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If Football Was A School Check This Out by justino57(m): 4:58am On Nov 25, 2018 |
Owner- *Johan Cruyff*
1. Principal- *Sir Alex Ferguson*.
2. Vice principal- *Carlo Ancelotti*.
3.Woodwork Teacher- *Jurgen Klopp*.
4. Professor of Chemistry- *Pep Guardiola*
5. Professor of Philosophy- *Louis Van Gaal*
6. Spoiled Student who always dodge
classes and run after fancy girls - *Neymar*.
7. Student who always wants to see himself
with high marks- *Cristiano ronaldo*.
8. Student who is always sick- *Gareth Bale*.
9. Student who is gifted in class-
*Ronaldinho*.
10. Student who always bites other school
children- *Luis Suarez*.
11. Student who calls the teacher to come to
class all the time- *Xavi*.
12. The finest student in carpentry, graphics
and art the entire school- *Andrea Pirlo*.
13. Students who always cause problems at
school- *Pepe,*
*Diego Costa,* *Gennaro Gattuso,* *Joey
Barton,* *Cantona*, *Di Canio*
14. Student who is always kicked out from
the classroom- *Sergio Ramos*.
15.Most attractive student who always
wears fancy- *Beckham*-
16. Student who moves to a new school
every now and then- *Zlatan Ibrahimovic*.
17.Student who always makes jokes at the
back- *Marcelo*.
18. Student who likes easy exams and seeks
transfer to less competitive schools - *Dani
Alves*-
19. Student who comes to school for girls
only- *Paul Pogba*-
20. Student who is always at school, never
been absent also with rich parents but still
fails - *Memphis Depay*
21. School bus driver- *Jose Mourinho*
Economics Professor- *Arsene Wenger*
22. Student who knows better than the
teacher- *Lionel Messi*
'Go & argue wt de Bus Driver' Mourinho. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If Football Was A School Check This Out by Iceberg3: 5:02am On Nov 25, 2018 |
Nobody does it better than ManCity. Btw,back to daura,thank you. 1 Like |
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