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Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 4:55pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
One morning a Scotsman is having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation, Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole bread?' Scotsman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.' Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble): 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Scotland .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Scotsman listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat marmalade with your bread?' Scotsman: 'Of course.' Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling): 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into marmalade, and sell the marmalade to Scotland.' After a moment of silence, the Scotsman asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?' Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk. Scotsman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.' Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .' |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:02pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
lllol Nice joke |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:12pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.' The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.' The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.' The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.' The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first. . . I don't want to hear these crap.' |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Ben13: 5:26pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
bibs: llol. . .dirty |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:29pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
Sometimes Ben I dey always tire for ya life. . . with that ya head like recycled akpu, when u turn FEMALE? |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by jokingmary(m): 7:15pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: chai na |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
@ D1, good one dia @ post Teacher: what is the definition of glass bra? Student: smash and grab! |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:30pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Ewwwwwww, i actually love bubble gum \ AM never gonna eat it again |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 12:24am On Jul 10, 2010 |
There's no cause for alarm. . . stop yelling |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 12:38am On Jul 10, 2010 |
But am sad |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 12:47am On Jul 10, 2010 |
Aww! Sorry How can I help?? I've got Lysaa's rope if u wanna end ur misery fast |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 1:18am On Jul 10, 2010 |
Use it first |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 1:28am On Jul 10, 2010 |
No! If I do. . . I wouldn't be able to hand it over to u |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 2:16am On Jul 10, 2010 |
I will pick it up from the floor, oya use it |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by hectorswag(m): 9:21am On Jul 10, 2010 |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 10:11pm On Jul 10, 2010 |
Oya hang yaself |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 11:47pm On Jul 10, 2010 |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:55pm On Jul 10, 2010 |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by leuelliot(m): 5:50pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
Life was less complicated and stressful when apple's and blackberries were still fruits. |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 6:17pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
Then run enter forest na |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by leuelliot(m): 6:38pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
^^ ill take your advice |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
I'm a solution provider |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by leuelliot(m): 8:34pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
if people listen to you all the time then the human race will be extinct |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:52pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
Take ya time |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 9:30pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
Tell am jare |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 7:36am On Jul 12, 2010 |
Dress back. U wan enter my mouth? |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 1:57pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Nice jokes bibs |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 1:59pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
^^Na my sister she be |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:12pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
^^ lol. . . U wish |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 2:13pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Ask when she comes on. . . don't be hating cos u wish u were my sis |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:22pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
ROFLMAO!! D1 - Quite the opposite I am grateful I'm not your sister |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
I can't be ur man babe |
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