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Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by micolaj: 3:11pm On Aug 21, 2018
I guess this write up is directed to his loyalists, definitely not for reasonable fellows, because the claim is a complete gibberish.

One might argue that he has a freedom of speech, but abusing that privilege to vehicle unfounded statements is socially wrong.

May the acclaimed Matchmaker be matched with sense.undecided

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Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by TripleA9: 3:20pm On Aug 21, 2018
Just look at you

Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 3:21pm On Aug 21, 2018
cheesy

Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by ocelot2006(m): 3:26pm On Aug 21, 2018
Absolute CRAP.

As a boyfriend I was faithful to just one lady because I pretty much had a tunnel vision when it came to her. She was all I wanted. Besides, I'm a man, NOT a randy he-goat.

As a husband I'm faithful to my wife. What the hell will any other woman offer me that I don't get from my wife? She's beautiful, smart, humble, prayerful, downright sexy (I mean coca cola shape, tight ikebe, badt girl). She ain't perfect, but she's my perfect woman. So what will other ladies offer me? Sure I get to admire some of our ladies once in a while, but when I think of what I have I laugh over it. Besides, keeping side chicks is simply stress.....I DONT LIKE STRESS.

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Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by NarnieSnyper(m): 3:36pm On Aug 21, 2018
I don't really get it though. I am the kinda guy that doesn't like chasing women, let's say I am the faithful kind (though I do check out other girls' boobs and behind and wonder what it'd be like bedding them) but not when we are together (though she's caught me twice, staring at another girl's fine tits, then she hit me back to reality).
The Guy may be right but you should also know not all men have that time to chase women; I feel it's just a waste of money and time.....well if your girl isn't hot or pretty.....I guess you should chase other women.

Truth is, my woman's got 85% of what I need in a woman/wife, so most times I feel too lazy/relaxed looking outside #shrugs

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Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by King44(m): 3:58pm On Aug 21, 2018
chukzyfcbb:

Bullsh.it.....
I can't believe this gay of all pple has the guts to quote me
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by grandstar(m): 3:58pm On Aug 21, 2018
xxxtedyxxx:
So a man who takes proper care of his physical appearance is gay?


mumu post

Gay men are physically meterosexual.

They want to have the 6 pack and so on.

A gym is a gay church. You will meet gay men there
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by grandstar(m): 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2018
chukzyfcbb:

Bullsh.it.....

King44 is 90% right
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by powellsmart(m): 4:34pm On Aug 21, 2018
But shei this guy will later tell his people he has sense, anyhow, one will do anything to trend.
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by King44(m): 5:10pm On Aug 21, 2018
grandstar:


King44 is 90% right
the dullard won't keep quiet and learn
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 5:16pm On Aug 21, 2018
Gucciblog:
''IF Your Boyfriend Is Too Faithful & Doesn't Have Side Chics, He's Gay

Nigerian matchmaker, Good Ereseh, shared a list on his IG page this morning, detailing signs that point to the fact that a lady's boyfirned is secretly gay. See the list and tell us what you make of it.

1. He constantly stares at guys than women
2. He could be gay if he criticizes gay people too much
3. He could be gay if he appears to be too damn faithful
4. He could be swinging if you have no issues with him concerning other women
6. He keeps more male friends on social media than women
7. That brother could be holding blowing pipes, when he tries to avoid sex with you.
8. He could be seeing guys when he doesn’t disturb you to have sex with him and on the other hand you thanking God that you have met a man that isn’t after sex.
9. When he suggests you both invite a guy to bed so the both of them can satisfy you, sister run because he’s bringing his friend in to caption your brain thinking he is so understanding.
10. When he cares too much about how he looks like female friends you have. There is something about it when he starts to care about his physical appearance.
11. He wants to feel how you feel during penetration, he wants you to insert your finger down there.
12. I repeat this, if he doesn’t check other women out he is completely gay. Don’t argue, he is not being faithful to you he just doesn’t find the need to feel attracted to women. Instead he talks about men more.
13. If he praises a particular male friend of his than you the one that claims to hold his heart, trust me that guy could be his gay partner.
14. He is classically touchy with other men, he enjoys hugs, holding hands and even loves the male bathroom hehehehehehe
15. He enjoys other’s sexuality, it’s an interesting topic for him, trust me nicca is gay.


https://zenithnaija.com/if-your-boyfriend-is-too-faithful-doesnt-have-side-chics-he-is-gay-nigerian-man-tells-ladies/


useless post.

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Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by OlivetBen(m): 5:21pm On Aug 21, 2018
can't you do something better if you are seeking for attention rather than this stupid and rubbish concoction.

that's how people like you go about rubbishing good deeds. if you are flirtatious and unfaithful, why won't you leave people who are faithful to be?

once again, I say rubbish.

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Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by lalanice(f): 5:23pm On Aug 21, 2018
Lies will not kill you o, you better say amen.

