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Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by casper(m): 2:30am On Jun 16, 2005

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote:
"Woman, without her man, is a savage."

The women wrote:
"Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

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How can you tell a woman is about to say
something intelligent?

It begins with the words,"He said." wink

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by Greatpeter(m): 3:02pm On Jul 06, 2005

So this means woman depends solely on man to survive grin

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by kodewrita(m): 6:32pm On Jul 20, 2005

Why do men like smart women?

....Opposites attract.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?

.....We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty; we iron -- they wrinkle.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

.....Make him wear shoes.

What did God say after creating man?

.....I can do so much better.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?

....."My wife says..."

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

.....So men can understand them.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?

.....To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

.....Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

.....Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?

.....When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by Chxta(m): 5:43pm On Jul 22, 2005

First all women parking lot...

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Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by hotangel2(f): 7:56pm On Jul 22, 2005

Chxta.. talk about drunk men parking lot.

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by Chxta(m): 8:45am On Jul 25, 2005

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?

Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calender, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!"

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by rubie(f): 10:52am On Sep 12, 2007

@ Chxta

This is wicked.

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by Migines(m): 2:44pm On Sep 12, 2007

@kodewrita
Thumbs up

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Sep 13, 2007

hmmm CHeeta sorry chxxta where have u been?
i love ur jokes there are humorous grin

have a pleasant day filled wid lafta and peace grin

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by tommyex(m): 8:32pm On Sep 13, 2007

CHXTA

WELLDONE OO,SO FUNNY,RUBIE HI OR HI RUBIE(LOL)

Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by nqwerdaser: 2:25pm On Nov 06, 2008

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