i need una comments not read and go like say e no consine you,

abeg na me dem dey call baba olowo,
all for the fun baba,

baba olowo
grin grin grin
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by Tonyspecial(m): 10:48am On Jan 24
]good one baba
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:14pm On Jan 24
Episode 61
(a dedication to all my ghost readers dem)

hahahhaahahhahaa
oboy everybody burst laugh,
chaii so you mean say police people arrest Aikoriegie Solomon instead of you baba olowo abi?

Hahahahahahhahhahaha
naso i tell people,

imagine say dem carry Aikoriegie Solomon go prison go lock am there,

the next day surprise the police people their oga,

the oga confuse shout,
come o,
no be baba olowo we see arrest here yesterday?
Why i come dey see him new update episode 61 for online here na?

naso the oga say i know what to do,
but first make i first read this him new update first make i shine teeth laugh small abeg,

oboy the police their oga shout
hahahahahhahahahahahaha
i don die o,
chaiii baba olowo no go kill me with laugh ooooo,

i tell una say the oga laugh for 1 hour plus,

naso baba vex enter prison make dem lock Aikoriegie Solomon,

the oga shout,
see come you this guy,
upon say we lock you up for police cell here,

so you still get mind again to dey post all this your funny story dem online abi?

Oboy i tell una say the oga beat craze comot from Aikoriegie Solomon head,

chaiii see as dem use Aikoriegie Solomon take exchange am with baba olowo,
chaiii

oboy na later the police oga come find out say no be Aikoriegie Solomon nahim be the real baba olowo,

dem just use am take replace am there,
ahhhh the police oga shout,
am very happy say no be baba olowo this my people dem arrest carry come here so,

abeg who for dey make me dey catch fun dey laugh like madman online everyday as baba olowo?
Abeg make we leave that guy for cell there make him replace baba olowo abeg,

hahahahahahahahahahahahah
chaii Aikoriegie Solomon don suffer,

naso i tell people,
see come all this ghost readers dem, make dey come dey read my funny story,

to comment go dey hard una,
as all of una do face like road to biafra so,
na people like una dey go vote for the wrong president make go rule us for this our country here so,

hahaahahahahahahhahaha
everybody burst laugh,

naso one mad ghost reader make dem dey call Promise Christopher shout,

see come baba olowo is it by force to comment?
Naso i answer the fool,

see come as you take do face like dry garri so,
na your type dey go employ fresh graduates dem for brick layer work so make dem suffer,

as you do neck like charles barbage the father abi founder of computer so,
na thunder make wear swimming trunk nahim go fire your left yansh there,

hahahahhaahahhahaa
see as people dey laugh the guy,

naso one other ghost reader make dem dey call Johnson Anyanwu come shout,
abeg whats funny here?

I tell una say e remain small thing people make full rumours hotel here for beat craze comot for the idiot head,

naso i tell the fool,
see come as you take resemble estate agent make never see even one house sell for over 10 years now,

na your type dey go hang for back of person camry motor dey go work,

as you do eye like rat make dey see him period so,
with that your two left leg like devil walking stick,

hahahahhaahahhahhahaha
everybody burst laugh,

naso one of my fans stand up shout,
see come all this ghost readers dem make do yansh like short cut to hell fire so,

na thunder make dey rub bleaching cream nahim go fire all of una teeth comot for there,
as una do face like the forbiden fruit for garden of eden so,

hahahahahahahhhhahaha
everybody burst laugh,

naso one other ghost reader make dem dey call wadewaltz shout,

please whats going on here?
looks like you guys lack liturgicall reasoning and mentafollical calculations,

ahhh the thing pain guys dem,
naso one bros stand up yab am,

see come wadewaltz abi na wade witch be your name self,
as you take do face like toothbrush madman dey use so,

you better shut up that your wide mouth make be like that long zip make dey for back of women their dress so,

na your type dey go even prize condom, you go say abeg aboki you no sell am 30 naira for me?

hahahahahahhhaahahhaha
everybody burst laugh,
i don die o,

naso i stand up look the guy make dem dey call wadewaltz self,

naso i face am,
see come na me dem dey call baba olowo,
e been get one time you try provoke me but then i no just get your time,
you been try am self with youngzubi,

now i don remember you,
as you do face so like television remote make no dey gree work again so,
na people like you policeman go see arrest for no reason,

if dem later ask the policeman abeg wetin make you arrest wadewaltz?

