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'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 6:43am On Jul 19, 2010
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend.
After a while they broke up and he wanted it back, The girl threw a used Sanitary pad at him and said:
'I'll pay u back in monthly instalments'
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Nobody: 8:50am On Jul 19, 2010
ewwwwwwwww not funny
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Ben13: 9:20am On Jul 19, 2010
not good. pls try again, poster. undecided
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by clemcykul(f): 9:24am On Jul 19, 2010
chai! poster chop knuckle, u no try at all
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 9:51am On Jul 19, 2010
nice one poster
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Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 9:53am On Jul 19, 2010
wats not good?the fact d guy asked for his blood back or d payment he is getting? grin
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 10:01am On Jul 19, 2010
u dey min dem? Dere humour phase don expire
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 10:10am On Jul 19, 2010
Abi? I kip wondering wat they dey do for jokes section,wen they no fit take joke wit runnin it down. dem haters, go to d hating section in nairaland, if u no fit c am,i fit hep u creat one wit ur hates and bad belle tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Jul 19, 2010
agonies of cynthoney lmao! grin grin grin grin grin grin

just try harder dats wat we are sayn lol no beef!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 10:17am On Jul 19, 2010
tell me wats nt funny abt dis joke now
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by skyndyp(f): 10:37am On Jul 19, 2010
Not funny angry angry angry
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 10:41am On Jul 19, 2010
Where is de joke?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 10:43am On Jul 19, 2010
na y u dey squeez face


studio its in ur boxers
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 10:46am On Jul 19, 2010
Put hand inside na boxer' and bring am out - but no let yo hand touch my cane
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 10:51am On Jul 19, 2010
studio CFR,wetin b ur qualms sef? na so u talk 4 efe case tire! i go soon send u running off nairaland,try me tongue tongue tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by clemcykul(f): 10:57am On Jul 19, 2010
my friend no dey run mouth anyhow, b4 we send u packn to ur village
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 11:00am On Jul 19, 2010
clem i don throw u pad 4 my period o na d monthly contribution b dat
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 11:03am On Jul 19, 2010
@Clemtrouble,where dis one take comot from? abeg,d sleep neva comot 4 your eyes,go sleep. u no bi STUDIO or r u STUDIO wanna-be? cool
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 11:06am On Jul 19, 2010
clemcykul:

my friend no dey run mouth anyhow, b4 we send u packn to your village
@ Clem wateva,where dis one take comot from? abeg,d sleep neva comot 4 your eyes,go sleep. u no bi STUDIO or r u STUDIO wanna-be?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 11:14am On Jul 19, 2010
Cynthoney, u see as my bodyguards dey halla u back on my behalf?

Thats to show u how important i am- and nobody messe's with me and go unpunished.

Talk again make Clem pocket u for me
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 11:19am On Jul 19, 2010
Important ni,important ko! if u strong enof u no nid badyguard.
clem no get pocket oh,ask am
and pls wen nxt u no strong and u dey for bodyguard,look for person wey fit defend u oh
pple go kill u and dis clem one day oh,no talk say i no tell u
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 11:21am On Jul 19, 2010
clem don suffer



studio u no dey use eye c woman ni
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 11:26am On Jul 19, 2010
@dyt,so studio get eye? walahi,i bin tink say na only mouth grin grin grin
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Jul 19, 2010
lol clem don really surfer hehhee grin


my God will save me
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by romsky: 11:33am On Jul 19, 2010
i no even know if to snot or smack my lips
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 11:38am On Jul 19, 2010
which eva one pleases diva
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 11:43am On Jul 19, 2010
So cynthoney na woman?

I wont waste my time arguing with her no more.

Dyt continue from where i stopped- afterall na wetin i dey pay u for be that.

Clem lets go!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sylve11: 11:43am On Jul 19, 2010
Never let a KISS fool u Nor a FOOL kiss u cool
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 11:48am On Jul 19, 2010
u dey block me abeg


wait sef tk ya own share of d monthly blood *throws a pad of blood at him n syvl grabed it lyk he's bn hungry*
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Jul 19, 2010
am lovn dis *sits back and sips chardonney*
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 12:02pm On Jul 19, 2010
Dyt:

u dey block me abeg


wait sef tk ya own share of d monthly blood *throws a pad of blood at him n syvl grabed it lyk he's bn hungry*
grin grin grin u r d bomb dyt,
Studio CFR:

So cynthoney na woman?

I wont waste my time arguing with her no more.

Dyt continue from where i stopped- afterall na wetin i dey pay u for be that.

Clem lets go!

angry angry angrywetin u get talk  sef,i bin tink say rat bin chop ur mouth,talk na,abeg
i earnestly believ say na ur type go give babe something after una break up,go begin ask her to give u back just like timaya, i hear say una na brothers
@clems,no go borrow leg, dey there make studio dey carry abt
@sylve,wich ones u dey wit ur glasses?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 12:05pm On Jul 19, 2010
i tire o my sis i don ask syvl abt dat e yeye glasses several tyms n as 4 clem mouth closed

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