The following clothing items and accessories are unacceptable attire at any time:


 sundresses without a jacket
 sweatshirts and/or sweat pants
 jeans and denim clothing (except for specifically proclaimed Casual Days)
 capri pants, unless part of a business suit
 tops with bare midriff or bare backs
 athletic wear, work-out clothing
 T-shirts with inappropriate printing or graphics
 flip-flops
 thong shoes
 shorts, including Bermuda shorts
 halter tops
 tank tops or other spaghetti-strap shirts
 hats, baseball caps, kerchiefs, or stocking caps
 anything that reveals too much cleavage or is excessively tight
 clothing and/or accessories that are extreme or may be distracting from productive work are not appropriate

pls u did not state d nature or d kind/ type of job u ar doing.

Ekamas:

pls u did not state d nature or d kind/ type of job u ar doing.

What does it matter ?
They said excessive cleavage
what is excessive cleavage?
Who defines how much cleavage is excessive?
As far as I'm concerned,this is korokoro discrimination on the endowed females

Ohsisi, they didn't ban cleavage now

they banned anything that reveals too much cleavage

Some women do not understand how to dress professionally hence employers have to take this step. Leave the sexy and provocative to after work hours.

JeSoul:

Ohsisi, they didn't ban cleavage now

they banned anything that reveals too much cleavage

Some women do not understand how to dress professionally hence employers have to take this step. Leave the sexy and provocative to after work hours.

You know I agree with you.
I agree with the step the job has taken.
Some secretaries and other junior workers in these places have taken provocative to another level and those rules were welcome by many of us.

tank tops or other spaghetti-strap shirts

I don't agree with this one however[b] if[/b] one has to put a labcoat over it.
This place can be brutally hot in the summer.

^^ oh okay, thot you didn't like the rule .

I saw this story on the news few weeks ago.

Debrahlee Lorenzana sues Citigroup, claims bank fired her for being too sexy
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/06/03/2010-06-03_curvaceous_beauty_fired_by_banking_giant_files_suit_claiming____citigroup_just_c.html

See the slideshow here of her "work clothes": http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/was_debrahlee_lorenzana_too_sexy_to_work_at_citibank/was_debrahlee_lorenzana_too_sexy_to_work_at_citibank.html

some women self, they just love attention at any cost.

0hsisi:

I don't agree with this one however[b] if[/b] one has to put a labcoat over it.
This place can be brutally hot in the summer.

If the weather is hot, some women simply carry an extra sweater and put it on at work. The air-conditioned buildings are always still cold anyways.

It is good. Now men can go to work without "twin bulging frontal" threats from their female colleagues. Thank God!

PS; has anyone noticed what women are using to threaten the peace in the Western World these days? They call it leggings. . .
I am begging all women, make una sorry for we na!



[img]http://fashionablepeople.files./2009/07/paris-leggings.jpg?w=420&h=608[/img]

This is a tactics by women to get men out of jobs.

How can a guy work effectively when he sees popping boobs in front of him every minute.

This has given a rise to stammering and loss of memory during oral presentation.
"Pocketing" which is viewed as unprofessional during meetings,
At times bending double to cover the bulge or even going to the bathroom to re-arrange JT.

This has lowered the guys productivity seriously. I wont even go to the traffic issue this has caused.

Women, Have mercy on us.

^
My broda, let us beg dem o!

dayokanu:

This is a tactics by women to get men out of jobs.

How can a guy work effectively when he sees popping bosoms in front of him every minute.

This has given a rise to stammering and loss of memory during oral presentation.
"Pocketing" which is viewed as unprofessional during meetings,
At times bending double to cover the bulge or even going to the bathroom to re-arrange JT.

This has lowered the guys productivity seriously. I wont even go to the traffic issue this has caused.

Women, Have mercy on us.

Thanks for revealing all of una tactics at concealing the bulges

I was wondering today whether I'm a perv or to blame the woman when I managed to sustain a full erection in my lunch break with a female colleague. Her clothing wasn't helping matters. Thank God for dress down Friday which meant I was wearing jeans, would have had a lot of explaining to do.

