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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tigerclaws: 10:21am On Oct 21, 2018
useless jobless kids
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tuzle(m): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2018
What manner of savagery "absu street light Is brighter than any mouau student destiny".
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by Brunosamel(m): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2018
this kind of war don weak me
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by ulster: 10:24am On Oct 21, 2018
Every morning that I wake up from sleep, the first thing I do is say my prayer
The next thing i do is to check my PVC
Voting out BuBu is a task for all Nigerians who are eligible voters!

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by kenex4ever(m): 10:25am On Oct 21, 2018
Why did that guy say ABSU lecturers are the bike men in Uturu? What manner of Wickedness is diz

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by sandysprax(m): 10:25am On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:



still don't know them



Are you not ashamed to say this in public as a graduate/undergraduate??

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tokrizy(m): 10:28am On Oct 21, 2018
sandysprax:


Are you not ashamed to say this in public as a graduate/undergraduate??

all this schools are like advanced sec sch.

why should I b ashamed

even if someone score 100 in jamb schools lime dis will still admit dem.

is dis one sch?

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by stephenolamide(m): 10:29am On Oct 21, 2018
Later that will be coming out with 3rd class.. And them go talk say dem go school,
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by aystunt: 10:30am On Oct 21, 2018
But jokes apart.. NEXT TIME YOU WRITE THE FULL NAME. THEY ONLY KNOW THOSE ACRONYMS IN ABIA AND ENVIRONS

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by stephenolamide(m): 10:35am On Oct 21, 2018
If I tell you that this is the first time I will be hearing a school called MOUAU - Sha nah zoo abi uni
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by chicoMX(m): 10:48am On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:


all this schools are like advanced sec sch.

why should I b ashamed

even if someone score 100 in jamb schools lime dis will still admit dem.

is dis one sch?


Thought you said you didn't know both schools? How come you know so much about them?
You get problem ah swear grin.. By the way na who get shame dey shame

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by amaniro: 10:50am On Oct 21, 2018
Micheal Okpara is not a school it's a farmlandcheesy


ABSU is wey better....

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by amaniro: 10:52am On Oct 21, 2018
stephenolamide:
If I tell you that this is the first time I will be hearing a school called MOUAU - Sha nah zoo abi uni



Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike


It's a federal school
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by amaniro: 10:53am On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:

all this schools are like advanced sec sch.
why should I b ashamed
even if someone score 100 in jamb schools lime dis will still admit dem.
is dis one sch?

You're still showing your ignorance and nonchalance

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tokrizy(m): 10:57am On Oct 21, 2018
amaniro:


You're still showing your ignorance and nonchalance

speaking of ur father.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by fergie001(m): 11:11am On Oct 21, 2018
I don't know but is it not madness to say that IMSU is better than FUTO?
Same madness to say ABSU is better than MOUAU....

If I ask those saying such,what their yardsticks are?,I can decipher they have none......They think a University is the number of slayqueens or slaykings present in the school......or the number of cars and highlife,the school possesses........
University is standarddddddd......na waoh

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by fergie001(m): 11:18am On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:


all this schools are like advanced sec sch.

why should I b ashamed

even if someone score 100 in jamb schools lime dis will still admit dem.

is dis one sch?

Why it is strange to you is because of the naming and renaming of our institutions.........
MOUAU....used to be the Federal University of Agriculture,Umudike.......just like funaab,until 2000 when OBJ renamed it,so would you call funaab an advanced secondary school?
It sure is a 3rd generation University,like its counterparts,funaab and Fed Univ of Agric, Makurdi....but it is not where you enter with 100 please........ ABSU you can enter if you know a councillor,just like most state universities in the Country ....but Umudike,no way.....

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by Ojukwubucket(m): 11:21am On Oct 21, 2018
IamD18:
Two mumu schools trying to belong.
Lol..c people wey belong....Who knw u?
If u get 3rd class for there e, na dash dem dash u...
Ndi ofe mmanu
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by Ojukwubucket(m): 11:26am On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:
shey all this ones dem b university ni?
We know dem...you we don't know...
It's time to leave ur village ..oh?

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by busterr(m): 11:28am On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:



still don't know them




It's obvious you don't know anything lmao.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by kechywillz(m): 11:52am On Oct 21, 2018
grin grin lol funny
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by Donchuks023(m): 12:19pm On Oct 21, 2018
it's obvious Mr poster was only screenshoting one sidedly go to twitter and get the full version from both sides.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by bigmo1(m): 12:41pm On Oct 21, 2018
This thread must not enter page 3. ABSU has killed this one already. Shout out to that ABSU chic I couldn't fire during my service year.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by Japhtee(m): 12:45pm On Oct 21, 2018
amaniro:
Micheal Okpara is not a school it's a farmlandcheesy



ABSU is wey better....

You don't know anything when it comes to academic issues. MOUAU is a federal university of Agric just like FUNAAB Abeoukuta. I don't know when agriculture became a thing of ridicule in any advanced country. All this Absu students that sought courses up and down can't be compare to MOUAU students. Graduated from FUTO Owerri before you will think i was a MOUAU student

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by franozx: 12:45pm On Oct 21, 2018
up mouau jare.... rep civil engineering.....

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by cbngov01(m): 12:49pm On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:
shey all this ones dem b university ni?

Who is dis one? When we check npw na TASUED u go....#Proudly ABSU

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by cbngov01(m): 12:50pm On Oct 21, 2018
Japhtee:


You don't know anything when it comes to academic issues. MOUAU is a federal university of Agric just like FUNAAB Abeoukuta. I don't know when agriculture became a thing of ridicule in any advanced country. All this Absu students that sought courses up and down can't be compare to MOUAU students. Graduated from FUTO Owerri before you will think i was a MOUAU student

What are u talking about, university of agriculture that left agriculture to be doing banking and finance as well as human relations...NUC don finally clamp down on em...#proudlyabsu
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by PapaAdanna: 12:51pm On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:
shey all this ones dem b university ni?

No vex oo, you don get admission ni?
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by LabUdegbe(m): 1:01pm On Oct 21, 2018
I had to see the trend on twitter.. grin grin super hilarious grin

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by IME1: 1:07pm On Oct 21, 2018
Instead of debating on their current findings, organising debates for those vying for all political offices right from councillors (like they did for Trump and Hillary), or matching in unison for common causes (like independent power plants and functional water systems or dams in all universities), or discussing research cum formulated science know-how, planning inter University debates, sports, chess or collectively building ideas (Like Tedx or others like it) to solve our myriad of problems and challenges, Twitter the Twitter (gaining their own) has given them the platform to throw tantrums and abuses siting irrelevant things. You reading it may think it funny, but it still amazes me how ABUSE or CURSE can be hilarious? It won't end well for many. It won't end on Twitter for many... and most definitely it won't add ANYTHING to any. Mind you many people have degrees from most of these universities who have chosen to diss themselves, where will they stand to 'laugh'? We would give account to God for every idle word so says the Book of the Lord

Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by franozx: 1:11pm On Oct 21, 2018
cheesy

Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by franozx: 1:18pm On Oct 21, 2018
smiley

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