@Dual, U no funny at all o!

@op, buy her a masaratti spot, take her for shopin in paris, n promise her honey moon in shanghai!

Anything said here and carried forward wouldn't have come from the heart, you alone know her personality and that's good enough ground on which to build your wits, you must have done something for the ''green light'' she gave you in the first instance, whatever that was, it worked! That's your cue, develop and run with it.

PS>> Funny quips from Dualcore.

What a shame

Poster is your head screwed on  and please stop behaving like a  wimp. If I heard you correct you  want to tell a girl you just meet “that you love her” Please be assured  that the so call girl will dump you with a text message within a couple of hours.

Please keep your trousers on for a bit longer. You don’t even know girl well  for the sake of God she could be a reincarnated witch.

Please stop thinking with your manhood – use your brain – and control yourself  and dont let your feelings turn you into someone  who is wrecked by their emotions

Understand the girl before you  take this leap of faith

Don’t guys ever learn. 

Do it the warri way, Carry am go correct joint (no be fast food oo). Buy am kpomo, shaki, show-boy or isi-ewu then step down with monkey tail. Don't say any thing after, she go just kolo follow u. The next na do as i say. Works all the time.

Te amo Abi no be the thing Rihanna dey talk for her song.

Be careful how you throw the word 'love' around. That said, give her a box of 100 condoms. In case she is seeing someone else, at least she will be practicing safe-sex. That way the three, (or is it the ten?) of you are all protected.

What is this thing called love?
What is this thing called, love?
What?, is this thing called love?   

GO FIGURE, dumbass.

Remebering how beautiful she is

@Poster. like you said you've already told her that you are in love with her. You dont have to say it all the time or do something extraordinary to prove it, just bieng yourself does the trick, and if she's genuinly in love with you she should be able to read between the lines. Start spending more time with her. Show interest in who she is and wanting to know more about her person person.

Oh! make her laugh a lot there's nothing sweeter than that. My first love (not first boyfriend) had me going on this one, and apparently the reason why he couldnt get enough of our relationship was how we could laugh together, Try it.

@ Dual core

i burst out laughing when i read ur comment honestly

ROFLMAO.

Dual_Core, U just confirmed it: U NO WELL AT ALL!

Where are u posting from?

If its Naija, the only language of LOVE these ladies {who sagg} knows is
# {Naira}, $ , pounds or Euro.

Once u have any of these, THEY WILL LOVE U TILL DIE.

Re: Creative Ways Of Sayin I Love U

@Op, so long as love is concern, dia's no creative way of tellin a gurl "I LOVE U." or, r u promisin her d whole world?

If no, den, get her a nice ring as a gift, invite her over at d weekend, n let "Romeo do d Julletin." ASAP!!!

infartuation or lust not quite the same as love---so stop putting the cart b4 the horse

u dont need to say i love u to get in a gal panties----sry u prob live in nigeria ,so i guess if u aint paying her---u gat to tell her u love---to eff her-----u poor sods

Go and pupu inside potty and present it to her, i'm telling you she will love you more than you've ever expected. Just try it

@dual core

if to sey I be woman I go follow you shapshap.

@usbcable
why won't u follow (20 million) , u still get hope just turn to a girl.
@poster
Friday is the best day of all days to take a girl out. All depends on where u live my friend, if is Lagos you are in right location whether main or island. all you need do is to find a very nice bobbling place like club or relaxation center that is very unique to spend quality time together but never make move toward that area(coded) except she gives green light toward it. share things that will make her feel special and leave a landmark for the night. good-luck!

Like one guy said straff am well-well then afterwards if u still feel like say u love am straff am again I tell u after the 3rd time if U still love am, then U fit tell am all the jagbajantis love when u want tell am.

omolayo1:

@usbcable
why won't u follow (20 million) , u still get hope just turn to a girl.

if I turn a transexual I have betrayed my sweetheart nah. Moreover, am pleased to remain as I am ( I DEY KAMPE).


@poster,
do whatever you feel comfortable doing, if she likes you she wont mind what it is.