The policeman go say abeg that guy be like thief,
you no see him face as e strong like back of kettle?

Abeg i just won arrest am for security reasons,

hahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh

i tell una say even moderators dem dey find who go help dem yab this fool of a guy,

you dey form say you rich,
na thunder go fire that your ugly butthole there,

no ever try pick a fight with me baba olowo,
because for this life you no fit ever win me,

if you like blow english grammer like un-educated he goat,
just know say na your time you dey waist cow,

watch out for episode 62
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:13pm On Jan 24
Tonyspecial:
]good one baba

that is why i dey always tell people say i am not the best,

abeg more new updates for una here,

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:36pm On Jan 24
As a token to one of my fans make just chat me up now say dem don steal him phone,

very bad to hear this,
i tell una say the thing dey do me like say na my own phone lose self,

because of this i go dedicate my next episode to the guy, so make i console baba,

baba name na Foremaster Flex Obizlove,

please lets be our brothers keeper,
abeg baba manage the little make i fit do for you at this time abeg,
after now all this ghost readers go say baba olowo no good,
i tell una say i fit compose funny stuffs from just any situation i find myself here in this life,

but abeg i am not the best,

episode 62 of baba olowo will be titled ( ahhh i don die,Foremaster Flex Obizlove don lost him phone)

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by WADEWALTZBACK(m): 10:36pm On Jan 24
Good job op but Please,no insults.
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:53am On Jan 25
WADEWALTZBACK:
Good job op but Please,no insults.

see come wadewaltz,
this one make you humble talk like human being for once so,

the first time i first know you i even think say you be all this nairaland their robot web bug so,
make go just go people thread dey talk all shits as you like,

chaii looks like dem don humble you,
anyways am not insulting you baba,
but the thing is that we got catch fun abeg,
na your turn be this because now baba olowo don remember you,

anyways just enjoy it and give me time to find another person make go replace you for my yabbing levels dem,

all for the fun baba no harm attached

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:55am On Jan 25
Episode 62
(ahhh i don die,Foremaster Flex Obizlove don lost him phone)

as everybody dey laugh for rumours hotel here so,

naso one guy shout,
abeg special anouncement,

abeg Foremaster Flex Obizlove don lost him phone ooo,
anywhere about of the phone please let us know,

oboy people con dey wonder wetin be this self?

Naso one guy make get long mouth like pencil shout,
see come Foremaster Flex Obizlove abi wetin be your name self,

as you take do face so like banner make dem write bring back our girls from boko haram so,

na your type dey go snap picture near crocodile,
as you do eye like charcoal board so,

hahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
chaiii wetin be this?

Oboy another guy make dem dey call rude king stand up shout,
see come Foremaster Flex Obizlove,
as you do teeth like radio station make dey give out wrong information to everybody so,

na people like you dey go catch lizard dey train as pet,
as you do neck like i pass my neighbour generator so,

i no blame you,
na only you go come here dey announce say you don lose your phone abi?

As you do face like plumber make never see work do for 2 months now,

hahahahahhahahaha
chaiii people laugh tire,
come o, rude king mouth no just good at all,

hahahahahahahahahaha
as we dey laugh dey catch fun,

naso one bros stand up yab rude king,
see come you this enstranged fool called rude king so,

shey be na you dey update us one sweet story before?
now you don stop abi?

See come na thunder make hold spoon won chop morning food, nahim go fire your one eye there comot,

as you do yansh so like plantain chips,
na people like you dey repeat common entrance exams 5 good times,

as you do belle like catapot make madman dey use pursue people fowl so,

hahahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

naso one guy make dem dey call wadewaltz shout,
come o, wetin be all this here na?

Shey be we suppose to dey console Foremaster Flex Obizlove make don lost him phone,

not all this noises and arguments like fully grown fools,

ahhh the thing pain guys dem,
why be say everytime this madman of a guy wadewaltz go surely come here dey talk rubbish like rabbit make get belle?

Ahhhh naso different people stand up won yab the idiot,
i tell una say people make stand up dem reach 15 plus,

oboy like so one guy shout,
abeg make una leave am for baba olowo abeg,

see as everybody turn look me for where i been sidon dey sip milk and bread dey shine teeth,

naso i surprise look everybody,
come o, wetin happen?
This one make all of una dey look me so like people make dey find work so,
wetin happen na?

