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| 2 Nuns by salinco(m): 3:33pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
There were two nuns, One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you!  |
| Re: 2 Nuns by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
LMAO the man must have been a mad man.  |
| Re: 2 Nuns by gwuraiyke: 1:13pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
[/tt][tt]stale joke |
| Re: 2 Nuns by Adonike(m): 1:26pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Best post. Keep it up! |
| Re: 2 Nuns by skyndyp(f): 1:33pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
U got me there  . Pls pray for me  |
| Re: 2 Nuns by VALIDATOR: 3:58pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Pray very harrrrd for me too.You really got me. |
| Re: 2 Nuns by EfemenaXY: 7:01pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
I'm a Catholic AND I also thought the worst too @poster pls do extra prayers 4 me - I'm soooooooooooo ashamed of myself!!  <Nice joke sha. . .> |
| Re: 2 Nuns by Dyt(f): 7:17pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
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| Re: 2 Nuns by donsponky(m): 7:35pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
i say the truth i was not finking it wud be dirty, what a nice yoke, sorry joke, |
| Re: 2 Nuns by yme1(f): 9:01pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
lol that was funny |
| Re: 2 Nuns by Ubiero(f): 4:02pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
Oh Oh,i thought something naughty happened.Thank GOD for Sista Logical. |
| Re: 2 Nuns by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
Oh my bad, im guilty for the thought. Nice one! |
| Re: 2 Nuns by salinco(m): 9:13am On Jul 26, 2010 |
it is logical to pray with u 
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| Re: 2 Nuns by stud9(m): 9:15am On Jul 26, 2010 |
Ok |
| Re: 2 Nuns by salinco(m): 9:58am On Jul 29, 2010 |
;d :d ;d :d |
| Re: 2 Nuns by clemcykul(f): 3:33pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
hmm |
| Re: 2 Nuns by Kunbee: 1:20am On Jul 31, 2010 |
stale |
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