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If Football Was A School Check This Out by justino57(m): 4:58am On Nov 25, 2018
Owner- *Johan Cruyff* 1. Principal- *Sir Alex Ferguson*. 2. Vice principal- *Carlo Ancelotti*. 3.Woodwork Teacher- *Jurgen Klopp*. 4. Professor of Chemistry- *Pep Guardiola* 5. Professor of Philosophy- *Louis Van Gaal* 6. Spoiled Student who always dodge classes and run after fancy girls - *Neymar*. 7. Student who always wants to see himself with high marks- *Cristiano ronaldo*. 8. Student who is always sick- *Gareth Bale*. 9. Student who is gifted in class- *Ronaldinho*. 10. Student who always bites other school children- *Luis Suarez*. 11. Student who calls the teacher to come to class all the time- *Xavi*. 12. The finest student in carpentry, graphics and art the entire school- *Andrea Pirlo*. 13. Students who always cause problems at school- *Pepe,* *Diego Costa,* *Gennaro Gattuso,* *Joey Barton,* *Cantona*, *Di Canio* 14. Student who is always kicked out from the classroom- *Sergio Ramos*. 15.Most attractive student who always wears fancy- *Beckham*- 16. Student who moves to a new school every now and then- *Zlatan Ibrahimovic*. 17.Student who always makes jokes at the back- *Marcelo*. 18. Student who likes easy exams and seeks transfer to less competitive schools - *Dani Alves*- 19. Student who comes to school for girls only- *Paul Pogba*- 20. Student who is always at school, never been absent also with rich parents but still fails - *Memphis Depay* 21. School bus driver- *Jose Mourinho* Economics Professor- *Arsene Wenger* 22. Student who knows better than the teacher- *Lionel Messi* 'Go & argue wt de Bus Driver' Mourinho.

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Re: If Football Was A School Check This Out by Iceberg3: 5:02am On Nov 25, 2018
Nobody does it better than ManCity.

Btw,back to daura,thank you.

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