Naso people shout abeg baba olowo just help us yab this guy wadewaltz abeg,

we really dey beg you abeg baba olowo,

naso i look the wadewaltz,
baba dey shake dey sweat badly,

baba shout abeg baba olowo na beg i dey beg you ooo,
i go still dey beg you abeg no yab me abeg oo,

naso i laugh look the fool,
see come wadewaltz abi wetin be your strange name self,

as you take do face so like eletrician make never see work do for over 3 weeks so,

na people like you dey hang person goat for bush Bleep,
as you carry teeth so like palmwine tapper make no get hope,

i go still talk again say na you be the only strange fool i don ever meet,

as your carry hunch back so like gallon of red oil,
na your type dey go hang on top nepa pole dey shout say before you go come down na till when dem call off strike,

as you resemble arrow make madman no fire well,

you do yansh like burkina faso national antem,

hahahahahhahahhaha
see as people burst laugh dey shout,

abeg baba olowo no kill wadewaltz for us oooo,
abeg remain small for us abeg,

naso i continue,
see come wadewaltz,
i dey sure say e go be you make go thief Foremaster Flex Obizlove phone self,

because as this your eye take dey very sharp so like scorpion make never see food chop for days now,

as you be like person make go write suffer head jamb,
you copy sotey you copy the person name make you dey copy from self join am,

as your thin leg take dry like tootpick so,

you carry waist like teacher make tell dem him student please fill in the brackets,

hahahahahahahahaha
chaiii baba olowo you too bad abeg,

you no dey tire to yab people?
Everyday you dey always dey drop us new rhymes of yabbing make dey sweet,

now you don finish this wadewaltz for us here,

naso i tell people,
even moderators for here dey use style dey find who go help dem insult this fool of a guy make dey very arrogant and stupid,

i tell una say some writers don really stop because of this bitch ass,

you know say you no fit ever try am with me baba olowo,

as far dem this moderators fit leave me one on one with you,

i swear you go ask yourself abeg na me be this?

As you carry bears so like orphanage home,
you do teeth like cashew nut make don spoil,

with your thin belle like holy infant primary and secondary school for my side here so,

hahahahahahahahahhahaha
i tell una say everybody burst laugh,

chaii baba olowo don kill am ooo,

watch out for episode 63
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:17pm On Jan 25
Abeg na just now i dey come back ooo,
chaiii so una like all this my yab stuffs dem?
after dem go say baba olowo no good,

anyways will be droping episode 63 very soon titled ( na thunder go fire wadewaltz for me)

abeg this na revenge of baba olowo against that guy wadewaltz,
then next time if him hear my name baba olowo him go bow down pick race from there dey go house,

peace out,

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:09pm On Jan 28
See come all my niggas dem,
we are back at it again,

abeg its been a long road but we are here now,
its been a while i droped my story baba olowo d long prick episodes here,

anyways will let you guys know when am ready,

i no know why eddie ola just dey send me all this strange messages self,
please share this with 50 people if you love your mother,
50 more years will be added to her life,

hmmm i just won ask you?
Abeg what if say person mama come dey 90 years?
And you know say the highest life span na 120 years person fit live for this world take die,

abeg where you don ever see for this our present generation you see person reach 140 years before?

Since you say 50 more years will be added to her age abi?

you know say na people like you eddie ola dey sweet wella to yab die,
e be like say e don tey i yab you last nahim make you won seduce me to yab you abi?,

e be like say some people dem dey like make baba olowo dey see dem yab ooo,

see come eddie ola,
as you take do face like,

hahahahhhahhahahahaah
i know say all of una go reason,
chaii why baba olowo no complete this yab him won yab eddie ola na?

