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Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 11:27am On Nov 21, 2018
You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.

Warning: All attempts by certain pained men to divert the topic will be nipped in the bud.

Cc
highqueen
cooluzi
rextizzle
saff
lefulefu

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by planetx13: 11:29am On Nov 21, 2018
You are walking down the street and you see a pretty girl. You make a move and approach her. She is so sweet and cool and you guys start chatting , for there she agrees to go out with you . You take her out maybe once or twice and spend some money...

After doing all the shakara in the world, she agrees to visit and one thing leads to another.....Lo and behold your expensive air freshener becomes a "learner" and the stench from the kitty can make someone turn in the grave. The pant is even torn ( who knows if it the smell from the kitty that caused it).

Nobody wants a smelly kitty ... it Will be nice if you pigs try and take your hygiene seriously .

Take the advice seriously so that you do not become a bachelorette till 70, and to avoid stories that touch if you are lucky enough to find someone.

Meanwhile mouth odour happens to both sexes so include your fellow women in your loop sided advice

Ciao

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by LuciferElohim: 11:30am On Nov 21, 2018
funmisticqueen:
[s]You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.[/s]


Halitosis is nothing compared to rotten fish odour from vaginas.
At least it is not contagious.

*spits angry

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 11:31am On Nov 21, 2018
LuciferElohim:


Halitosis is nothing compared to rotten fish odour from vaginas.
At least it is not contagious.
*spits angry
Stick to the topic. bless you son

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by ojun50(m): 11:34am On Nov 21, 2018
LuciferElohim:



Halitosis is nothing compared to rotten fish odour from vaginas.

At least it is not contagious.

*spits angry
try use yr brain at the right time,
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by samysmoothfresh: 11:37am On Nov 21, 2018
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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Headlesschicken(m): 11:52am On Nov 21, 2018
undecided Raise yuh standard gal,u attract what u already are,stop dating wheelbarrow boys....

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 12:02pm On Nov 21, 2018
Lol op u have already listed the solution for mouth odour and iyam sure any guy afflicted with it here will observe some of the things u listed derecheesy. I have always said its essential b4 u go to bed in the night try to brush so as to remove food particles. If u say u dont want to finish ur toothpaste cos u dont have money then try to use water to rinse ur mouth or use chewing stick. Remove dose food particles biko b4 it turns ur mouth into gutter wey dey smell. And mostly its guys who are heavily into smoking and consumption of excessive alcohol who dont wash their mouth properly dat tend to be mostly afflicted with offensive mouth odour. This is why i include lots of vegetables and fruits for my diet. Cant be talking to someone and d person wil be turnin his/her nose elsewherecheesy.

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided Raise yuh standard gal,u attract what u already are,stop dating wheelbarrow boys....
see guy i don see some wheel barrow pushers and bus conductors with good mouth odour than some corprate guys on suit wey dey get horrible mouth odour. Person wey wan dirty go dirty irregardless of professioncheesy.
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by highqueen(f): 12:11pm On Nov 21, 2018
My dear, not just mouth odour.
What of the body odour part?
Hei, these men won't kill me. Make no mistake to enter a public transport where a sweating man is beside you, I swear you will be gasping for air, the kind of odour that oozes out from their body parts is nothing to write home about.


These men are really dirty, 90% of them hardly takes birth at least, twice a day.

Come down to their balls. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed that one, not only does it has forest as hairs, but also has a stinking smell, the smell of a deadrat is better off.


You guys should improve on your hygienes biko.
It's getting out of hand.

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 12:12pm On Nov 21, 2018
funmisticqueen:
You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.

Warning: All attempts by certain pained men to divert the topic will be nipped in the bud.

Cc
highqueen
cooluzi
rextizzle
saff
lefulefu
but wait oocheesy i certainly dont agree dat if a guy has smelly mouth or has poor hygiene dat might make him unable to get a woman. If d guy get money na dem go dey rush am ooocheesy. Ok look at oga tinubu that has big big yellow teeth and i am very sure he must have horrible mouth odour.. Is he not married to a beautiful womancheesy. Yes its good for a man to maintain his hygiene but a very dirty man with the most smelly mouth in d world can still get d woman of his dream as long as im akant is heavy.

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 12:21pm On Nov 21, 2018
planetx13:
You are walking down the street and you see a pretty girl. You make a move and approach her. She is so sweet and cool and you guys start chatting , for there she agrees to go out with you . You take her out maybe once or twice and spend some money...

After doing all the shakara in the world, she agrees to visit and one thing leads to another.....Lo and behold your expensive air freshener becomes a "learner" and the stench from the kitty can make someone turn in the grave. The pant is even torn ( who knows if it the smell from the kitty that caused it).

Nobody wants a smelly kitty ... it Will be nice if you pigs try and take your hygiene seriously .

Take the advice seriously so that you do not become a bachelorette till 70, and to avoid stories that touch if you are lucky enough to find someone.

Meanwhile mouth odour happens to both sexes so include your fellow women in your loop sided advice

Ciao


i think in terms of mouth odour naija babes dey really try for dat one. Many of d ladies i dey come across most of their mouth smell good. D few ones with offensive odour na d ones wey dey indulge in unhealthy habits like drinking and smoking...though some few ones who even smoke still take pains to maintain their mouth hygiene. But sadly not d same for we guys. Some guys dont just care. Where many naija babes dey quick fall hands na the odour of their hair. Many dey find am hard to maintain their hair dat if dem near u u might jus faint wit d odour dat comes from d hair.

