Akposkool:
sharap so why did they die after fvcking?
Idiot

Ask God to heal your brain. You are so stupid u can't realise how stupid u are. Where in the story did they say the snake died after fucking.

All these religious nincompoops sef. U can't even read. Mumu

Let me quickly go and call lalasticlala

FreelanceRebel:


Snake do now mate in open field. they do it in cool environment.
I can accept another reasoning.

Did they tell u it was the open field. Do u know where those religious idiots saw the snake before deciding to kill them and exhibit them in the open?

NPComplete:
Fool.

The snakes were probably trying to mate and the religious buffoon saw their mating ritual like fighting and decided to make a fool of himself on the internet. A cursory look at the surrounding of the church reveals there is a thick bush on the left. Which is probably where the snakes came from.

If his prayer truly works, he should pray for a brain. Because the one he is currently using is obviously not functional. All these simpletons opening churches to hustle for their next meal sef.

What really happened is that two mid snakes were killed and taken to his church for show. Those snakes are not poisonous and are very common near river banks.
Pastors, continue to bastardize the church of Christ for money, no problem. God is capable, though patient. That I know.

CAPSLOCKED:

NPComplete:
Fool.

The snakes were probably trying to mate and the religious buffoon saw their mating ritual like fighting and decided to make a fool of himself on the internet. A cursory look at the surrounding of the church reveals there is a thick bush on the left. Which is probably where the snakes came from.

If his prayer truly works, he should pray for a brain. Because the one he is currently using is obviously not functional. All these simpletons opening churches to hustle for their next meal sef.

Exactly my thoughts..It's mating season for reptiles.

NPComplete:


Did they tell u it was the open field. Do u know where those religious idiots saw the snake before deciding to kill them and exhibit them in the open?

You could have prove me wrong if you had google it sha, snake DO mate in open field.

But considering that the church was fenced, the snakes should have felt insecure inside the compound

NotBeenPaid:

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The snakes were fighting onbehalf of Lalasticalala...
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you no well oh

Atheist will always find reason to defend their unbelieving with anything, do not die before you believe things first happened in spiritual world before it manifest in physical

A word is enough for a wise.

NPCom ;Dplete:
Fool.

The snakes were probably trying to mate and the religious buffoon saw their mating ritual like fighting and decided to make a fool of himself on the internet. A cursory look at the surrounding of the church reveals there is a thick bush on the left. Which is probably where the snakes came from.

If his prayer truly works, he should pray for a brain. Because the one he is currently using is obviously not functional. All these simpletons opening churches to hustle for their next meal sef.

CAPSLOCKED:

dude you are funny

grayht:
Religion is a scam!


Click like if u agree

did religion offend you.

ChangeIsCostant:
A pastor has claimed that two snakes were found fighting in front of his church after an intense prayer session some days ago. 

The cleric identified as Evangelist Chibuzo Fredrick, who lives in Lagos state, took to social media to share pictures of two dead snakes as he alleged and implied that they were found fighting themselves in front of the church due to his prayers. 

The pastor from Nnewi area of Anambra state also shared another picture of a snake that was killed and later burnt which he claimed happened after prayers. 

Sharing the pictures on Facebook, the pastor wrote; 

After a very hot prayer section this morning, two snakes were found fighting in the front of our church. I declare your enemies shall fight against themselves in Jesus Mighty Name I pray.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/11/pastor-claims-two-snakes-were-found-fighting-in-his-church-after-prayers.html
 

All na WASH

Lala food don ready.if snake pepe soup nor sho wetin we gain.

NPComplete:
Fool.

The snakes were probably trying to mate and the religious buffoon saw their mating ritual like fighting and decided to make a fool of himself on the internet. A cursory look at the surrounding of the church reveals there is a thick bush on the left. Which is probably where the snakes came from.

If his prayer truly works, he should pray for a brain. Because the one he is currently using is obviously not functional. All these simpletons opening churches to hustle for their next meal sef.

snakes ain't stoopid they definitely mate in bush not even close to where humans resides. I'm not trying to confirm his story but your own assertion is wrong as well

jidxin:
snakes ain't stoopid they definitely mate in bush not even close to where humans resides. I'm not trying to confirm his story but your own assertion is wrong as well

Lol. So u don't see the bush in the surrounding in that picture there? Do u know where they saw the snakes and killed them before dragging them out in the open?

Also I have seen snakes mating close to residential areas before. Saw enough while growing up. That's why mating was the first thing that came to my mind. You obviously don't know what u are talking about.

NPComplete:
Fool.

The snakes were probably trying to mate and the religious buffoon saw their mating ritual like fighting and decided to make a fool of himself on the internet. A cursory look at the surrounding of the church reveals there is a thick bush on the left. Which is probably where the snakes came from.

If his prayer truly works, he should pray for a brain. Because the one he is currently using is obviously not functional. All these simpletons opening churches to hustle for their next meal sef.

God bless you. For any ardent viewer of National Geographic or NatGeo Wild, they'd understand what you stated in the first paragraph is likely the case.

I feel sorry for my people.

gaby:
Poor pythons...

They have fallen into the gimmicks and shenanigans of these hooligans of dog.

Poor creatures.

My BROTHER, the Pastor and cohorts na BIG THIEVES

tyup:
Lol....when do two non venomous snake start fighting each other without swallowing themselves

just say God provided free meat for you ximple and short

Lmao.. Meat

accepted that some local pastor are just ignorant but how can you be comparing ignorant pastors that value human live animals while your so call muslims both local and international value animals like cows than human. if you know what i mean terrorist brother

The things of the spirit is foolishness to the carnal man.

themanderon:
The things of the spirit is foolishness to the carnal man.

don't you have brain in your cranium?
Snakes mate everyday

NPComplete:
Fool.

The snakes were probably trying to mate and the religious buffoon saw their mating ritual like fighting and decided to make a fool of himself on the internet. A cursory look at the surrounding of the church reveals there is a thick bush on the left. Which is probably where the snakes came from.

If his prayer truly works, he should pray for a brain. Because the one he is currently using is obviously not functional. All these simpletons opening churches to hustle for their next meal sef.

If your own brain was functional you wouldn't mention mating. Are those not pythons? Are they grown to talk about mating.

Kirinwa:


If your own brain was functional you wouldn't mention mating. Are those not pythons? Are they grown to talk about mating.

Mumu what is the smallest possible size of a sexually matured python? Let's start from there. You morons just rush to comment without thinking. I have been making quick work of u idiots all day. You will just be my latest victim.

So answer the question. What is the smallest possible size of a sexually matured python? Let the schooling begin. Another idiot is about to get it.

Fvck killing animals and humans alike since 1299BC

Kirinwa:


If your own brain was functional you wouldn't mention mating. Are those not pythons? Are they grown to talk about mating.

those pythons are big enough to mate. Even at about 1.5m for an african rock python, they are mating already

nwabekeyi:
those pythons are big enough to mate. Even at about 1.5m for an african rock python, they are mating already

Don't help that idiot. I want to finish the fool. Lol

Is tge man trying to say smtn?

DEXTROVERT:
Thank
You
Jesus

Don't
Rush
To
Criticize
What
YOU
Cant
Disprove

Sorry.

themanderon:
The things of the spirit is foolishness to the carnal man.

Spirit ko ghost ni. Mumu.

Franking:


Spirit ko ghost ni. Mumu.

I can only pray for your demon possessed soul. You don't know what you are doing.