@Poster It's more than words,
It's more than what you say,
It's the things you do,
oh yeah,

Now that I've tried to,
talk to you and make you understand,
All you have to do,
is close your eyes,
And just reach out your hands,
and touch me,
Hold me close don't ever let me go,

More than words,
is all I ever needed you to show,
Then you wouldn't have to say,
that you love me,
Cause I'd already know,

What would you do?

12:31 am
**phone rings**
Okay D's babe wakes up and picks

Okay D: Baby! It's more than words,
It's more than what you say,
It's the things you do,
oh yeah,

Now that I've tried to,
talk to you and make you understand,
All you have to do,
is close your eyes,
And just reach out your hands,
and touch me,
Hold me close don't ever let me go,

More than words,
is all I ever needed you to show,
Then you wouldn't have to say,
that you love me,
Cause I'd already know,

What would you do?


Okay D's Babe: Are you done?

Okay D: Yes dear, that was from my heart

Okay D's Babe: Ok, make westlife no catch you sha

**Babe ends call and goes back to bed hoping she continues the dream she was having about Okay D banging her pieces**

Dual Core:

12:31 am
**phone rings**
Okay D's babe wakes up and picks

Okay D: Baby! It's more than words,
It's more than what you say,
It's the things you do,
oh yeah,

Now that I've tried to,
talk to you and make you understand,
All you have to do,
is close your eyes,
And just reach out your hands,
and touch me,
Hold me close don't ever let me go,

More than words,
is all I ever needed you to show,
Then you wouldn't have to say,
that you love me,
Cause I'd already know,

What would you do?


Okay D's Babe: Are you done?

Okay D: Yes dear, that was from my heart

Okay D's Babe: Ok, make westlife no catch you sha

**Babe ends call and goes back to bed hoping she continues the dream she was having about Okay D banging her pieces**

This dual core! who u be sef?? u no go carry laf kill me! ROTFLMAO

Dual Core:

12:31 am
**phone rings**
Okay D's babe wakes up and picks

Okay D: Baby! It's more than words,
It's more than what you say,
It's the things you do,
oh yeah,

Now that I've tried to,
talk to you and make you understand,
All you have to do,
is close your eyes,
And just reach out your hands,
and touch me,
Hold me close don't ever let me go,

More than words,
is all I ever needed you to show,
Then you wouldn't have to say,
that you love me,
Cause I'd already know,

What would you do?


Okay D's Babe: Are you done?

Okay D: Yes dear, that was from my heart

Okay D's Babe: Ok, make westlife no catch you sha

**Babe ends call and goes back to bed hoping she continues the dream she was having about Okay D banging her pieces**

Why not have her name tattooed on the under side of your sack?

@dual core, u are one gr8 piece of work. . . omo ur talented. . . cant stop laffing here

its a first date. its too early to go all out

if she like Jesse jags, dont just sing it for her. the two of u cld do the song 2geda. bt know ur lines wella. Then after so much fun where ever?? wait for the right time and ejaculate the right words to her face. the timing gotta be right pappi.

Dual core, Dual core, Dual core!!! How many times i call you? I can't stop laughing! You too much.
@poster, follow Dual core's advice!

Stallion84:

if she like Jesse jags, dont just sing it for her. the two of u cld do the song 2geda. bt know your lines wella. Then after so much fun where ever?? wait for the right time and expel the right words to her face. the timing gotta be right pappi.

Wow! I love that, Nice idea.

Drive her in your Range Rover to Lekki Phase 1, and Board the Presh Boat to one of the Beaches with a nice meal. Cuddle her all the way to and fro without saying a word. If she asks why you arent talking, simply say "I am thinking of you and our future babies".

On a first date?
Dats freaky.

warripekin:

Do it the warri way, Carry am go correct joint (no be fast food oo). Buy am kpomo, shaki, show-boy or isi-ewu then step down with monkey tail. Don't say any thing after, she go just kolo follow u. The next na do as i say. Works all the time.

Guy u want to kill me with laugh,
i tell you the girl go run sharp sharp
even pako gurl want better thing something different.