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Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 10:15am On Aug 02, 2010
Calabar Corpers are very hungry. A dog ran into the guys camp belonging to the army and never came back. A thorough search was made and when they got to the guys camp they found the jaw of d dog in the guys camp. Suddenly a guy came out running with d dog intestine in his hand and another guy chasing him with a knife(both wearing boxers) the searchers went in and meet guys putting justice to the goat. When questioned, one of d corper said " we heard it on radio that the Calabar people are doing free-will donation to Calabar corpers so we thought d dog is for us". These group of corpers are Calabars.
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by snthesis(m): 10:27am On Aug 02, 2010
wetin b dis?
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 10:33am On Aug 02, 2010
^^ if u get enough time for that cyber café, go through d post again.
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by StudioCFR(m): 10:39am On Aug 02, 2010
I still dey find the joke oh
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by snthesis(m): 11:03am On Aug 02, 2010
abeg if u c d joke- let me knw
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by StudioCFR(m): 11:07am On Aug 02, 2010
Mtchew lol
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 11:37am On Aug 02, 2010
Studio CFR:

Mtchew [b]lo[/b]l
That is the result of the joke grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by blacksta(m): 11:40am On Aug 02, 2010
poster

You should be jailed for 10 year for the crime of  " bandwidth wastage"

grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by cynthoney(f): 12:20pm On Aug 02, 2010
<coughs vigorously>

i need water pls,

xynerise,u wan kill me?

2dry for comfort.try again pls grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 12:25pm On Aug 02, 2010
grin sad grin angry grin angry grin angry
I no fit laugh and vex make I just wink
This is no joke, it is for real. My brother was posted to Jigawa state. He was there.
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by cynthoney(f): 12:32pm On Aug 02, 2010
really?

but,is that true abt d increase abi na just rumour?
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 12:50pm On Aug 02, 2010
Na rumourly true my sister.
Why u dey rush to know? Abi na Pre-NCE u dey do for Alvan Ikoku college of Ejucation? grin grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by snthesis(m): 1:15pm On Aug 02, 2010
cynthoney- u hav jst been yabbed- shocked
dis yabis 2bad shocked shocked- na u dey finish like dis? shocked shocked
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 1:20pm On Aug 02, 2010
snthesis:

cynthoney- u hav jst been yabbed- shocked
dis yabis 2bad shocked shocked- na u dey finish like dis? shocked shocked
Shatap u no be her course mate? grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by snthesis(m): 1:34pm On Aug 02, 2010
atleast i b student- na u b d gateman grin grin grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by StudioCFR(m): 1:40pm On Aug 02, 2010
Hehehe college of ejaculation
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by cynthoney(f): 3:02pm On Aug 02, 2010
xynerise:

Na rumourly true my sister.
Why u dey rush to know? Abi na Pre-NCE u dey do for Alvan Ikoku college of Ejucation? grin grin

u kw xynerise,i been like u but no let me roll that toad tongue of urs out of your mouth oh tongue

c me,c modern froggie!

go kiss python!!!

Studio CFR:

Hehehe college of expulsion


u,if u no comment for issue wey concern me den your head don better

c as e dey laugh like bush-baby,eke!
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by Dyt(f): 3:09pm On Aug 02, 2010
hmmm cant imagine ow d doctor ll feel
actually imaginin his anger n hatred at d moment
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by sledge406: 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2010
Xynerise, dem suppose tie u for back of trailer make ur body dey roll for ground while in motion. Which kind rubbish be dis one? And u dey happy with yourself

Indeed waste of Bandwidth.

Cynthoney, e nor hard to figure say na amebo na im u be for real life grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by cynthoney(f): 4:14pm On Aug 02, 2010
c me c wahala

u wan deny me now?

no be u talk say make i ask,

now na u dey call me amebo

no allow snake kiss ur tongue oh tongue
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by StudioCFR(m): 10:53pm On Aug 02, 2010
Lol amebo
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by EfemenaXY: 11:35pm On Aug 02, 2010
Really awful joke!

I have no sense of humour

Xynerise angry angry

my patience is running thin with u - I nor wan yab u

Efe dey give u 2nd chance - now pls post sotin meaningful

**prepares to whip his sorry a.s.s if another bad joke is posted**
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by cynthoney(f): 6:49am On Aug 03, 2010
Efe,where u dey since?

coming online wen i left

anyway,hows? wink
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by bashydemy(m): 8:01am On Aug 03, 2010
Just passing bye
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by sledge406: 8:22am On Aug 03, 2010
Cynthoney, u don reach work dis monin
Hw body

@Bashed Demy
U eyes dey wear cloth before check ur signature!
BTW, it is just passing bye by!
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by cynthoney(f): 8:30am On Aug 03, 2010
my dear, i dey oh

i dey come work lastest at 6.30am

it's not funny at all to me sad
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by EfemenaXY: 2:00pm On Aug 03, 2010
cynthoney:

Efe,where u dey since?

coming online wen i left

anyway,hows? wink

My dear nor be my fault na sad sad

dem wan kill pessin with work 4 here. .

e nor easy - body nor be stone o! undecided

anyways I'm fine jor - thanks for asking cheesy cheesy
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by cynthoney(f): 2:58pm On Aug 03, 2010
same with me babe

but we r survivors cheesy
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 6:32pm On Aug 03, 2010
@efe. E be like say u want make I tell them say na bag of garri u take sew G string pant? grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by xynerise: 6:33pm On Aug 03, 2010
@efe. E be like say u want make I tell them say na bag of garri u take sew G string pant? grin
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by OMAALE(m): 7:34pm On Aug 03, 2010
Bia Mr Poster wetin be dis? angry
Re: Calabar corpers Are Angry. Lol(modified) by StudioCFR(m): 8:10am On Aug 04, 2010
Stale

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