Abeg i just won tell all my haters dem something first,

See come all my haters dem make do face like old stove so,
old stove make sekpe timothy dem dey use cook food for their house so,
na una type dem dey use take,

hahahhahahahhaahhahaha
i don die ooooo,
chaii i don catch una again,
i still know say una go dey reason now say wetin make this mad baba olowo of a guy no dey gree complete him yabbing dem for here self?

una mind go be,
see come baba olowo,
as you take carry chest like madman report card so,
which one be your own for here na?
Na people like you dey drive all this small pikin their play play keke dey run dey go work,
as you do face so like wheel barrow make don spoil,

hahahahahahahahahhaha
i don die o,
abeg all for the fun baba,

baba olowo is back again

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by Tonyspecial(m): 10:39am On Jan 31
Good update Baba......
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by Tonyspecial(m): 7:57am On Feb 04
Ababa hwfa
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:03am On Feb 10
Tonyspecial:
Ababa hwfa

i dey bro,
its been a while now,

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:07am On Feb 10
Episode 63
(welcome back dude,come and join me drink beer)

ahhh i don die,
so baba olowo don continue this him mad story dem again chaiii?

Oboy like so guys dem just chill dey drink bottles of beer dey high dey talk all bulshits,

naso one guy make dem dey call john arigu shout,

abeg baba olowo now make you won continue to dey update us with this dem your funny stories again,

na me the thing sweet pass,
abeg welcome back dude,come and join me drink beer,

naso sharp sharp i switch table go sidon with john arigu baba,

oboy the next thing make we see na wadewaltz, devilmaycry, iambees,and sekpe timothy rush carry chair join sidon near me for the table,
see as their four dey shine teeth dey laugh,

chaiii today we die here,

ahhhh wetin be this?
my two greatest enemies na them come sidon near me here so,

wadewaltz and devilmaycry,

how manage and how come?

Naso drinks dey fall out,
guys dem dey high,

sekpe timothy don already down 3 bottles,
chaiii this guy na really drunkard,
abeg you no get future?

Oboy things dey flow wella for here,
but the thing be say anytime i down one bottle,

if i say make i just cool down look around collect another one na wadewaltz and devilmaycry their faces i just dey see for here self,

chaiii which kind thing be this one for here self?

Instead make i suppose to dey get joy as i dey high,
oboy na anger nahim full all my body die,

naso i bone face again still dey high dey go,

na when i don high 4 bottles of beer,
oboy i no just know the spirit make push me stand up with vex,

naso i shout,
see come devilmaycry abi na devilmaylive be your useless name self,

as you do face so like person make madman give back hand slap so,

which kind thing be this na?
Why be say anytime i just dey look your face na so so anger just dey full my body self?

as you do teeth so like person make dey sell pepper for bustop,

na your type EFCC dem dey catch carry go atm go withdraw all their life savings for there,

as you carry belle so like blanket make youngzubi dem dey use sleep for house,

hahahahahahhahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
naso Aikoriegie Solomon shout,
chaiii baba olowo so you don start again abi?

Naso i answer am,
see come Aikoriegie Solomon as you do face so like village masquerade make no know road so,

with your long hand like china people their swimming trunk so,

na your type dey go carry your voters card exchange am collect beans and bread chop dey go house go sleep,

as you carry yansh so like drawing board all this high way robbers dem dey use plan go thief,

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

one guy make dem dey call Akanbi Adedipupo laugh sotey baba ask me,

abeg baba olowo i no really hear you well abeg,

abeg you fit help me repeat wetin you just yab this guy Aikoriegie Solomon abeg?

Hahahahahhahhahahahaa
people burst laugh,
chaiii baba olowo don come again,

naso i answer the idiot Akanbi Adedipupo,

see come Akanbi Adedipupo,
as you do face so like wetin dem eat remain so,

na people like you dey help people grind okro for bustop.

As you do teeth so like old novel person go read finish no even understand anything,

as you carry long yansh so like time bomb,

hahhahahahahahahahhaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii baba olowo no go kill us today ooo,

naso people dey laugh dey look wadewaltz for face,

wadewaltz bone face dey sip him beer,

naso some people go look wadewaltz come look me too laugh troway face,

hahahahahahahahhahahaha
dem just want make i yab wadewaltz so make dem laugh die,

naso i vex look the ram wadewaltz,

see come wadewaltz,
as you do face so like electrick kettle make no dey work again so,

na your type dey go help small pikin dem go pick their ball inside swarmp,

as you do belle so like catapot make no dey fire well again,

hahahahhahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
ahhhh i don die o,

naso i still continue,
see come wadewaltz,
na only you be the guy i know say go nepa office dey prize light,
abeg how much for half current? and abeg how much una dey charge also for full current?