One day, I might have to strap my abunna to my thighs with duct tape to conceal a raging trouser snake.

Ohsisi, better go and find a female Hausa friend. You guys can start sharing attires now.

4 Play:

I was wondering today whether I'm a perv or to blame the woman when I managed to sustain a full erection in my lunch break with a female colleague. Her clothing wasn't helping matters. Thank God for dress down Friday which meant I was wearing jeans, would have had a lot of explaining to do.  

One day, I[b] might have to strap my abunna to my thighs with duct tape to conceal a raging trouser snake. [/b]

Even 4play
a Spirit filled broda is standing at attention in the workplace.
Biko strap on jor
before you scare your female co workers

FL Gators:

Ohsisi, better go and find a female Hausa friend. You guys can start sharing attires now.

The rules were made for people like you that insist on using your Double D's to mesmerize innocent male co-workers on the job

dayokanu:

This is a tactics by women to get men out of jobs.

How can a guy work effectively when he sees popping bosoms in front of him every minute.

This has given a rise to stammering and loss of memory during oral presentation.
"Pocketing" which is viewed as unprofessional during meetings,
At times bending double to cover the bulge or even going to the bathroom to re-arrange JT.

This has lowered the guys productivity seriously. I wont even go to the traffic issue this has caused.

Women, Have mercy on us.

Are you guys just exaggerating?

stillwater:

Are you guys just exaggerating?

The same thing I want to know
I read another male poster on another thread say how he had to use ice water on his "abunna" to calm it down because the thing refused to go down.
I was like OMG
It's that bad?
these men need to tell us more

stillwater:

Are you guys just exaggerating?

We are dead serious. You people want to kill us.

And the problem is getting worse! Maybe just pack to South Africa to immunise ourselves, because babes there simply let out the beautiful pointies in public, if all they want is a little fresh air.
. . . A month or two there should harden a male.

0hsisi:

The same thing I want to know
I read another male poster on another thread say how he had to use ice water on his "abunna" to calm it down because the thing refused to go down.
I was like OMG
It's that bad?
these men need to tell us more

Lol, I'm asking because I don't get what the uproar is all about. These days you see boobs, legs, midriffs everyday, why can't they get over it?

The Debra lee's pictures don't look that sexy to me. She's just a good dresser. I can wear that to work. She must have worn something outrageous one day to infuriate her boss.

Beaf:

We are dead serious. You people want to kill us.

And the problem is getting worse! Maybe just pack to South Africa to immunise ourselves, because babes there simply let out the beautiful pointies in public, if all they want is a little fresh air.
. . . A month or two there should harden a male.

It's funny you're complaining like this. I thought you would like it.

Are you guys just exaggerating?

Egsaji wetin? Try be a man for a day in those office with female colleagues wearing those ridiculous cleavage revealing thing, Dont you notice men tend to sit down more and the ones that walk around put their hands in their pocket or your otherwise elquent colleague just goes blank while giving a speech.

Lol, I'm asking because I don't get what the uproar is all about. These days you see bosoms, legs, midriffs everyday, why can't they get over it?

Why do you think strip clubs are always filled every day despite that we see legs, bosoms, and midriff. Like dat one in your profile wey no dey gree me rest all day
I saw a man over 50 on wheelchair sticking $1 bills by the side of the stage even went for a lap dance inside at Delilahs den in NJ

The same thing I want to know
I read another male poster on another thread say how he had to use ice water on his "abunna" to calm it down because the thing refused to go down.
I was like OMG
It's that bad?    
these men need to tell us more

What do you expect? We have testosterone in our system

I saw a man over 50 on wheelchair sticking $1 bills by the side of the stage even went for a lap dance inside at Delilahs den in NJ

Why shouldnt he? He's not paralyzed down there.

I am sure FL Gators can diagnose paralysis of "down there" even over the internet. Some people are specialists in that thing

dayokanu:

I am sure FL Gators can diagnose paralysis of "down there" even over the internet. Some people are specialists in that thing

Anywaz. . . . I've never heard about a paralyzed man who couldnt get it up

dayokanu:

Egsaji wetin? Try be a man for a day in those office with female colleagues wearing those ridiculous cleavage revealing thing, Dont you notice men tend to sit down more and the ones that walk around put their hands in their pocket or your otherwise elquent colleague just goes blank while giving a speech.

