i used to accost girls and say sumtin like ''hey baby i wanna spoke to you and i wanna fall in love''
i love u pass my mother.
Girls must have been very patient in those days

share your own funny ones lets laff out loud

They didnt know any better

Okija_juju:

They didnt know any better

lol!!!! Yeah, you r rite.

u r the cockroach in me cupboard

jay bee:

u r the cockroach in me cupboard

lol!!!

check this, "the apple in me eyes" lol!!!!!!!! Heard that alot in those days. Funny though, they were people i'd never even seen before!

yeaaaaaaaa sugar in my tea

I love you talk your own.
Any time i see you my heart just dey doo Gbim Gbim.

the only mosquito in my mosquito net - just kidding

15 years ago - hey babe, u look very tanta---(reads from his palm)---------tantalising. eeeeeehm, (looks back at my friend) -------- me and my friend we were discussing -----------.(goes dumb) can u read what's on my palm?

The Oyel (Oil) In My Jolof Rice

rahjan:

i used to accost girls and say sumtin like ''hey baby i wanna [b]spoke [/b]to you and i wanna fall in love''
i love u pass my mother.
Girls must have been very patient in those days

share your own funny ones lets laff out loud

u mean u dey toast babe with this kin english

spikedcylinder:

"You looks familiarly".

"Are you reading magazine?"  when you already see magazine in her hand.
"No, I'm sleeping" the lady answered

That's how all the lines wey our man don cram disappear

Jarus:

u grin familiarly

first we compose abt 3 page love letter and look for the younger brother give him N5 for biscuit and den plead him to deliver the letter to his sister when his mom is not arroud

I love you pass my PC

Your Pant is my Handkerchief,

mam bebe ya love dey kill me! (she hasnt told u dat she loves yetoo)

de sugar in my tea! my jollof rice! my akwa nwa!

You hav not muster enuf courage to talk to her but u will go and broadcast to your friends dat the girl is all ready yours and everybody should keep off (as dey will even go)

Sweet world those days! no be now wey girls dey carry the thing put for your nose dey beg u to f, k!

Alo girl i wanna chop frend with you.

My Approach was Highly personal AND SO FAKE!
I would offer to tell them their Vital statistics just by looking at them.
'Let me see, You would be a 34-26-38, Plus or Minus 1 inch'!
Dont know why I never got slapped.

Baybay!! Everytime I see you, I loose control. I like your figure 8, in short I dont even know what to say. Everytime I set my eyes on you, my heart rejoices. Baybay! I want you to be my woman.

Sweet lines!!  _{Worked like a charm}

jay bee:

u r the cockroach in me cupboard

lol, jaybee, you fck up

spikedcylinder:

"You looks familiarly".

This line is very popular and lame

^^^
It wasn't me

spikedcylinder:

"You looks familiarly".

Yes o!! or Baybay, you remind me of someone, have we met before.

And these lines are still in use today.

hi,, your face is very similar

As i dey set my eyes on u "a strong Chemical reaction just took place within my body"

jay bee:

^^^
It wasn't me

I know, i believe you

chuks 042:

hi,, your face is very similar

LOL I used dis line, and got pissed wen she didn't call my error.

greateros:

first we compose abt 3 page love letter and look for the younger brother give him N5 for biscuit and den plead him to deliver the letter to his sister when his mom is not arroud

Too many people I know used dis tactic. Truthfully, I just loved to watch. But I'd occasionally meet qa girl walking alone and say 'hello, do u mind if we walk together, I'd appreciate ur company.' Call me Mr smooth.  

chuks 042:

hi,, your face is very similar

LWKMD

Una no go kill pesin with LAFFFF

Ok my own, I used to walk up to the girl and ask "Do you know me?" (whether she says "Yes or No" Well, my father is the owner of that car parked in front of that church.  

The love letter goes like this:

"The brightness of this day has given me this opportunity to write you this missive. From the sugar mountain, across the milk ocean through the coffee Island and that makes it a very sweet 'tea'."

Don't ask me when was that, lol

rahjan:

i used to accost girls and say sumtin like ''hey baby i wanna spoke to you and i wanna fall in love''
i love u pass my mother.
Girls must have been very patient in those days

share your own funny ones lets laff out loud

 
Oh boy u dey try o

Okija_juju:

They didnt know any better

They were rather expecting it.  

jay bee:

u r the cockroach in me cupboard  

LOVE.4BUG:

yeaaaaaaaa sugar in my tea

You're on track guys

spikedcylinder:

"You looks familiarly".

mumu!! that is after he must have seen her a couple of times o