See him looking gay
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 7:03pm On Aug 21, 2018
Takes one to know one. Uncle, u are gay too
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by RealityShot: 7:19pm On Aug 21, 2018
Gucciblog:
''IF Your Boyfriend Is Too Faithful & Doesn't Have Side Chics, He's Gay

Nigerian matchmaker, Good Ereseh, shared a list on his IG page this morning, detailing signs that point to the fact that a lady's boyfirned is secretly gay. See the list and tell us what you make of it.

1. He constantly stares at guys than women
2. He could be gay if he criticizes gay people too much
3. He could be gay if he appears to be too damn faithful
4. He could be swinging if you have no issues with him concerning other women
6. He keeps more male friends on social media than women
7. That brother could be holding blowing pipes, when he tries to avoid sex with you.
8. He could be seeing guys when he doesn’t disturb you to have sex with him and on the other hand you thanking God that you have met a man that isn’t after sex.
9. When he suggests you both invite a guy to bed so the both of them can satisfy you, sister run because he’s bringing his friend in to caption your brain thinking he is so understanding.
10. When he cares too much about how he looks like female friends you have. There is something about it when he starts to care about his physical appearance.
11. He wants to feel how you feel during penetration, he wants you to insert your finger down there.
12. I repeat this, if he doesn’t check other women out he is completely gay. Don’t argue, he is not being faithful to you he just doesn’t find the need to feel attracted to women. Instead he talks about men more.
13. If he praises a particular male friend of his than you the one that claims to hold his heart, trust me that guy could be his gay partner.
14. He is classically touchy with other men, he enjoys hugs, holding hands and even loves the male bathroom hehehehehehe
15. He enjoys other’s sexuality, it’s an interesting topic for him, trust me nicca is gay.


https://zenithnaija.com/if-your-boyfriend-is-too-faithful-doesnt-have-side-chics-he-is-gay-nigerian-man-tells-ladies/

your kolo get cancer!

Can't even read past no. 6
Are you OK?
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by freakyamanda(f): 7:23pm On Aug 21, 2018
HypocriticalMod:


Trust me, you completely described me from a-z. I do every single of that buh i ain't gay and I'm sure! angry

11. He wants to feel how you feel during penetration, he wants you to insert your finger down there.

You do this one too? grin grin grin

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Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 7:32pm On Aug 21, 2018
I agree with number 1,14 and 15.the rest are off key.
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by HypocriticalMod: 7:34pm On Aug 21, 2018
freakyamanda:


11. He wants to feel how you feel during penetration, he wants you to insert your finger down there.

You do this one too? grin grin grin
Yup
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 7:41pm On Aug 21, 2018
xxxtedyxxx:
So a man who takes proper care of his physical appearance is gay?


mumu post
some girls go take this post to heartcheesy.dem go start to dey accuse their guys wey dey groom themselves of being gaycheesy.
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by meobizy(f): 8:10pm On Aug 21, 2018
This is why I find it hard to believe Nigerians are scared of talking to the press. If people are always willing to show their stupidity on social media then the situation should remain the same in real life.
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 8:32pm On Aug 21, 2018
King44:
Fortunately he is right so damn right to add to the list if a man tells you he has many male friends and he doesn't have a female friends except his wife, sister the leuwd is your strenght... I had a similar experience as a guy,I and a friend of mine met a man in my secondary school days who has a daughter he said he loves his wife so much and he doesn't cheat and he even showed me and my friend a picture of all the male friends he has and told and he told us how they turned up for his wedding as bridegroom's men and all that and would like to have us as friends... to cut the long story short after few days he kissed my friend and me in his sitting room on same couch while I thought o its normal thing cos I have not experienced such in my life though i felt irritated that moment same night while my friend slept in his sitting room and I was off to our room the asshole harassed my friend, dat frnd of mine told me what happened in the middle of the night... I was so surprised and so lost cos he was so friendly and nice.... before we left that area I can assure you that except his wife and his female child there is no other woman around him
It was u, not ur friend. Stop lying
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2018
grandstar:


Gay men are physically meterosexual.

They want to have the 6 pack and so on.

A gym is a gay church. You will meet gay men there
I swear with my life, u take dccccks in the ass. Stop d denial
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Uchenduin: 8:51pm On Aug 21, 2018
Am a guy nd i hate the word gay, i dont even like hearing it....but since my childhood, i hv sexual preference with follow guys...i dont feel satisfy with ladies, nd i hv tried my best but is not working..am now 32 now nd i cnt even hv a gf because of no feeling....nd av been hiding under the shadow of picking ladies and dropping immediately because i dont like pple to know my true statues nd start calling me a gay...i does everything the OP said nd am already tired of my life since our society dont permit to make ur sexual choice,am really thinking of a possible way to escape marriage but the whole thing is very difficult now

pls i need help nd advice....thanks
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by saxj(m): 9:18pm On Aug 21, 2018
danvon:
Gays dey vex their secret is out cheesy


