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Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 9:30am On Sep 27, 2018
Once upon a time, I was embarking on a journey, as I was going I saw some men along the road, they said they are the once moving and they said they are into the movement of black people, I said to them ok, lets move together Because we are heading towards the same direction.. We got to a mountain, with their help, I crossed through it.. At the other end of the mountain there lies a sea, they were all confused and saying how can we swim or pass this sea and we do not sail through it?. They said to themselves, I was just looking at them Because my thinking was different, knowing I can't join the movement, they even said black man will be set free wit an axe, how can a man be set free when you can't even help your follow black man cross through a sea?. I wondered.. Not quite long a group of sailors came and i gat no option than to sail with them in the sea, some said they were SEADOGS shouting (ahoy seadogs), I saw some of them,they said they were the SEALORDS also shouting (alora sealords). After some metres away the ship capsized and another group of sailors rescued me, they told me they the VIKINGS or NORSEMEN, they are the vahalla soldiers, also heard them echoed (arrow mate arrow) we sailed across the sea then we got to an island saying I should stay with them in the island so that I can be a NORSEMAN. As I was walking with two vikings in the island, we saw mountains, can u climb mountain? I asked, No! They replied we 're sailors not Mountain climbers, they replied.. I asked the two vikings again is there anybody or group of people that can cross mountains, valleys or sea, they replied yes! They are the AIRLORDS... Is there anything like airlord? I wondered, that's left for me to answer.. They go on saying they are powerful, they'd conquer the movement (blackaxe), even the seadogs and sealords, I even heard they are coming for us, said one of the vikings, who told you that, one of the vikings responded, I heard executional and captain saying it.. How can I see an AirLord, I imagined. I climbed mountains, walk through valleys, cross several oceans and seas, I'd see anything called AIRLORD.. I was tired after climbing from a mountain, I decided to sit under a tree, I never knew that tree was holy (akalamagbo tree) soon I slept off nd heard a voice saying my son, I'm jakujaku the God of airlord, I saw your determination and quest to be an AirLord, I woke up immediate and saw one man walking towards my direction, he said follow me and i did, he took me to the riverside and said go to the world and multiply... Proudly an AirLord If u really love to be an AirLord, echo rugged *
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Nobody: 9:57am On Sep 27, 2018
you'll be alright bro. Stay strong.
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Ohio7(m): 2:24pm On Sep 27, 2018
Another wasted sperm

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Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 6:04pm On Sep 27, 2018
Ohio7:
Another wasted sperm

u think i give a f*ck about what an hs have to say about me, dats exactly what they hate about me. Where were u wen it was cloudy? Now i'm an airlord and i'm flying.

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Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 7:17pm On Sep 27, 2018
remember where u passed through to become a rugged airlord
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 7:19pm On Sep 27, 2018
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Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Adamsmith13(m): 12:35am On Sep 28, 2018
I didn't expect this from you
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by giftAlone(m): 2:22am On Sep 28, 2018
becareful boi..contra kills destiny
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by ekene101: 4:28am On Sep 28, 2018
See ur lyf,out of a million sperm who raced to become a fetus,na this stupid one reach d destination while scientist,bankers,senators and other VIP didn't make it. Its obvious ur dad is an ambassador of Kai Kai and aromatic schnapp.
Because only those elements gives strength to the most useless sperm to fertilize,sensible once couldn't have survived under such conditions. Op u wld be been very useful if u had come into dix world as a he goat. Isi ewu and pepper soup consumers for derive satisfaction from ur meat rather than being worthless. U re a walking dead season 10 already.

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Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by ekene101: 4:33am On Sep 28, 2018
If u can't climb d nearest mast close to you and fly down successfully, then you are an idiott. I remember wen alora throw one eiye guy from 3 storey building for unizik say make he fly safely. Na skull d guy use perch for ground with him brains all over d compound. Men dey reason how to get block buy glk,u dey do cofra for 2018.
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 8:01am On Sep 28, 2018
ekene101:
If u can't climb d nearest mast close to you and fly down successfully, then you are an idiott. I remember wen alora throw one eiye guy from 3 storey building for unizik say make he fly safely. Na skull d guy use perch for ground with him brains all over d compound. Men dey reason how to get block buy glk,u dey do cofra for 2018.

na the guy no get ot for head dats is why we say education before scope, he get one ot wey he suppose talk ni, na so aye do one of my guys dat time but na four story building. Remember education before scope.
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 8:06am On Sep 28, 2018
ekene101:
See ur lyf,out of a million sperm who raced to become a fetus,na this stupid one reach d destination while scientist,bankers,senators and other VIP didn't make it. Its obvious ur dad is an ambassador of Kai Kai and aromatic schnapp.
Because only those elements gives strength to the most useless sperm to fertilize,sensible once couldn't have survived under such conditions. Op u wld be been very useful if u had come into dix world as a he goat. Isi ewu and pepper soup consumers for derive satisfaction from ur meat rather than being worthless. U re a walking dead season 10 already.

