An inconclusive Nigeria...

Nigeria held its latest Election this last Saturday.

Contrary to the expection of the good people of Osun state and to the utter chagrin of observers from over 50 countries of the united nations, the election was marred with all kinds of legs:

K - leg
Bow - leg
C - leg and
F - leg.

It's not unexpected, at least for a country whose the 'figure head' at the top echelon of power was tagged 'lifeless' and 'uninspiring'.

Yes, the conduct of the last election helad in Osun State, one of Nigeria's most conservative states was tagged 'inconclusive' by the country's election body - a commission that's believed to consist of some of the world best 'election wonder workers' and 'balotting maradonas'.

But, is it only Nigeria's election that's inconclusive?

May be not...

In fact, the rest of African countries well aware that Nigeria herself is an inconclusive country.

1. Nigeria's politics is inconclusive
2. Nigeria's eduction is inconclusive
3. Nigerian leaders are inconclusive
4. Nigerian students are inconclusive
5. Nigerian leaturers are inconclusive
6. Nigeria's electricity is inconclusive
7. In Nigeria, Lagos is already inconclusive
8. In Nigeria Osun has just been declared in conclusive
9. Its only in Nigeria that the whereabout of a man (KANU Nnandi) would be declared inconclusive without any wrong doing what soever.
10. In Nigeria herdsmen and Bokoharam are inconclusive
11. Nigerian air is inconclusive
12. Nigerian banks are inconclusive - with N760 billion Naira recently pumped in to salvage a bank from utter implosion.
13. Nigerian bloggers are inconclusive - too many half baked blokes and bimbos.
14. Nigeria's BBN is inconclusive - spending money on freaky and non entity adventures.
15. Nigerian forums are inconclusive
16. All the candidates in Nigerian election I've watched so far have been clearly uninspiring and brutally inconclusive
17. Most Nigerian churches with the sugar coated tongues of 'men in collars' are brutally inconclusive.
18. Nigerian super Eagers ( Super chickens) are utterly inconclusive
19. Nigerian armies are inconclusive - beating up defenseless civilians and taking the Kiwi flight at the mention of the Book boys.
20. Nigerian governors are inconclusive - just look at that elf sleeping at the United nations general assembly while other participants from all over the world were deliberating on how to advance the course of humanity.

In fact... Nigeria itself is an inconclusive country.