As you carry chest so like plate make dem dey use put food for small pikin so,

na people like you dey go stand inside rain dey smoke bad bad,

as you carry long neck so like ostrich make never pay house rent for two years,

hahahahahahahhahahaha
see as people laugh dey scatter chairs make dem use sidon,

hahaahhahahahaha
i don die o,
na yab be this?
Kikikiikkkikikiki

oboy no kind of laugh we no hear for this place make we dey so,

naso iambees laugh shout,
abeg baba olowo,
e don do na?
No kill us abeg ooooo,

naso i answer am,
see come iambees baba,

as you do face so like old stove make no dey gree cook fast again like before so,

na people like you dey go twerk inside oracle their shrine dey shout you cant touch me and you cant see me,

as you do neck so like new generator make no won gree work,

you carry thin leg like person make dey train cows dem,

hahahahahahahahhahaha
i don die ooooooo,

baba olowo is back

watch out for episode 64
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:39am On Feb 10
Abeg for my new niggas dem make just come here so,

this story name is baba olowo d long prick,
incase you dont know na my way of bringing out the fun in this group,

lets have fun and laugh to forget the days hustle and stress,

anyways my next funny episode will be tittled (sekpe timothy na thief)

i need your comments guys

peace out and one love
all for the fun baba

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by Tonyspecial(m): 6:38pm On Feb 10
welcome back baba
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:34pm On Feb 10
Tonyspecial:
welcome back baba

thanks bro,
really appreciate

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:35pm On Feb 10
See come all this chelsea fans dem make do face so like peacock make never chop food for 2 days,

i don die oooooo,
na chelsea be this?

Mancity 6 chelsea 0
abeg na match be this abi na just training dem just do finish?

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
chaiii chelsea fans please take heart oooo,

i dey for ball house now i don laugh tire for here with my guys dem,

i tell una say some people make happy come here dem bone face go house today,

hahahhaahhahahahaha
one of my guy now eye don red oooo chaiii,

see the tragedy of defeat,
abeg this one no be ordinary defeat this one na really heavy defeat,

a whole chelsea up blues,
chaiii wonders shall never end,

anyways my consolation to all chelsea fans dem,
please take heart,

as una dey cry dey mourn for the loss,
people like us dey happy dey catch fun here,

after all me too don get my loosing days also,

abeg to cut this story short,
the loosing too much abeg,

na mancity play westham abi na cardiff city dem win this kind heavy scores?

Na amarture team dem play?
At least dem suppose score one goal na atleast,

Abeg this world don end,
my mind dey tell me say sekpe timothy na chelsea fan him be,

please cry no more,
peace out

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 2:12pm On Feb 11
Episode 64
(sekpe timothy na thief)

hahahahhahahahaha
see as everybody here dey laugh like mad people,

i don die oooo,
wetin be this?

Before we know we see one bros make dem dey call rude king stand up shout say sekpe timothy na thief oooo,

ahhhh people shout,
you say wetin?
How manage na?

Naso rude king continue,

me and sekpe timothy na the same area we been dey live together,

every time for area we go dey hear noise for outside say dem don catch sekpe timothy,
say baba go thief,

why be say sekpe timothy operation no dey ever dey successfull for this him life self?

I tell una say the thing make sekpe timothy sabi thief pass na people pot of soup,

baba go enter people compoud carry person pot of soup with the stove join pick race run,

hahahahahahhahaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii so this idiot na big thief him be?

I tell una say,
everybody now for the area don dey chain their pot of soup with chain and better padlock all because of this sekpe timothy,

hahahhahahahhhahaha
people burst laugh

as rude king still dey talk,
naso sekpe timothy phone ring,
baba pick the call sharp sharp,

wetin we hear for the phone speaker we no believe,

naso the caller shout,
see come sekpe timothy,
as you take do face like one bag of cement make dem smuggle from cotonou so,

you better come return my boxers make you thief comot from my backyard ooo,

if not wetin you go use your eye see i swear you no go believe am idiot,

oboy the caller shout tire for like 5 minutes,

the next thing make we see na sekpe timothy hiss troway face cut the call,

hahahahhahahhahahahaa
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii wetin be this?

