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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 4:09pm On May 03, 2011 |
@ cristen, composition about my oldman. my daddies name his baba mi, his mamarrying my momi maami, my daddy i have born childrens (mans and womans) my daddy his yellowish is colouring, he have tall, he have never fat plenty. my daddy his owner my village. God blessing him. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ajibel(m): 12:03pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Funkymallam(m): 12:41pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
Kai! U ressurecteded am por thread and come dey luk am lyk shanu |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ajibel(m): 7:25pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
Funkymallam: i wish it still exist |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Funkymallam(m): 10:09pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
K na. Gud one |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:46pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Was we Back? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 10:32pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
I shocking this tred is still hasnt die, it is tey o |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 6:44am On Nov 23, 2011 |
The thing is fearing me ooo |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 3:47pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
how will the tread died when plenty peoples liking to rising olden days tread |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 9:54am On Nov 24, 2011 |
English Killers I can see u na yet to kill english on the contrary It will kill of una |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:02pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
Am was appointed the New Teacher for the New semestery |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 3:45pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
Who the teacher would be? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yoboone(m): 3:50pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
THIS WAS WHY ALL MY CHILD MUST WENT TO SCHOOL. I CAN SAW THEM SPEAKS LIKE U. WHEN I IS A KID, I SPEAKS FINE ENGRISH. ASKED MY FADA HE GO TELL U. lol |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 8:51pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
Me is learn english too |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Agybabe(f): 8:55pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
I has been telle u pipil to knowing how to be sparking goodest engrish but U̶̲̥̅̊ wouldn't hear M̶̲̅ε̲̣. Learn from M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ writting engrish. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 10:13pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
^ are you spoke good englishs like this? me i spoke mores dan you. you understanding? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Agybabe(f): 10:48pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
I has telled u that time that time that I don't liking fanacooler i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ hearings agains, spoke goodest engrish prease! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by iwajay(m): 1:46am On Nov 25, 2011 |
has you doned it? by the way guys lets vote for one of our own in the MTV competition Click http://mtvshuga.com/2011/11/mtv-shuga-talks-competition-final-three/ to vote for point blank by Folasakin Iwajomo representing Nigeria in the short film awards Much love |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ajibel(m): 5:02am On Nov 25, 2011 |
what is you ppl talking about here, no wonderment we had so much people who failure for waec engrish dis year. i cant believeing people are murder english like this y'all need to be banning from this page |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Agybabe(f): 5:38am On Nov 25, 2011 |
I shaking M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ head i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ pityfulness. Common engrish u cannot spoke |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ajibel(m): 6:20am On Nov 25, 2011 |
see whose it talk for there, i am was a lecturer in the oxford university of mastering engrish. see how far i have wented, dont try to comparism my credentials with yours |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Agybabe(f): 9:15pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Hey pals! I came across this so funny a letter today but I don't get the drift. Then I remember M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ people here on Nairaland can help M̶̲̅ε̲̣ out. The letter goes thus: 24/11/2011 Please sir, DADDY NIYI / MR M. OLASEHA O Right this letter to you sir hom living at No 55 ESSO ondo Conzern my problem of toold Wheel balancing and I pray Sir God will bessing you gald you mercyfull to you Aburdantly and your family in Jesus name amen this Agreement Between me and my master Bamise and my son and I will be pay it back Every mounth sir. Please daddy help me to Buy Balancing marching for me they are selling tokubo 120,000 they are selling new 250,000 Daddy God will help you siR AmEN THANKS you sir M.O, Oloyelele 24/11/2011 Mind u I didn't make п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ addition, subtraction, exaggeration, etc. Lol |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:49pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
This letters is very funnying. I was laugh die |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:15pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Agybabe: Agybabe was they not your handwriting, i was sawing there? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Agybabe(f): 10:25pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
I was borrowing it |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:31pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Goodlucks i hope the owner don't sued u for copywritten |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Agybabe(f): 10:33pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Shoe ke? M̶̲̅ε̲̣ myself is a court of lawyers and judgments |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 10:41pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
U was charching and bell lorya. beta lorya spoke gud engrish |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:46pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
^^dats d correctest english i've seen in my lifetime. Agybabe: abeg spoken correct english next time. Your english is killed me |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:49pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
See pot is tell kettle blacking |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:51pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Who was kettle and who were pot |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 10:56pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
BCuZiMBlaCk:Was you called my bestest engrish stoodents a pot? If you spoke engrish as he spoke erh, you would has scorred A4 in your waec |
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