If trust dey, water for no dey cook fish

*money 4 hand yansh 4 ground.
*they go so0n open him yansh
*trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am
*palmie no smell reach shit but fly dey follow am

Person wey never go another man farm go think say him papa farm big pass every farm

Dem no dey use shame chop winch oo

odogwunaija:

Toto water small but e dey baff prick

Fuckup no be soup, e no dey sour

Feel at home na em dey mk person spoil remote

Person wey read na em try pass but person wen pass na em sabi book.

Number one got me thinking.

Instead wey bad thing go happen, make rain fall.

Voter wey think PVC na im salvation buhari go show am na plastic

Sleekfingers:
Na for woman lips, you go know how her Toto go be

Haha, how come?

Emytini:
person no dey borrow money marry wife

Says who?

infinito1990:
I tire nor mean say I lazy

Pikin way think he fit use he tongue count he teeth na headache go kill am

Your head big nor mean say you Sabi book

Na small chikoko dey catch big fish

Small pikin way chop witch na plantain leave kill am


Palm wine nor smell reach shit but nai fly dey rush pass


I nor Sabi book nor mean say I nor Sabi chop

Cassava way good na from the stem dem take dey know am

New one

Binchim:
Person when dey purge no dey select toilet

As man dey old e farm dey near house

Witch no need visa to fly



Pikin when go throw him papa up say e go catch am again, na e papa blokos go cover him face


Na play play dog take dey Bleep e mama

any pikin wet talk say him papa no go sleep the pikin himself no go sleep

madness no hard but the trekking be the issue.....

any pikin wet want part rice no day fear dance

any pikin wey throw him papa up em papa wrapper go cover em eyes

if spirit no dy fear why dem dy walker for night?

No be today nyash get dread lock

odogwunaija:
Toto water small but e dey baff prick

Fuckup no be soup, e no dey sour

Feel at home na em dey mk person spoil remote

Person wey read na em try pass but person wen pass na em sabi book.

Wtf,
Where you get that first one...

Dem dey pursue those wey fine, pig say narrow escape

No matter how you sweat, no go tell your neighbor say you don baf.

If you dey count your wealth, your he goat follo?

When old man no dey for house, small pikin go dey roast vulture chop, say de de chop chikin

Woman nor fit use hand cover pregnancy


Wetin papa and mama dey do for secret, na pregnancy dey expose am

I get am before no be property

person when don faint b4 nor be stranger to death na good morning senior how are you

Even if I no rely on men I go survive. Monkey get wetin him DE chop before banana come.

I no go gree, I no go gree na DE tear shirt. " I hear no DE bring fight"

Haters everywhere!. Oga who you help?


E go better..E go better nai igbo man take DE Lagos reach today.

The proverb is not even hilarious �. Nna the grammatical error no be here ooo[q author=mezarddinny post=71815785]wtf is this bro [8 /quote]

Na the original wife Dey remind her husband who him be when oga don dey forget

Hilarious
check my signature.

Hujosi:
Nyash no get teeth but e dey cut shìt.

Person wey de sell egg, no dey start fight for market

Shame nor dey catch craze man, na him people shame dey catch..

Pikin wey play with him mama bress, no fit play with him papa blockos

This life na per head.

Farm for your farm.

Pregnant woman no fit pass under bench

Pikin wey wan chop party rice, no supposed to dey fear dance.

Lean on me no mean say make you push me enter wall

I no get patience no be when mosquito land on your scrotum

Hunger dey take long time but to belleful no dey take minutes

Woman wey dey find pikin,no dey wear pant sleep.



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at all at all na bad market.
Who do don die don die.
Na play play dey turn eat nd go.
Mess no get toilet.
Hunger no get enemy.
Who no go no knw.
Dog way wan lost no dey hear master whistle.

1)Person wey dey purge no dey select toilet....
..2)them no dey tell old woman to close leg cos you nor know where she dey receive fresh hair from. ..
3)temper hot temper hot, e no fit boil egg

morningstar55:
Make i chop their money small...na so olosho take start

It's a small world no mean say you fit trekk am

No be today yansh get centre parting

Person wey dey sell sheet no gree say sheet dey smell

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

Dem dey count meat kpomo self dey raise hand

Sidon look na dog name

..badt geeeee

Okra nor dey grow pass d owner.

if cow meat commot hand from soup , periwinkle go show him face... Mouth no get bone... prick no get shoulder ... if small pikin carry him papa up, wrapper go fall cover him face....

Man wey talk say woman place na for kitchen, make e nor forget say na there dem dey keep knife