In a remarkable and brazen act of one-upmanship,a certain Akinwumni has snatched from Debosky,the love of his life-J-Girl.

Debosky and J-Girl had been deeply in love for ages and had concluded plans for marriage.I was contacted on my availability to act as best man at the wedding.It seems this love affair has turned sour.

A certain Akinwumni has caught the eye of J-Girl and has led her to reconsider her plans for marriage to Debosky.She told me that this Akin happens to be her "dream man".I was shocked because I thought she loved Debosky.

On further enquiries,she revealed that Debosky was inadequate in bed and had failed to "satisfy her sexual needs"  She was tired of his "Speedy Gonzalez Love Making" which never lasted more than 60 seconds.

She has now fallen for another NairaLander-Akinwumni- and I am worried about the implications for my friend-Debosky.He has a troubled mental history .

Can anyone advice on this issue.Your input will be highly appreciated 

Hilarious you guys are nuts!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Da Battle line is drawn aiight.Tell tht Arse-Anal guy to bring it on Man Utd is never for once scared of anybody.

^{strolls out to continue is Taekwando Training}


@LadyT
We are more than nuts

Akin leave  J Girl alone o
she doesnt love you one bit
she's  my gunner bruv's wifey  and we never lose

pre-intimacy  warn ur fellow scummie o
before  you guys see red

4 Play:

In a remarkable and brazen act of one-upmanship,a certain Akinwumni has snatched from Debosky,the love of his life-J-Girl.

Debosky and J-Girl had been deeply in love for ages and had concluded plans for marriage.I was contacted on my availability to act as best man at the wedding.It seems this love affair has turned sour.

A certain Akinwumni has caught the eye of J-Girl and has led her to reconsider her plans for marriage to Debosky.She told me that this Akin happens to be her "dream man".I was shocked because I thought she loved Debosky.

On further enquiries,she revealed that Debosky was inadequate in bed and had failed to "satisfy her sexual needs" She was tired of his "Speedy Gonzalez Love Making" which never lasted more than 60 seconds.

She has now fallen for another NairaLander-Akinwumni- and I am worried about the implications for my friend-Debosky.He has a troubled mental history .

4play, this is the height. What are all the lies I'm reading in here?
What is it now? I promise you - i'm going to find Debosky in half a minute. This is just too much.

j-girl:


4play, this is the height. What are all the lies I'm reading in here?
What is it now? I promise you - i'm going to find Debosky in half a minute. This is just too much.

J Girl
so now . you dey take style deny my bro abi?

today na me and you here

Deny debosky? Muki - you wanna fight abi? We'll make this one both YIM and NL fight if you don't mind ya sef ooo!

mukina2:

J Girl
so now . you dey take style deny my bro abi?

The thing shock me o I thought they were in love

4play, if I catch you ehn! It's me and you - maybe we'll have our first online boxing ring.

j-girl:

Deny debosky? Muki - you want to fight abi? We'll make this one both YIM and Nairaland fight if you don't mind ya sef ooo!

better

akin see . . leave her alone

hmm 4play wetin you dey find?


muki wats up

^{Akin walks in wiv sweat all over his body after a hard training}

@Muki
Wetin be ur own.No dey stress the ANGEL jaree.

@J-girl
Sorry its the way i feel aiight.i cant help it ok

Na wa ooo, 4play, see your handiwork?

@ sisimose, she's gone

@4 play
Thanks man.I owe u one aiight.

@J-girl
SO whts gonna happen gurlie.

j-girl:



@ sisimose, she's gone

@jgirl
lmao that girl appears and disappears like that , abeg no be me o. she'll soon come dont worry, carry on

_{strolls into thread happily to see some action in this election}

A thread for Akinwunmi's political _romanceambition
Akinwunmi (MAN U) and Debosky (Arsenal) are about to contest for the presidency of the Republic of J-girl
4 Play is the INEC Chairman
Mukina is the campaign organisation chairman of Debosky
I can see some many spectators are in the house already

@ Akinwunmi
This is your chance now.
It's another time for election _{or is it selection}
Remember after this election it's going to take some time before another comes up
So, please use your chance wisely
Don't allow the activities of all those charlatans_{na M start the name} affect your moves o

_{finding a good spot to sit down to get a nice view before the match starts haven gotten some pop-corn and soda drink}

@ Mukina2
Where is your brother now?
Hope you can see Akinwunmi is training really hard_{pointing outside for Muki Muki to see}

@Sisi
Abii u too dey chase Muki?.Tlk make we knw oooo.We fit help u get her ok

@Dre
Where is a quality supporter when u need one.thanks man. E be like say Debo do ran oooooooooooooooooo.I no fit loose this one man.Na ma chance be this.I don dey for bkground for too long.

akinwunmi:

@Sisi
Abii u too dey chase Muki?.Tlk make we knw oooo.We fit help u get her ok

@Dre
Where is a quality supporter when u need one.thanks man. E be like say Debo do ran oooooooooooooooooo.I no fit loose this one man.Na ma chance be this.I don dey for bkground for too long.

abeg o! why i go chase muki, i no be lesbian thank you hehehe , me wey don old for marriage

@ Sisimose
You don old for marriage? lol
Do you want a thread too?
As you can see, it is election _selectionperiod
Just tell me who you wan contest for_{tries to put ear close to Sisimose's mouth}

Guys, you are not serious.

Debosky is unavailable right now due to circumstances beyond his control

@ J-girl
He is not available due to circumstances beyond his control _{rolling on the floor with laughter}
I'm I smelling a rat?
His presidency is being challenged and he his not available?
J-girl, you're beginning to sound biased o
The guy should come and fight like a man jo

@Dre
the guy see 6 packs.he dey unavailable like network.

@Sisi
I think say u be one ni ooo.No offence

Dr. Dre:

@ Sisimose
You don old for marriage? lol
Do you want a thread too?
As you can see, it is election _selectionperiod
Just tell me who you wan contest for_{tries to put ear close to Sisimose's mouth}

_{whispers to Dre Dre's big itchy ears} . ''abeg make we leave this matter, the day wey my husband no behave himself i go come see you''  (nah play oo!)

@akin

@Sisi
I think say u be one ni ooo.No offence

lmao no oo!! and here i was thinking you were joking anyway i am not offended,

@ Sisimose
Please, are you married already?
If your husband see this one now you go enter trouble o

lol i know abeg i dey go.

@ Sisimose
Okay, no fight your husband o
Take care

Dr. Dre - I know he would be up for it if he were here. But since he's not, leave him alone.

Akinwunmi, Which 6 packs did he see?

@ J-girl
So, are you trying to support Debosky or what?
Seems you are encouraging him to use the power of incumbency manipulate this election_selection

I just don't want you to think he's intimidated.

@ J-girl
Okay, no problem
I don't think he is intimidated at all
I know he will want to fight back _{and that's what I'm waiting for}
I'm just trying that he don't use unfair advantage
Whenever he comes, I will be glad to see what he will do
Afterall, nobody will let an angel go without a fight

what a gwaan all up in here?