Cleavage or no cleavage one thing I know is, even if you are covered up, there would still be some guy having erections over a fully dressed lady.

Why do you think strip clubs are always filled every day despite that we see legs, bosoms, and midriff. Like dat one in your profile wey no dey gree me rest all day
I saw a man over 50 on wheelchair sticking $1 bills by the side of the stage even went for a lap dance inside at Delilahs den in NJ

The issue stems from you guys. If there isn't demand for it, supply would not be available. Control your lust, biko.

And God knows I'm dutifully covered. Abi make I nor pose again?

FL Gators:

Anywaz. . . . I've never heard about a paralyzed man who couldnt get it up

Morenike don spoil
how do you know these facts?
you don begin check out paraplegic men in the trauma unit ?

FL Gators:

Why shouldnt he? He's not paralyzed down there.

You sef, one day i will see you in that kinda outfit. E go be helele.

Its not funny at all, thank God for AC if not i for catch fire today. Being on suit all day to avoid embarrassing myself. Now i will start knotting long ties that will cover my flap b4 somebody ask me whatz in there.

dayokanu:

Egsaji wetin? Try be a man for a day in those office with female colleagues wearing those ridiculous cleavage revealing thing, Dont you notice men tend to sit down more and the ones that walk around put their hands in their pocket or your otherwise elquent colleague just goes blank while giving a speech.


Why do you think strip clubs are always filled every day despite that we see legs, bosoms, and midriff. Like dat one in your profile wey no dey gree me rest all day
I saw a man over 50 on wheelchair sticking $1 bills by the side of the stage even went for a lap dance inside at Delilahs den in NJ


What do you expect? We have testosterone in our system

so you too dey patronize them too?
Chei Dayo

Control which lust. Abeg tell the womenfolks to cover that cleavage jor.

From the pose of the leg we can know what awaits beyond

Anywaz. . . . I've never heard about a paralyzed man who couldnt get it up

Its like you specialise in disabled dciks

so you too dey patronize them too?
Chei Dayo

I went there to tell them that the kingdom of God is at hand and I had to wait till the last one of them left

0hsisi:

Morenike don spoil
how do you know these facts?
you don begin check out paraplegic men in the trauma unit ?

L.O.L

presido1:

You sef, one day i will see you in that kinda outfit. E go be helele.

Its not funny at all, thank God for AC if not i for catch fire today. Being on suit all day to avoid embarrassing myself. Now i will start knotting long ties that will cover my flap b4 somebody ask me whatz in there.

I actually thought you guys were joking. For real.  This is not funny, you guys are just too Hot.
I always be seeing my chinese instructor scratching his balls. Maybe he doesnt wash down there, I thought.

presido1:

You sef, one day i will see you in that kinda outfit. E go be helele.

Its not funny at all, thank God for AC if not i for catch fire today. Being on suit all day to avoid embarrassing myself. Now i will start knotting long ties that will cover my flap b4 somebody ask me whatz in there.

I have seen men walk around with obvious erections
It is an embarrassing sight
One man in my church choir was even singing with obvious erections for several Sundays until he quit the choir
Maybe the Pastor and elders asked him to stop since he wasn't ministering to anyone and his bulge was a distraction.
I pretended  I didn't see it until my husband commented,in fact at first I was convinced that maybe I was just seeing things
but true true d broda was having full fledged erection and was trying to cover it with one hand and holding the mic with anoda
I don't know the sister that was making him that way since my church was a conservative one.

FL Gators:

I actually thought you guys were joking. For real.  This is not funny, you guys are just too Hot.
I always be seeing my chinese instructor scratching his balls. Maybe he doesnt wash down there, I thought.

Must you people wake the sleeping lion? You can beat a child and tell him not to cry, Its not about being Hot, the thing is being provoked.

Be mindful of the chinese dude, those men with small body and flat bum always carry russian made missle for front to defend the back.