Naso the phone ring again,
sekpe timothy no gree pick,
the next thing make we see na the guy send text message,

see come sekpe timothy na thunder go help me fire your yansh for there,
as you wear that my boxers so like kidnapper make never see anybody kidnap since him start kidnapping job for 2 years now so,

inshort na crocodile make just Bleep finish nahim go help me bite that your useless yansh for there idiot,

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i don die oooo,
the guy dey vex ooooo,

naso the guy vex call again,
as i look say sekpe timothy no gree pick naso i help am pick the call because as i dey here so me don high,

oboy the first thing make i hear for the call na,

see come sekpe timothy,
na thunder make just go write exam dey come back nahim go fire your one eye there comot idiot,

shey be you don go thief my boxers i hang for my backyard abi?

Naso i answer the guy,

see come as you take do face so like anointing oil make don spoil,

na person like you dey go thief people pig carry go market go sell,

as you do hunch back so like father christmas make no carry one single gift give small children dem,

na your type dey go people party or wedding with big spoon,
as you hussle for food no need to collect spoon again be that,

hahahahahahahahahahhaa
everybody burst laugh

naso the guy reply,
see come sekpe timothy na kick and start motor nahim go jam you there fool,

you dey very stupid and cowardish,
just pray make i no catch you one on one i swear all your teeths dem go loss,

hahahahahahaaahhahahhahaa
everybody burst laugh,
chaii wetin be this?

Naso i answer the guy,
see come as you take resemble dangote driver make dem never pay salary for 6 months so,

as you dey shout for this phone so like person make dey play lotto for people,

na your type dey sell newspaper for bustop like person make dey go dig grave for people make don die,

as you do face so like bitter kola madman chop remain,

hahahahahhahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
i don die o,

oboy the next thing make we hear for the phone na,

one woman make dem dey call mama ngozi shout,

see come sekpe timothy,
you better come return my handkerchief make you thief oooo,
or else na thunder go fire you there,

ahhhh the thing confuse me,
naso i answer the woman,

see come this woman,
as you take do face so like person morning wood so,

na people like you dey go stand for road dey beg passers by please help the poor abeg,

as you resemble antelop make go nationalize for togo so,

hahahahahahahahahahahah
see as people burst laugh,
chaiii i don die ooooo,

as people dey laugh,
naso rude king shout,

see come sekpe timothy i swear one day your cup go soon full and na that dey nahim you go die,

naso i answer rude king,
see come as you take do neck like prison window make don spoil so,

as you carry chest so like small pikin pant,

na your type dey help nepa people dey carry ladder dem go cut people light,

as you do face so like person babe make just enter sweet sixteen,

hahhahhhahahahha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii baba olowo you too bad abeg,

come o baba olowo, wetin make you dey support sekpe timothy self?

Oboy we no believe one guy stand up yab sekpe timothy,

see come you this great thief of our time,
as you do yansh so like all this village masquerade make don high dey pursue only old women dem,

hahahahahahahhahaha

Watch out for episode 65
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:55am On Feb 12
Episode 65 of baba olowo
(THE GHOST)

hahahahahahahahhaa
i don die oooo,
so una mean say sekpe timothy na big thief him be?

Hahahahahahahahhahaa
see as everybody for rumours hotel here for festac town dey laugh,

chaiii wonders shall never end oooo,

oboy we no believe one guy stand up shout,

see come sekpe timothy,
as you do head so like rejected mad he-goat,

na people like you dem dey use exchange collect one kiss from ashawo dem for olden days so,

as you do eye so like blind fowl make go find work,

hahahahahahhahahahhahaha
everybody burst laugh,

chaiiii wetin be this?
Sekpe timothy don suffer,

oboy i tell una say people laugh sotey some start to dey vomit,

hahahahahahahahhahaha
stanley okafor baba olowo story episodes don make us mad o,

as everybody just dey laugh dey catch fun for here,

the next thing make people see we no believe,

oboy na one guy just climb ontop stage start to dey sing one strange song oooo,

i don die wetin be this?
Naso the guy dey sing,

akunamatata,
dance for the rest of your days,
please dont worry, for loving things akunamatata

naso one guy make get long mouth so like chewing stick shout,

see come who be that idiot make climb ontop stage so dey sing this useless song akunamatata,

see come if life no won better for you there you better comot from that stage before i use bottle stone all your teeths there comot for you,

hahahahhahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii which kind strange music be this one self?