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Cladez(m): 12:21pm On Nov 21, 2018
All these evening newspapers every time a year is added unto them they come up with an excuse for being single.


What type of death is worse than perceiving the fishy odour from an average Nigerian girl's vjay.

if you have nothing sensible to say just get the f out of here

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 12:30pm On Nov 21, 2018
funmisticqueen:
You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.

Warning: All attempts by certain pained men to divert the topic will be nipped in the bud.

Cc
highqueen
cooluzi
rextizzle
saff
lefulefu

I dn laugh taya
WTF
Babe you wicked oh
Jesus grin grin grin grin

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 1:19pm On Nov 21, 2018
lefulefu:
but wait oocheesy i certainly dont agree dat if a guy has smelly mouth or has poor hygiene dat might make him unable to get a woman. If d guy get money na dem go dey rush am ooocheesy. Ok look at oga tinubu that has big big yellow teeth and i am very sure he must have horrible mouth odour.. Is he not married to a beautiful womancheesy. Yes its good for a man to maintain his hygiene but a very dirty man with the most smelly mouth in d world can still get d woman of his dream as long as im akant is heavy.
they might rush him, but it will never go beyond first date

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 1:20pm On Nov 21, 2018
Cladez:
All these evening newspapers every time a year is added unto them they come up with an excuse for being single.


What type of death is worse than perceiving the fishy odour from an average Nigerian girl's vjay.

if you have nothing sensible to say just get the f out of here
pls stick with the topic.
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 1:22pm On Nov 21, 2018
lefulefu:
i think in terms of mouth odour naija babes dey really try for dat one. Many of d ladies i dey come across most of their mouth smell good. D few ones with offensive odour na d ones wey dey indulge in unhealthy habits like drinking and smoking...though some few ones who even smoke still take pains to maintain their mouth hygiene. But sadly not d same for we guys. Some guys dont just care. Where many naija babes dey quick fall hands na the odour of their hair. Many dey find am hard to maintain their hair dat if dem near u u might jus faint wit d odour dat comes from d hair.
plain truth. but please try to stay on topic which is about mouth odour in men, not females, not vaginal odour or any other body part odour.
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by cooluzi: 1:23pm On Nov 21, 2018
funmisticqueen:
You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.

Warning: All attempts by certain pained men to divert the topic will be nipped in the bud.

Cc
highqueen
cooluzi
rextizzle
saff
lefulefu
not every guy sha.... what about you do you always shave down there
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 1:43pm On Nov 21, 2018
No ronaldo no messi in ballon D'or final three . Isnt that weird?
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Liliyann(f): 1:44pm On Nov 21, 2018
cheesy
Funny but true
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Optionally(f): 1:49pm On Nov 21, 2018
LuciferElohim:



Halitosis is nothing compared to rotten fish odour from vaginas.
At least it is not contagious.

*spits angry

[img]https://media1./images/fff2e7d8ce2239c31406ba24e107ab2d/tenor.gif?itemid=4905184[/img]
Shut up. Vagina doesn't smell.it use to smell but now it has stopped.
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 1:53pm On Nov 21, 2018
Optionally:
Shut up. Vagina doesn't smell.it use to smell but now it has stopped.
oww. You talking bou yours right ?

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Godw1n(m): 2:10pm On Nov 21, 2018
planetx13:
You are walking down the street and you see a pretty girl. You make a move and approach her. She is so sweet and cool and you guys start chatting , for there she agrees to go out with you . You take her out maybe once or twice and spend some money...

After doing all the shakara in the world, she agrees to visit and one thing leads to another.....Lo and behold your expensive air freshener becomes a "learner" and the stench from the kitty can make someone turn in the grave. The pant is even torn ( who knows if it the smell from the kitty that caused it).

Nobody wants a smelly kitty ... it Will be nice if you pigs try and take your hygiene seriously .

Take the advice seriously so that you do not become a bachelorette till 70, and to avoid stories that touch if you are lucky enough to find someone.

Meanwhile mouth odour happens to both sexes so include your fellow women in your loop sided advice

Ciao


bro you forgot to add tips on how to have a odorless vjay
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 2:16pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:



These men are really dirty, 90% of them hardly takes birth at least, twice a day.


You birth everyday? How cute!!!

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 2:20pm On Nov 21, 2018
Admin401:

You birth everyday? How cute!!!
lols
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Ranchhoddas: 2:23pm On Nov 21, 2018
edictng:
No ronaldo no messi in ballon D'or final three . Isnt that weird?
No it isn't. In fact I'm glad!

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Ranchhoddas: 2:24pm On Nov 21, 2018
Admin401:

You birth everyday? How cute!!!
That girl na senior olodo!

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by babyfaceafrica: 2:26pm On Nov 21, 2018
super story
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by makydebbie(f): 2:29pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:


Come down to their balls. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed that one, not only does it has forest as hairs, but also has a stinking smell, the smell of a deadrat is better off.


You guys should improve on your hygienes biko.
It's getting out of hand.
This statement means you fvck or roll with dirty guys or do you perceive a guys balls by walking down the street? undecided



Anyways, I hope this op knows mouth odor is not peculiar to guys alone. This is a myopic thread.

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 2:29pm On Nov 21, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
That girl na senior olodo!
nah slay queen, wetin you expect

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 2:31pm On Nov 21, 2018
makydebbie:
This statement means you fvck or roll with dirty guys or do you perceive a guys balls by walking down the street? undecided



Anyways, I hope this op knows mouth odor is not peculiar to guys alone. This is a myopic thread.
real truth. I like tat

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