Modified:

Nairalanders don't read topics they quickly skim through and type rubbish to make frontpage I'm sure some of them above and below didn't see the 'coulds' and 'too muchs' in the post
..
Ogbeni count how sentences wer assumed nd hw many were stated bfr u run trashh.
Whoever taught u English as G.S or Subject must b an APC member.
U can buy English course on Udemy..4 d records, i can b ur English Teacher with weekly budgets
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by JesuEruOluwa: 9:32pm On Aug 21, 2018
Uchenduin:
Am a guy nd i hate the word gay, i dont even like hearing it....but since my childhood, i hv sexual preference with follow guys...i dont feel satisfy with ladies, nd i hv tried my best but is not working..am now 32 now nd i cnt even hv a gf because of no feeling....nd av been hiding under the shadow of picking ladies and dropping immediately because i dont like pple to know my true statues nd start calling me a gay...i does everything the OP said nd am already tired of my life since our society dont permit to make ur sexual choice,am really thinking of a possible way to escape marriage but the whole thing is very difficult now

pls i need help nd advice....thanks

Well I don't feel much for you

I remember you criticised chidinma cucumber gal
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by grandstar(m): 10:37pm On Aug 21, 2018
stemmez:

I swear with my life, u take dccccks in the ass. Stop d denial

Your statement shows your ignorance.

Learn to detach your emotions when replying questions or yearning to gain accurate knowledge of something.

Being ignorant about homosexuality is akin to being ignorant about paedophilia. Your husband might be gay and you may not know. Would you like that?

That is why I strove to learn more about homosexuality. Homosexuality is wrong and so is homophobia (Matthew 7:12). As long as it's not your butt, leave judgment with Jehovah
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by King44(m): 10:40pm On Aug 21, 2018
stemmez:

It was u, not ur friend. Stop lying
wasn't lying
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 21, 2018
grandstar:


Your statement shows your ignorance.

Learn to detach your emotions when replying questions or yearning to gain accurate knowledge of something.

Being ignorant about homosexuality is akin to being ignorant about paedophilia. Your husband might be gay and you may not know. Would you like that?

That is why I strove to learn more about homosexuality. Homosexuality is wrong and so is homophobia (Matthew 7:12). As long as it's not your butt, leave judgment with Jehovah
Uncle, u are gay. Accept ursef.. And we love u that way. Aint hphobic.
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by grandstar(m): 11:28pm On Aug 21, 2018
stemmez:

Uncle, u are gay. Accept ursef.. And we love u that way. Aint hphobic.

I'm not gay. When I used to watch porn, I loved watching lesbian porn .
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by JoseRaji(m): 8:17am On Aug 22, 2018
Gucciblog:
''IF Your Boyfriend Is Too Faithful & Doesn't Have Side Chics, He's Gay

Nigerian matchmaker, Good Ereseh, shared a list on his IG page this morning, detailing signs that point to the fact that a lady's boyfirned is secretly gay. See the list and tell us what you make of it.

1. He constantly stares at guys than women
2. He could be gay if he criticizes gay people too much
3. He could be gay if he appears to be too damn faithful
4. He could be swinging if you have no issues with him concerning other women
6. He keeps more male friends on social media than women
7. That brother could be holding blowing pipes, when he tries to avoid sex with you.
8. He could be seeing guys when he doesn’t disturb you to have sex with him and on the other hand you thanking God that you have met a man that isn’t after sex.
9. When he suggests you both invite a guy to bed so the both of them can satisfy you, sister run because he’s bringing his friend in to caption your brain thinking he is so understanding.
10. When he cares too much about how he looks like female friends you have. There is something about it when he starts to care about his physical appearance.
11. He wants to feel how you feel during penetration, he wants you to insert your finger down there.
12. I repeat this, if he doesn’t check other women out he is completely gay. Don’t argue, he is not being faithful to you he just doesn’t find the need to feel attracted to women. Instead he talks about men more.
13. If he praises a particular male friend of his than you the one that claims to hold his heart, trust me that guy could be his gay partner.
14. He is classically touchy with other men, he enjoys hugs, holding hands and even loves the male bathroom hehehehehehe
15. He enjoys other’s sexuality, it’s an interesting topic for him, trust me nicca is gay.


https://zenithnaija.com/if-your-boyfriend-is-too-faithful-doesnt-have-side-chics-he-is-gay-nigerian-man-tells-ladies/


Please outline for me where he talked about having side chicks.
Rubbish misleading topic.
Re: Good Ere On How To Know A Gay: ''IF Your Boyfriend Doesn't Have Side Chick... " by Mryacks: 7:58pm On Aug 22, 2018
Ihatelove:
Rubbish!!! The man that took his time to assess all this is gay

Very rubbish!

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