Guy calm down na wetin happen, why u dey insult my papa? It is not proper, if u want to insult me, insult me alone and my father is not a drunkard.
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by ekene101: 8:39am On Sep 28, 2018
Peaceyw:


Guy calm down na wetin happen, why u dey insult my papa? It is not proper, if u want to insult me, insult me alone and my father is not a drunkard.
sorry no vex,my apologies.
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by simpleswazy(m): 9:58am On Sep 28, 2018
Peaceyw:
Once upon a time, I was embarking on a journey, as I was going I saw some men along the road, they said they are the once moving and they said they are into the movement of black people, I said to them ok, lets move together Because we are heading towards the same direction.. We got to a mountain, with their help, I crossed through it.. At the other end of the mountain there lies a sea, they were all confused and saying how can we swim or pass this sea and we do not sail through it?. They said to themselves, I was just looking at them Because my thinking was different, knowing I can't join the movement, they even said black man will be set free wit an axe, how can a man be set free when you can't even help your follow black man cross through a sea?. I wondered.. Not quite long a group of sailors came and i gat no option than to sail with them in the sea, some said they were SEADOGS shouting (ahoy seadogs), I saw some of them,they said they were the SEALORDS also shouting (alora sealords). After some metres away the ship capsized and another group of sailors rescued me, they told me they the VIKINGS or NORSEMEN, they are the vahalla soldiers, also heard them echoed (arrow mate arrow) we sailed across the sea then we got to an island saying I should stay with them in the island so that I can be a NORSEMAN. As I was walking with two vikings in the island, we saw mountains, can u climb mountain? I asked, No! They replied we 're sailors not Mountain climbers, they replied.. I asked the two vikings again is there anybody or group of people that can cross mountains, valleys or sea, they replied yes! They are the AIRLORDS... Is there anything like airlord? I wondered, that's left for me to answer.. They go on saying they are powerful, they'd conquer the movement (blackaxe), even the seadogs and sealords, I even heard they are coming for us, said one of the vikings, who told you that, one of the vikings responded, I heard executional and captain saying it.. How can I see an AirLord, I imagined. I climbed mountains, walk through valleys, cross several oceans and seas, I'd see anything called AIRLORD.. I was tired after climbing from a mountain, I decided to sit under a tree, I never knew that tree was holy (akalamagbo tree) soon I slept off nd heard a voice saying my son, I'm jakujaku the God of airlord, I saw your determination and quest to be an AirLord, I woke up immediate and saw one man walking towards my direction, he said follow me and i did, he took me to the riverside and said go to the world and multiply... Proudly an AirLord If u really love to be an AirLord, echo rugged *
remember to tell ur kids u were a cultist... yeye

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Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by donaldphilipizu(m): 10:58am On Sep 28, 2018
guy en don finish abi,,,,,,nawah u ooooh,,,, dis could hv been a long ride bro.....
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 12:01pm On Sep 28, 2018
donaldphilipizu:
guy en don finish abi,,,,,,nawah u ooooh,,,, dis could hv been a long ride bro.....

abeg which long ride u dey talk about?
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 12:06pm On Sep 28, 2018
ekene101:
sorry no vex,my apologies.

apologies accepted, but stop insulting me, bcuz i'm not the only cultist on NL. Do u know hw many alora,aye and other elebe dat would have read this topic. Pls just stop d insults and i am on a safer side, i no dey relate, na only number 1 and 2 know me personally.
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by CivilzedTyger(m): 12:59pm On Sep 28, 2018
Wise men like us. 147
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 1:22pm On Sep 28, 2018
CivilzedTyger:
Wise men like us. 147
wisemen indeed, crosscarpet and taste the 148, u will never regret it.
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by CivilzedTyger(m): 1:27pm On Sep 28, 2018
Peaceyw:


wisemen indeed, crosscarpet and taste the 148, u will never regret it.
gbagbe oshi guy i hold my side an ah dey alright
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 1:53pm On Sep 28, 2018
CivilzedTyger:
gbagbe oshi guy i hold my side an ah dey alright

pls explain to me, hw will u free d black man with an axe? Bcuz i know one of ur rank is butcher1. How will a butcher save u?
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Peaceyw(m): 1:54pm On Sep 28, 2018
CivilzedTyger:
gbagbe oshi guy i hold my side an ah dey alright

pls explain to me, hw will u free d black man with an axe? Bcuz i know one of ur rank is butcher1. How will a butcher save u? And what is d meaning of pohigh or something like dat(ur number 1)
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Albertone(m): 12:50pm On Oct 06, 2018
Peaceyw:


apologies accepted, but stop insulting me, bcuz i'm not the only cultist on NL. Do u know hw many alora,aye and other elebe dat would have read this topic. Pls just stop d insults and i am on a safer side, i no dey relate, na only number 1 and 2 know me personally.
CONFRA BOYS DONT SHOW THEIR IDENTITY PUBLICLY...Try am 4 street and you will live to regret it!bye!!
Re: Story Of How I Became An Airlord by Nostradamus: 12:57pm On Oct 06, 2018
Peaceyw:


u think i give a f*ck about what an hs have to say about me, dats exactly what they hate about me. Where were u wen it was cloudy? Now i'm an airlord and i'm flying.
which nest dem hatch you?

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