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I Cant Speak by femionasan(m): 10:09am On Apr 10, 2007
Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!"

The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, "Put your penis on the table here."

Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Dr. Cohen is a specialist, so he does as the doctor says.

The doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits Morris' penis as hard as he can.

The man cries in great agony, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The doctor says, "Good. Come again tomorrow, and we'll learn B!"
Re: I Cant Speak by Oracle(m): 7:49pm On Nov 03, 2007
Thatz one hell of a dcotor

I guess he eventually cured dumbness. lol
Re: I Cant Speak by Migines(m): 11:00pm On Nov 03, 2007
The patient's g0nna scream out his voice 4rm where ever the h£ll it is.
Re: I Cant Speak by finekid(m): 1:42pm On Nov 04, 2007
grin grin
Re: I Cant Speak by saintkola(m): 3:02pm On Nov 04, 2007
Re: I Cant Speak by ituen(m): 3:09pm On Nov 05, 2007
Pastor Chris and other men of God could learn from this
Re: I Cant Speak by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Nov 06, 2007
@iteun kinldy leave those working in the vine yard of God out of this sad
Re: I Cant Speak by ituen(m): 2:18pm On Nov 07, 2007
hey clem,

i'm just sayin thats a miracle performed there
Re: I Cant Speak by Lolabbey: 4:21pm On Feb 13, 2009
at joke ,nice one

ROFLMAO grin grin grin grin
Re: I Cant Speak by romsky: 4:29pm On Feb 13, 2009
sure u didnt fall off ur seat?

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