I remember when we were in school, my roommate brought his girlfriend home while i was sleeping, the room was dark � cause they was no light for like three days, so they started having sex, the nice sound track from the girl woke me up, but i still pretend to be sleeping. They became unlucky when nepa brought the light, I saw the girl's beautiful body. My roommate immediately with erection proceeded to switch of the light.

Not a chance! Unless I don't know when they start like you said you are already asleep. If I manage to control myself I will warn my partner to never try it again or else we will activate 2some modes on the girl

Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

NwaAmaikpe:

hian!


so you are still on this nairaland?

NwaAmaikpe:



Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

oh my goodness


his back

As what? As a referee? Its either we do tag-team on the girl or I bounce!

Yes. I have done that twice in the past. Was woken up by the girl's noise and to sleep again became a big problem

That is called real torture.

No big deal

What's my business

NwaAmaikpe:



Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

i miss you brother, where have you been? I'm elated to see you again you're a real gem

Mhen no be small thing oh, my own is my brother, whenever his girlfriend comes around i will respect myself and leave the room for them, sometimes i will goan knock my friend at midnight just to give them space to enjoy their selves, but when it's my turn it will be different, my girl will come around and my brother knows fully well that she will pass the night in my waary (ph slang) and he would expect me to tell him to excus us, so as a no nonsence guy i will also lock up, when the party start i dance my dance chop my cake clean mouth, sometimes i would notice that he's not sleeping, he will roll up and down i'll just lock up and kontinue with what i'm doing. But i thank God now, that time and now no be the same again...

NwaAmaikpe:



Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

This fella

Yes, when I was in school, I slept peacefully.
The only issue I had with my roommate was that he and his girlfriend always finished our cooked food and used up the tissue paper, so anytime I know she is coming to sleep over, I hid the tissue and a big mould of cooked rice...

The girl was a pastor...

And b doing what? Hold torch for dem?

NwaAmaikpe:



Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

don't even start biko

one in school. The other time in a friend's house after clubbing . Nasty shit

NwaAmaikpe:



Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

You go run brain soon !

Ionkidiz:
i miss you brother, where have you been? I'm elated to see you again you're a real gem

Gem ko. Germany ni

No

NwaAmaikpe:



Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

I missed you here bro. Where have you been

For what?? I can't

NwaAmaikpe:



Your tale portrays you as a masochist. Why undergo such torture when all you could was to man up and be part of the gig?

I'd never fully understand how people take Mannas from heaven for granted.

the troll is finally back

Ionkidiz:
i miss you brother, where have you been? I'm elated to see you again you're a real gem

where do you stay?

I can't, it's sickening.

Fear he that can have sex in darkness.

espionagesavvy:
Yes, when I was in school, I slept peacefully.
The only issue I had with my roommate was that he and his girlfriend always finished our cooked food and used up the tissue paper, so anytime I know she is coming to sleep over, I hid the tissue and a big mould of cooked rice...

The girl was a pastor...

your last sentence cracked me up. Girls are scam

Naah... Unless the babe is a prostitute.. Can't have sex with my babe in front of another person... Even if its doing her like krazy, we go into the bathroom

iceboy4752:
Fear he that can have sex in darkness.

Where person suppose knack?

Under fluorescent tube

Fukk no!! I also hate threesums and orgies.