NLer's

I met this guy several months ago in a friends party, we exchanged contacts and have been communicating, he asked me many times to be his babe but i was just taking my time, after some months i decided to give him a try. last weekend was i first nite together, I went from mouth to chest and then to his 3rd leg (d1ck) only for me to discover what is smaller than my last finger and it could not stand erect. Gosh!!! the most irritating part is that when i tried touching it, boomm!!! he cum with lots of vibrations. the motherf.uc.ker could not look me in the eyes. I was not myslf for sometime because of the shock, he said he is in love with me and will want me to be his wife. I left without saying a word about that. Since then he calls me every 10mins and oh my God!!!

PLS how do i handle this? Somebody HELP!!!

WHY DID U CALL HIM "MOTHERF.UC.KER" ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA       LWKM!!!!


good for you sha,  when boys like me come toast you, na formings all the way,  LOL

hehehehehe,  i really cant stop laughing!!!!

please explain the vegetable bit to me which veggie would that be, cause i'm sure most will be outraged (e.g. carrot, cucumber, brinjal), rotflmao,

Could you hook me up with ths man?I need to see this live!!!

I am thinking those really tiny carrots, just a few days after sprouting, nice and soft!    

Funny how vegetables declare their undying love when they know very well they LACK something, somewhere!      

Ewo! U wont kill me with your analogy!

Rotflmffao!!!

For the first time, today . . . .I'm lost for words.

SA Goddess:

I am thinking those really tiny carrots, just a few days after sprouting, nice and soft!    

Funny how vegetables declare their undying love when they know very well they LACK something, somewhere!      

Lmao!!!
I swear, NL men, if You know You're vegetables, do sum'n' abourrit eh. Babez deh vex.

I say vegetable men must first wait to see if the woman will love them together with their vegetables, I think this one is trying to put OP on a serious guilt trip so she ends up feeling sorry for him and just going along with the little carrot! And the carrot can't be "blown" I am sure, where would one begin!

Lmao!!!
Una don kill me!!!
Op says the problem isn't only his small carrot but the fact that it's Lifeless and can't bite.


Chei . . . .I don't know whom to pity. . . . .Love.Bug or the man or the carrot itself? 

It is the carrot I feel for seeing that all is normal with the owner. I am curious to know the age of the carrot carrier, at least he should be able to get it up if he is a young man maybe he gets anxious exposing himself like that, shame man!

SA Goddess:

It is the carrot I feel for seeing that all is normal with the owner. I am curious to know the age of the carrot carrier, at least he should be able to get it up if he is a young man maybe he gets anxious exposing himself like that, shame man!

about 37/38 years.

Where is Ebonyeyes sef. . .i wanna see her bash 9ja men in her usual way. . .

@OP Ummm who told u 2 go there?ahaha

LOVE.4BUG:

about 37/38 years.

Shame man, only if viagra was used to enlarge the carrot too, life would be simple!

LOVE.4BUG:

NLer's

I met this guy several months ago in a friends party, we exchanged contacts and have been communicating, he asked me many times to be his babe but i was just taking my time, after some months i decided to give him a try. last weekend was i first nite together, I went from mouth to chest and then to his 3rd leg (d1ck) only for me to discover what is smaller than my last finger and it could not stand erect. Gosh!!! the most irritating part is that when i tried touching it, boomm!!! he come with lots of vibrations. the motherf.uc.ker could not look me in the eyes. I was not myslf for sometime because of the shock, he said he is in love with me and will want me to be his wife. I left without saying a word about that. Since then he calls me every 10mins and oh my God!!!

PLS how do i handle this? Somebody HELP!!!

Do You like him enough to help him seek help? If Yes, ask him to see a doctor. Many things could have cause his premature ejac[i]u[/i]lation - Too much mastu[i]r[/i]bation, overexcitment. etc
If No . . . .Use the door.


