I finally killed the Monitor lizard I have been monitoring for sometime in my Backyard...
It was a subtle and Sneak kill...
Immediately I saw the Monitor Lizard in my backyard through my Window, I rushed out with a shovel and I sneak behind the Shitty bastard With a two coach fence blocking the reptile line of vision and with my good shovel in my right hand, I jumped on top of the fence and pinned the Monitor Lizard down with the shovel i am holding when it was trying to escape but after 4 season of Flash, no lizard can outfast me and I requested for a cutlass from my younger sister to finish the Job.
Lalasticlala choice of meat

So village people can not stroll past your back yard again


Better go make sacrifices in next 7days, or else....

Denikayan:
So village people can not stroll past your back yard again


Better go make sacrifices in next 7days, or else....

or else what

The Monitor Lizard after I skinned it Professionally

During Roasting

Served Hot with a Keg of P.W

Hargbo:
or else what

Have told you my own. Only hekp I can do for you now is to tell you what to do to avert the repercussions

Some local champions under the guise of Animal Rights Association will come here to condemn this heroic act.


Nice one Op, gain more nutrients. .

Jesus H. Christ!



God forbid!

Denikayan:



Have told you my own. Only hekp I can do for you now is to tell you what to do to avert the repercussions

ok oo am all ears

Hargbo:
ok oo am all ears

Buy black matured goat
Pepper
Vegtable oil
Tin Tomatoe
1 Bowl of Garri
3 Bottle water
Maggi, salt, ginger and Garlic
I dozen of big size snail
Fresh vegetables
Roasted Fish
The whole of a cow's tail
Tooth pick and Serviette paper

And Finally, 12.5kg of cooking gas



Tie all this together and go put at Lekki round about. 1.30am sharp

Denikayan:



Buy black matured goat
Pepper
Vegtable oil
Tin Tomatoe
1 Bowl of Garri
3 Bottle water
Maggi, salt, ginger and Garlic
I dozen of big size snail
Fresh vegetables
Roasted Fish
The whole of a cow's tail
Tooth pick and Serviette paper

And Finally, 12.5kg of cooking gas



Tie all this together and go put at Lekki round about. 1.30am sharp

are you sure I am feeding the Village people or your Family, am soory sir, its not an insult, am just asking a question sir Oo...pls don't be offended Oo, are you sure you are not offended, sir please na don't take it personal na, Mo in Pe kema binu nau, Bros no vex na, am just asking a questinon o, haba na small thing u don dey vex, u don dey order for mor sacrificial offerings....I will do everything you ask me to do, but there is one issue, I don't have transport fare