Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have
Nigerians up here in
Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly
Gates, my horn
is missing, maggi sauce is all over their robes, goat meat, and cow feet.
Ox tail, and chicken bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are
walking around with one wing.
They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven
clean. There are Banana
peels and Orange seeds all over the clouds.
Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up
their hair ,

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is
home to all my children.
If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil.
"The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on.
"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for
you?"
The Lord replied , "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down
there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said,
"Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe, hold on, Lord".
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.
These Nigerians have put the fire out,
and are trying to install air conditioning!"

Oh My Lord! That was good!

I can totally see that happening

Op nice work. You just made me to laugh this morning.


They just put off the fire and are trying to install AC

nice one,
you just put smile on my face tonight