So, the year end is upon us already and before we know it, we'll all be screaming Happy New Year and be very excited for the new year as if it will miraculously be better than the former without us doing something differently. Anyways, dahs talk for another day. Here are the things that definitely shouldn't enter 2019 with you.

1. I wish I had met you before marrying her. This has to be 1 of the greatest scams of all time. The lines have evolved but the message hasn't changed. My sister, if he didn't meet you before he got wifed up, have sense and waka comot. You're still there wondering what could have been shey? No worry, na so person dey take become sidechic no 4! Contunu!

2. Ladies proposing in public and getting rejected. Look ladies, safe to say we have gone this route and it has mostly bin an epic fail. Something about us in Nigeria is not just ready for it yet.

If you wan propose to man and you no sure im go talk 'yes'...please do it privately so we wee nor watch ur video and laugh at you. No be say we wicked o, but laughter is good for the soul, and laugh we must!

3. Zoning of any kind. Chai...which zone have we not heard of in this life! Y'all need to stop zoning people, and if you have been zoned, you seriously need to stop trying to get out of it. Just stay in your place and fulfil ya divine calling abeg. We are tired of all ya wahala

4. I don't do long distance relationship. Berra kip kwayet. You don't do what? You stay at Berger, she stays at Ogijo and ya here saying rubbish. If transport fare to and fro her house is competing with bus fare to Ijebu Ode, Biko you're in long distance relationship. Come and carry ya thing.

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