Naso my guy half kilo shout,
see come you this ghost singer make no get name so,

na thunder go help us fire you and that your akunamatata there fool,

as you do belle so like old bendel road,

na your type dey go plan thief person dog carry go sell,

hahahahahahahahahahhaha
everybody burst laugh,

chaiii i don die ooo,

naso we surprise the guy make dey ontop stage change the song start to dey sing,

a coat of many colours my mama made for me,
she saw me when i was dieing,
and she gave me a helping hand,
a coat of many colours my mama made for me,

hahhahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii abeg which one be a coat of many colours my mama made for me?

Hahahahahahahaha
see as people dey fall for ground still dey laugh join,

naso one guy make dem dey call eddie ola make do mouth so like small pikin poo come shout,

see come you this ghost singer,
as you do face so like mallam make hungry won kill so,

na your type dey go thief people coat go exchange am collect one stick of cigar smoke,

as you carry neck so like bulldozer make no dey fit carry load,

hahahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
i don die ooooo,
wetin be this?

Naso one guy make dem dey call iambees stand up shout,

abeg na england we dey abi na nigeria?
Which one be a coat of many colours my mama made for me?

abeg i won know where dem dey sell this a coat of many colours so make i fit see am buy abeg?

Because since when i dey this place,
i don dey look the kind coat sekpe timothy even wear come here self,

i no know wether na madman dash am the coat abi na the one him go thief from their headmaster so?

As the coat even resemble wetin kidnappers dem dey use sleep for night,

hahahahahahahahahahahaa
we no believe person stand up shout,
i don die ooooooooo,
laugh won tear my pant ooooo,

hahahahahahahahahhaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii baba olowo you too much abeg,

abeg make everybody here laugh out the days stress abeg,

oboy we no believe the ghost singer shout,

see come all of una make dey here make do face so like unbrella make don spoil,

na people like una dey go tap una neighbour light from their small generator,

as all of una do yansh so like panadol extra make don expire so,

hahahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,
come o na this mad ghost singer nahim dey yab us so?

Hahahahahahaha
we no believe say we dey even laugh ourselfs for here,

naso the ghost singer continue,
as all of una do face so like person backyard fence make don fall so,

na motor make dey always fail break nahim go jam una there,

as all of una do teeth so like parashoot make don tear,

hahahahahahahahahahhaa
everybody burst laugh again,
i don die ooooo,

why this ghost singer dey yab us and we still dey laugh ourselfs like fools for here?

I don die
wetin be this?

Naso i stand up look the ghost singer,

everybody burst laugh,
hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
i don die ooooo,

people shout,
baba olowo now don stand up for you,
your own now don finish,

i tell una say i still stand dey look the ghost singer,

one bros stand up shout,
abeg baba olowo,
never start to dey yab this guy now abeg,

just give us some few minutes so make we laugh in advance the yabbing make you won yab this guy now abeg,

hahahahahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

chaiii wetin be this?
Here be like where dem dey train mad people?

I tell una say everybody still dey laugh dey scatter everywhere here for like 30 more minutes,

hahahahahaahahaha
baba olowo we just know say your own no dey end!

watch out for episode 66
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 4:31pm On Feb 12
All my niggas dem,
i go tell una say me stanley okafor i am not the best,

but niggas dem dey say i too much,
abeg all thanks to God oooo,

some people go dey wonder how this nigga take dey fit compose things like this?

Una know say i dey always drop funny episodes here for una back to back,

some dey call me the most funniest guy on facebook,

abeg make pride no go enter my head ooo,

any suggestions of the tittle i go name my next episode 66,

na from the title name i dey use get inspirations to know wetin i go use compose follow the full episode,

please laugh responsibly,
no go ever try read this my story for midnight ooo,

abeg because of security reasons,
make your father no go run fly window run comot thinking say na thiefs dem fall in,

hahahhahahahaahha
i don die ooooo

dont try this at home,

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo The Long Prick (a Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:00pm On Feb 13
Abeg all my niggas dem,
i no really get chance now to compose my next episode of baba olowo episode 66 titled (dont try this at home)

anyways but i go try update una anytime am free or maybe 2moro,
abeg keep the hope alive,

i know say some of una go even think say na my episode 66 be this so make dem come read am laugh small,

please bear with me baba olowo,
its been a long road but we are here now,

one love peace out

baba olowo

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