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Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 9:44am On Oct 26, 2018 |
You Call Your Boyfriend HONEY And Now You're Complaining other Girls Are Disturbing Him... Who Doesn't Like SWEET Things?? � � |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 9:49am On Oct 26, 2018 |
I was relaxing in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! " I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand. When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her sitting room and other neighbours joined me. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night so, I first ran and locked the door with key so that the snake will not escape As I returned I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with a red eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA took d light, . We all started screaming in the dark because the door was closed so, no way to run outside and the snake was inside the room. We nearly killed ourselves. If someone touches me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking that it was the snake. If I touched someone too, I will receive a strong beating. To cut the long story short, As am talking to you now... We all are in the hospital because we injured ourselves with the wood instead of the snake. I have stopped helping people. you cannot come and kill me I mean I cannot go n kill myself As in, we cannot go n kill myself 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 9:51am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Difference between American teaching you how to drive and Nigerian doing same. American: Move the steering slowly,press brake,move slowly. Nigerian: Oya Come, Come.. "Oya Cut Your Hand , I say Cut Your Hand. CUT IT FULL...Idiot see trailer coming ooo..You'll just die like fowl. ���������� 2 Likes |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 10:02am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Imagine I commenting *"you look so beautiful my love"* on my girlfriend's picture and she replys *"thanks bro"* 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 8:29pm On Oct 26, 2018 |
Only Typical Nigeria will understand :::When u are hungry and u think d food is ready and ur mum will just cum from nowhere and add more water....lemme cry����� Follow the trend for more exciting stuffs |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Protagonist(m): 5:46pm On Oct 27, 2018 |
Holatunde111:You can't be attacked by Witches and Wizards ����� |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 11:38pm On Oct 27, 2018 |
*U will buy coil to kill Nigerian mosquitoes & they will smoke it like shisha, then cum to ur ears and be singing "wetin u gain"*��� 2 Likes |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by allytinted: 5:31pm On Oct 28, 2018 |
Holatunde111:hahahaahhahahah.......Mo fo ooooo.So funnny. |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by digitalgeorgy(m): 9:58pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
Nice |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by NabilNawaz(m): 10:37pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
Holatunde111:Damn !! haha |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:32am On Nov 02, 2018 |
Teacher* : A boy died because he masterbated 42 times a day What did we learn ? *Dion* : 41 is the limit Common sense 2 Likes |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:33am On Nov 02, 2018 |
We are slowly losing our culture in Africa, I just saw a guy washing his hands after eating instead of rubbing the oil on his head.��� 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:09am On Nov 03, 2018 |
: *I met a man sitting quietly and I asked him "Why are you quietly sitting here"*�������� *This is what he told me* ���������� *The way I'm broke erh* *I'm thinking of asking my family to give me the money they will use to bury me. If I die I will know what to do*���� |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 2:26pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
After bathing, real African put on their clothes and then apply cream to the remaining physical part 2 Likes |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 2:51pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Some guys will intentionally don't put chair in their room so when ever any lady come to visit she will never have any option than to sit on the bed.those guys are called minister of strategic planning and bedmatic affair |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:17am On Nov 07, 2018 |
Babe: Didn't you see my message?* *Guy: Is it the one you said you missed your period?* *Babe: Yes honey!* *Guy: No ..I didn't see it*��� |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:17am On Nov 07, 2018 |
Some Pastor and their funny prayer point... Which one is *O Lord use me till I become useless*���� 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:18am On Nov 07, 2018 |
Before you wear your torn underwear ask yourself "what if I faint"*��� 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:19am On Nov 07, 2018 |
When ur girlfriend post "Real Guyz are born in April" but u were born in June, my broda start advising urself ������� 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 6:19am On Nov 07, 2018 |
Imagine Toilet Having Plugs To Charge Our Phone... We Die There ���� 1 Like |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 9:19am On Dec 14, 2018 |
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Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 9:24am On Dec 14, 2018 |
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Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Nobody: 10:47am On Dec 14, 2018 |
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Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 11:07pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN. 1. When you say "Mummy,I am sorry!! And she replies, sorry for yourself! � 2. When yu ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head. �� 3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a frnd's daughter wedding. �� 4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night.�� 5. When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii?? �� 6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. �� 7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.�� 8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play with you??. ��� 10. When she tells you, if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen. �� 11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. �� 12. When she tells you,I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!! �� 13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. �� 14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Our Mothers are wonderful�.. I ❤ My Mom. 1 Like |
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Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Holatunde111(m): 5:09pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
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Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by idrislateef(m): 11:17am On Aug 09, 2021 |
You,The client and the boss, you are all m*d Holatunde111: |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by MrOmor: 1:35pm On Aug 09, 2021 |
Girlfriend: I did not see my period Boyfriend: seriously? have you checked the whole house? Girlfriend makes an angry face. Boyfriend: Seriously, check under the bed, or the back of the cupboard. most times when i lost my things, i find them there? Girlfriend starts crying Boyfriend: is it that serious? Don't worry, we will find the missing period. If we do not find it, we will go to the police station and report it. see full hilarious video here (pls don't forget to subscribe): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvFqJ4SP9ls |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by 399pollyanna: 2:08am On Aug 14, 2021 |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by MissEfe(f): 8:11pm On Aug 14, 2021 |
You really made my day ... Thanks alot |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by 564olawuwo: 10:09pm On Aug 18, 2021 |
Re: You Will Be Forced To Laugh Away Your Sorrow by dododawa1: 12:19am On Aug 19, 2021 |
Lol |
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