Papa Akpors: Akpors, I learnt your JAMB result is
out.
Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey
carry first for our whole school? he failed
Papa Akpors: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me
for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what’s causing the poor
performance?
Akpors: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o,Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed
too. Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?
Akpors: You also remember Paul, our senior
prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your
own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin
You expect for my own result?? I be witch? Gudmrnin to y'all