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Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 4:55pm On Jul 07, 2010
One morning a Scotsman is having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation,

Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole bread?'

Scotsman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'

Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble): 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Scotland .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Scotsman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat marmalade with your bread?'

Scotsman: 'Of course.'

Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling): 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into marmalade, and sell the marmalade to Scotland.'

After a moment of silence, the Scotsman asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.

Scotsman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:02pm On Jul 07, 2010
lllol grin grin Nice joke cheesy
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:12pm On Jul 07, 2010
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first. . . I don't want to hear these crap.'
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Ben13: 5:26pm On Jul 07, 2010
bibs:


Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'


llol. . .dirty cheesy
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:29pm On Jul 07, 2010
Sometimes Ben I dey always tire for ya life. . . with that ya head like recycled akpu, when u turn FEMALE?
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by jokingmary(m): 7:15pm On Jul 07, 2010
D1KeleVra:

with that ya head like recycled akpu

chai na cheesy
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2010
@ D1, good one dia

@ post
Teacher: what is the definition of glass bra?
Student: smash and grab!
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:30pm On Jul 09, 2010
Ewwwwwww, i actually love bubble gum embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry\




AM never gonna eat it again
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 12:24am On Jul 10, 2010
There's no cause for alarm. . . stop yelling sad
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 12:38am On Jul 10, 2010
But am sad
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 12:47am On Jul 10, 2010
Aww! Sorry sad How can I help?? I've got Lysaa's rope if u wanna end ur misery fast smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 1:18am On Jul 10, 2010
Use it first smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 1:28am On Jul 10, 2010
smiley No! If I do. . . I wouldn't be able to hand it over to u smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 2:16am On Jul 10, 2010
I will pick it up from the floor, oya use it smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by hectorswag(m): 9:21am On Jul 10, 2010
cry
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 10:11pm On Jul 10, 2010
Oya hang yaself
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 11:47pm On Jul 10, 2010
smiley smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:55pm On Jul 10, 2010
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by leuelliot(m): 5:50pm On Jul 11, 2010
Life was less complicated and stressful when apple's and blackberries were still fruits. grin
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 6:17pm On Jul 11, 2010
Then run enter forest na
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by leuelliot(m): 6:38pm On Jul 11, 2010
^^ ill take your advice wink
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On Jul 11, 2010
I'm a solution provider
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by leuelliot(m): 8:34pm On Jul 11, 2010
if people listen to you all the time then the human race will be extinct tongue
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:52pm On Jul 11, 2010
Take ya time smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 9:30pm On Jul 11, 2010
Tell am jare
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 7:36am On Jul 12, 2010
Dress back.
U wan enter my mouth?
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 1:57pm On Jul 12, 2010
Nice jokes bibs cheesy
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 1:59pm On Jul 12, 2010
^^Na my sister she be smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:12pm On Jul 12, 2010
^^ lol. . . U wish smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 2:13pm On Jul 12, 2010
Ask when she comes on. . . don't be hating cos u wish u were my sis smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:22pm On Jul 12, 2010
ROFLMAO!!

D1 - Quite the opposite

I am grateful I'm not your sister smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2010
sad I can't be ur man babe grin

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