How important is sex in Your relationships? Very important? Assist him in seeking help [if You like him enough to] or get the next man with a better carrot and skill.

Not important? Stick with him and enjoy the fact that ''he's in Love you''.

E pain me o . . . . No be You this thing 4 happen to, sha.

Missy B:

Do You like him enough to help him seek help? If Yes, ask him to see a doctor. Many things could have cause his premature ejac[i]u[/i]lation - Too much mastu[i]r[/i]bation, overexcitment. etc
If No . . . .Use the door.


How important is sex in Your relationships? Very important? Assist him in seeking help [if You like him enough to] or get the next man with a better carrot and skill.

Not important? Stick with him and enjoy the fact that ''he's in Love you''.

E pain me o . . . . No be You this thing 4 happen to, sha.

Very important!!! infact, I love ehm BIG, Strong and active.

[size=13pt]This is why I insist that a woman must test  the A*buna, can you imagine getting married all holy and abstaining only to find out say Mr Husband no be Man.[/size]

Big and strong    leave the garden man alone then    

LOVE.4BUG:

Very important!!! infact, I love ehm BIG, Strong and active.

Rotfl!!!
Werrin You go do na? Wouldn't You choose Love over a D[i]i[/i]ck?        
Shebi NLanders say ''Love covers everything'' . . . . .   Cover fire!!!

Missy B:

Rotfl!!!
Werrin You go do na? Wouldn't You choose Love over a D[i]i[/i]ck?
Shebi NLanders say ''Love covers everything'' . . . . . Cover fire!!!

SORRY!!! not in my bible

Odunnu:

Could you hook me up with ths man?I need to see this live!!!

it seems you like it tiny? but sorry cos i dnt want him embarrassed.

I Love this babe Jare.

Missy B:

I Love this babe Jare.

I love you joo

It's funny but real because that is wot i've been telling ladies. Ladies don't understand that not all guyz can impregnate a woman. So ladies need to see the goods they are negotiating before they pay. Imagine if they have met in the church or mosque and they have to wait for their wedding day for sex.

a beg where all the "no sex before marriage" ppl,

make una come see beef, !!!!!!




i'm still laughing!!

Here I was thinking you got suckered into dating a vegetable seller; the situation is actually much worse. Small and quick to cum? Just an epic tragedy.

LOVE.4BUG:

about 37/38 years.

You kan kip him,I never want dead body on top him wahala.
But seriously,i feel 4dat man,can he be cured at ths age or will he die like dat?

maybe he was nervous or something. give him another chance. if the same thing happens! U know wat they say about the same dog bitting u twice.

Travelista:

Here I was thinking you got suckered into dating a vegetable seller; the situation is actually much worse. Small and quick to come? Just an epic tragedy.

hi

una too like big dick!

Pls how do i tell him off? that's my priority now cos i dnt want him to feel embarrassed.

^^Tell him u don't want him . .u nor be kid na.

Area_boy:

maybe he was nervous or something. give him another chance. if the same thing happens! U know wat they say about the same dog bitting u twice.
hi

Hi!

LOVE.4BUG:

Pls how do i tell him off? that's my priority now cos i dnt want him to feel embarrassed.

He didn't get that something was wrong when you bolted after his short performance? You're very sweet not to want him to feel embarrassed; I don't know why but this situation reminds me of that TLC song 'Girl Talk'. Ummm, so is it out of the question to give him another chance? Maybe his tongue makes up for his baby carrot.

One sided, you poster make fun and wise cracks about men.  Is it ok to defame women?  

Okay.  Truth be told, I met a women that smells like the fish market?  She was in bed all covered up, pulled back the sheets, Blam!!! the smell hit me like a truck on a highway.  My nostrils burned, my eyes teared up.  My cucumber shrivled, like a kosher pickle.  Why!!!   I loved this women, spent weeks courting her.  She was the ONE!!!!  Dreams of family, and endless nights of love. All faded aways.

Life is a biotch!!!