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People are silently suffering from Sexually Transmitted Infection by thanor(m): 8:56pm On Oct 31, 2018
There is this jingle that plays often at my hometown’s market. I will hear " see as he dey scratch am, e too sweet am, see as he dey scratch dey go, na i don care scratch, if you no say u get staphylococcus aureus come cure your scratch". I kept wondering why all herb sellers like to call staphylococcus. Not until i saw my guy's joystick mistakenly through his saggy underwear as he opened his leg carelessly. I shouted "Chai!!! Oke Ikpo! wetin be dat?!” Oh lord! His joystick was filled with open sores from scratching and lumps like groundnut seed. He explained that he has been suffering from staphylococcus for more than a year now. I remembered Oke Ikpo bangs a lot of girls but now he behaves like a born-again. He told me he has been treating with anti-biotic and it hasn’t been working. He showed me a product named Libracin Herbal Tablet and other products he is currently taken. He said, Oh boy! You have seen nothing, if you looked this same dick last week eh! You will run away from here. He said the products he taking is working for him. He is now team herbal. Some people are suffering terribly. I felt deeply for him. After what my eyes saw, i think carefully before i “chop kpekus!” grin I know am not as prolific as Oke Ikpo but i make sure my balloon is with me always. No time for story that touches the heart.

I saw Oke Ikpo last night with a beautiful lady at bar. I said oke ikpo how far na, Wetin Happen, you no be born again? He laughed hard and said, my brother man is man, firewood is firewood. Is like you are well again. He said “yes oo my brother that medicine dey work die but they chop my money oo”.I asked how much. He said more than thirty two thousand naira. I told him you said it worked so why are complaining about the cost. What is more important than having your body back to normal? I can see you are enjoying the benefit already if not that lady won’t be with you. I could tell he was so happy. He gave me the contact of the expert that treated him in case i get infected. I Said “thunder wey still dey do press up fire you”. After a little thinking, i did collect the phone number because being cautious is not fear but i know i won’t contact any sexually transmitted infection.

If you are scratching your-self too much. Call this number; 08169174251.
It is all I can do for those suffering from Sexually Transmitted Infection.
Remain blessed.
Re: People are silently suffering from Sexually Transmitted Infection by thanor(m): 7:12pm On Nov 04, 2018
wow. My expert friend called me and thanked me for referring people to him through my posts.

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